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odysseus you get your skinny behind in this house RIGHT NOW

There is no one in this business like @alexkirshner.com

this guy wants as many americans as possible to die of preventable diseases. he views that as preferable to vaccines or long term medication. makes us “stronger”

the one brit I feel sad for. the only one

setting up the barbecue country to home base in a barbecue city was truly incredible work and its paying off

heck of a tournament from kansas city native lionel messi

New meme just dropped

huh apparently all I needed for England to lose is to not watch them

shit I've got an in person meeting now. guess it'll be interesting to see how the rest of the match turns out

argentina's defense was begging to give a goal. this is a certified soccer knower post

Both teams trying to establish the run. This is a field position battle. Gonna be won on special teams.

it's time to create maximum stress and give everyone a yellow card

oo we got some tusslin'

With all due respect to how disgusting and perverse the news itself reliably is, there's something especially bracing and weird about how every stupid story out of the Trump administration reveals what the dipshit weirdos in these high offices are thinking about and doing instead of those jobs.

In the seventh month of the second year of the second term, the heat will become unbearable, the skies will turn red, and bowels will loosen across the land.

What an insane thing to find on Facebook marketplace

also realizing I know embarrassingly few mlb all-stars

I hate this signing a fake declaration of independence with a sharpie feather bullshit

Many responses to this arguing that Spain has many excellent players including a couple of guys who rate as stars & yes that's correct & also the most memorable moment in this tournament from the best-known of those guys is "running into a defender's foot & diving for a penalty." Not Dude behavior.

ruh roh

boy spain sure is pushing and bodychecking a Lot. we saw haaland kinda shove a guy once on a corner and get a goal taken away, but spain is basically shoving a french player anytime they get the ball

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man we're about to see a bus attempted to be parked the likes of which we've rarely seen

my one big disappointment with this world cup (besides england being good) is the general lack of stupid haircuts that I've come to expect and enjoy when watching the world cup. I feel like 12, 16 years ago, soccer players were really innovating in the field of stupid haircuts

Summer tip for sweaty bastards just drop the top until September

Graham Platner's collapse is an indictment of what Twitter has done to people's brains, and a major W for this platform and the general idea of "not spending time in Elon Musk's sandbox" slate.com/technology/2...

The moderate but snazzy solution

currently having fun watching my neighbors nearly catch their house on fire weirdly enough the previous tenants of this same house were actually successful in catching the roof on fire like 3 or 4 years ago

what i'd like to contribute to the ongoing masculinity discourse is that the truest sign of a fella's manfulness isn't his strength or his height or his successes with women. it's not about his job or how he dresses. it's about whether he has a cell-level desire to dig a big hole at the beach

& today we did bierco all the way to the missouri river & back. that's a 52 mile weekend for y'all

look say what you will but 'fuck off I aint going to no doctor I got meet the press in the morning' is the most senator ass way anyone has ever died

“Remembered as Trump’s little assistant.” Jamelle, as ever, got to the heart of things in this scathing remembrance of a man who knew better.

My hot take is that regarding Congress like it's analogous to some normal workplace with colleagues who are all ultimately on the same team is exactly the thing everybody is disgusted by, because politics and policy are real to them, because they are not smug cloistered fucking nitwits.

Yeah but I bet everyone sitting in arrowhead’s famous atmosphere last night was thinking “wow I wish this was smaller, less loud, inside, and looked like an airport” so checkmate

chat is it bad that we want our leaders dead of rocket diarrhea

In some ways, the harshest thing you could say about Lindsay Graham is that he once seemed to be a person of integrity and conviction.

Getting a little hot yet Linz?

in all seriousness I really kind of think the Iran war, his dream & nearly his raison d'être, going as poorly as it has might've killed him

🎵 throw another log on the fire, boys, lindsey graham is coming to stay 🎵

wait what

france-spain: the perfect game of football, the best players playing at their absolute best and giving us a beautiful spectacle the likes of which only these two teams can produce argentina-england: hell in a cell

yo that's a crazy goal

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Oof this is fishy as hell