One of the best things about Fire Emblem is when you send your little anime guys to spear people in horrific war during the first part of the game and they go “tee hee I’m getting better!” when they level up and then you do the same thing in the second half and they go “war demeans humanity itself”

Slattery in what we do in the shadows... so funny....

they should do a what we do in the shadows prequel about Lazlo and Nadia living through the revolutionary war

Snoopy's too smart for those games! (Art from The Complete Peanuts 1963-1964: Vol. 7 by Charles M. Schulz) https://ow.ly/TKO250Yx65Y

After a short break, @tpnwicmfp.bsky.social aka the best goddamn cinema podcast in Christendom is BACK. And after some French silent movie stuff, they're getting into SpiderMan: Into the Spiderverse. Also - Bonus Björk banter!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

PNW high speed rail

THE ADVERSARY (DANNY MCBRIDE): What’s up Job, you pious dick? Looks like you got too many kids and cattle and not enough sore boils up in this bitch.

lol fuckin rand paul over here telling someone to cool it with the libertarian shit

clayton kershaw's last act on a baseball field was to get a silver medal with a rainbow ribbon draped around his neck

If you can swing it, I highly recommend getting a membership to your local art museum and just popping in when you have the time. Nothing more elite than spending a few minutes with art without the pressure to see every damn thing and get your money’s worth!

trump low-key the drake president

Nicky Santoro... truly revolting creature... a slimy, violent little man...

hey I know people probably said this already but it was fucking crazy when Streisand was like 'no one calls me BABS' like lady that's the main thing people call you

enola gay pilot wondering why his dreams are so fucked up

always chilling when Stan is correct

im so mad I dont own pokopia

yeah we probably wouldn't be bombing the shit out of them

extremely cool thing to be

predickhead markets

blue prince cozy/Lorelei and the laser eyes evil

look we should all thank sam for taking this bullet. someone had to write it and get roasted all day. the discourse demanded it

the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood. trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️ republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️ “sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️ naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️ villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️ powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️ list goes on

i know he’s looking up at bam and smiling right now

Bam Adebayo tonight:

all time night for haters. this is like christ at Golgotha for haters, that's how big it is. I worried I would never see this day

just saw a real @davidjroth.bsky.social looking motherfucker wander into the bar/cafe

hey its also about id

any recent punch updates. is he ok

someone should put frakes in an a24 movie as like an evil guy

now here's the thing as a radical environmentalist I must cheer but its a direct result of trump policy so... hard moment you know

EIGHT DOLLARS A GALLON. Downtown Los Angeles. Today. Trump promised to lower gas prices on Day 1. Instead he started a war with Iran and gas in LA just topped $8. This is sticker shock. This is his fault. #TrumpsGasProblem​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

its really embarrassing how much us foreign policy consensus is based on seeking recompense for past slights

The foundation of American fascism rests on three things: extreme bigotry, whining about other people's coffee orders, and saying "so much for global warming" whenever it's cold out

you think theyll keep fucking

why is @matthiasellis.bsky.social always making me watch older and older movies with a boob in them

This isn't a knock on the quality of the cover-up, those are always tricky, but replacing JESUS OF NAZARETH with SHREDDER OF THE FOOT CLAN is the funniest god damn thing

this is either fur or a microplastic factory, neither of which is cool

trimet deficit unimportant

its just as i suspected.... this gun is fucking cool...

if I was a game designer I would constantly be pitching a new diakatana. I could make it work

the "boys are back in town" may be a happy anthem but its very pleasure also depends on sorrow. for while we celebrate the boys return we also know they must leave. even now the hour of their departure draws close. perhaps we ourselves will be the ones who drive them away

the talk about the Pokemon animal crossing is concerning. what if this is the cozy game kwisatz haderach

LOL this line. American troops were doing joint operations with Iranian-backed forces not that long ago.