Jantzen Beach, Oregon 😍😍😍

I wasn't so delusional as to think the Blazers would win the NBA cup, but beat a Wemby-less Spurs team at home?

Are there over/under bets for Caleb Love 3pt Attempts?

But I thought everyone was leaving Portland?

Striking baristas and community supporters shutdown the 172nd Damascus, OR Starbucks on a cold Saturday morning a week into Starbucks Workers United’s nationwide strike. Management has tried to run a skeleton crew of GMs and workers recently fired when Starbucks permanently closed a local store.

Missed breakaway dunks aside, the blazers should be losing by 30 with this shooting night

Caleb Love. Buddy…

After months of uncertainty, a policy to ban the use of algorithmic rental price-fixing software in Portland appears poised for Council approval at tonight’s meeting. If it’s approved, Portland would join other cities in banning a practice many say raises rents and violates federal antitrust laws.

It's early in the season. Excitement is high, making the stinkers extra stinky. The Suns took it to the Blazers last night at Moda. Good thing there's a game tonight against the Bulls 🏀⁠ ⁠ Link below for a recap of last night's game, plus some shots and stories of fans with their vintage jerseys 🎽

The Blazers got blown out. What better way to spend a night at the stadium than to Remember Some Guys? Here’s some fans vintage jerseys: 1. Anael Jeannis in a Damon Stoudamire 2. Noah in a (signed) Greg Oden 3. Bryan in a Brian Grant 4. Oz in a Joel Przybilla www.portlandmercury.com/the-trail-bl...

Toumani dribble step back three (clang), Shae dribble step back three (clang). Both are 0-5 from three in the game. Blazers starting out the half FRIO

Crowd is going nuts for Yang Hansen 4 points-1 rebound-1 assist-2 turnovers but where's the noise for the first good Caleb Love game since the 2022 NCAA Tournament?

Really awesome Cedric Coward game. NCAA-Division III Northwest Conference legend representing 🫡

Feel like thieves must be gang stalking Shedeur Sanders. This is the second time he's gotten robbed DURING a football game he's playing in.

I have written a lot about the perils of poorly maintained (and leaf-filled) bike lanes. That didn’t stop me from wiping out in one just now, falling on my face and scraping up my knee pretty badly. This is a truly hazardous situation, @pbotinfo.bsky.social. When are you going to do something?

Blazers defense is annoying... finally! The full court press defense the Blazers have been utilizing has proven to be little sibling level disruptive, affecting the ball on both ends of the court. Feels good to be annoying, don't it? Link below for @cam_inaction's ode to our annoying Blazers 🏀

Just over a week ago the Blazers handed OKC their only loss of the season by beating annoying at their own game. After a 1-4 road trip, the Zers need their defenders back so they can be annoying again! My latest in @portlandmercury.com

Between Josh Giddey and Deni Avdija’s final possessions, bad night for problematic cold ass white boys

Tiago is a problem (derogatory)

Blazers deserved that loss

Why isn’t Deni attacking the hoop?!

Shouts out to the Peacock broadcast of UCLA vs Arizona keeping the time honored Pac-12 tradition of letting Kareem Abdul-Jabbar plug his Substack.

Calling a line violation on an inbounds off a made bucket to take the game to timeout. The fix is in for UCLA vs Arizona on Peacock. Only it’s not for any team it’s to maximize commercial breaks.

The blazers zone is so fucking bad

Type shit we’re on tonight

First, Portland got a Mayor Wilson. Now, there’s going to be a Mayor Wilson in Seattle. At this rate, every city in America will have a Mayor Wilson by 2050. Is this the future we want????

Unfortunately Katie O’Brien’s is completely cooked now

Yesterday on 80th a guy floored it thru Glisan and almost hit me while riding my bike. Went over my handlebars and landed on my feet on the sidewalk somehow. Bunch of people saw so he stopped and I walked over. His windows were tinted but he rolled it down like 3 inches and said “that’s my bad OG”

I regret every nice thing I said about the Portland Trailblazers

Here’s how Kamala is still brat

The Blazers are good?

Dan Ryan voted with his colleagues in July to refer the Portland parks levy measure to voters. But the councilor, who once oversaw the city’s parks bureau, now says he can’t support the tax increase to support local parks services. Critics say Ryan’s denunciation is shortsighted and puzzling.

When someone has a Frank Sinatra song in their post you know it’s about to be the most racist thing about Zohran Mamdani you’ve ever seen

Between Zohran, smoking on Dick Cheney, and college basketball back, are we potentially having a “good news” day???

My illegal stream just changed from the end of the Arizona vs Florida game to this random Asian guy playing video games back to the postgame interview with Koa Pete. College basketball is incredibly back

Ten years ago, a Renters' State of Emergency was declared. Today, Oregon has the highest eviction levels in its history. So what happened? @donovanscribes.bsky.social explains where we've been and where we must go in his latest excellent installment of THE BLACK BYLINE.

Someone finally somehow made something worse than the balloon guy’s art

Who else watching St. Bonaventure vs Bradley in line for Jury Duty?

The Tulsa King just mailed his enemy ‘The Art of War’

Playoff Kike

That's why you don't intentionally walk someone in the 3rd inning lmao

I, as a scholar, was doing galaxy brain concern trolling of fellow blazers by saying “will there be locker room conflict because of when he put the clamps on Dame for the Pels?”

I Love LA

Organist just pulled out “La Chona”

My girlfriend has been singing “oh Jeremy Corbin” whenever the organist plays Seven Nation Army for 5 hours now. Plz help.

Now showing Kershaw warming up in the pen is a sick joke

i hate having to see Blake Treinen do anything, let alone give up a go ahead double

The blazers may have the worst offense in the league. And perhaps the most damning thing about Shaedon as an offensive force is seeing Kawhi guarding Jrue Holiday instead.

Having TWolves fans reach out to tell me they’re on the Jaylen Clark train now 🥹 Such a steal as a second rounder.

But they only meant he was a Female Body Inspector