Patrick M from Kansas City
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KCMO ➡️ WI Just another polyam cat dad trying his best
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Rian Johnson
1 day ago
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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Flying sober? Couldn't be me
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The Louvre of Bluesky
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Two sided DVDs always confused me as a kid. "Side A: Widescreen" actually meant the image for widescreen was encoded on other side of the disc. So if you want to play side A you have to have your machine read the side labeled B
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michael lutz
over 1 year ago
You kids can't be inside all day playing videogames. Go outside and smoke some cigarettes
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Emma Berquist
1 day ago
wow, sorry. Deleting now. I didn’t know she was French
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Moms pretending to not know about game consoles to set up the surprise gift will always work for me. Mine did this to me with a series GBA and doubled down with it wrapped in like 8 boxes.
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Jay Hulme
1 day ago
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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Ernest Luckman
3 days ago
CHATGPT: wow George you’re absolutely right. $8,000 is a lot of money. Mary would be better off without you.
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stabke
3 days ago
Yeah well my buddy already lost his job to artificial intelligence. He was an art thief.
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Buy me the Jimmy Carter peanut scarf so I know it's real
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jamelle
3 days ago
“it is illegal for you not to like me”
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Chalamet fans when Leo wins his second Oscar for One Battle After Another
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Deeks 🫶
7 days ago
Sex is like pork. If you really like it, you'll eat the butt
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Siri Dahl
5 days ago
Apologies for not tweeting 200 times on Christmas Day, but it’s because I have a life outside of the internet, unlike Donald Trump
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festive yuletide goblin
5 days ago
if you would like to tip your hostess (me), please feel free to do so! only if the spirit moves you lol 💋 v e n m o @ jjc245 c a s h a p p $ jjc2455
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL
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Merry Christmas everybody. Take care and I hope you all hear sleighbells in the snow
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God’s Favorite Transsexual
6 days ago
Polyamorous people be like “all I want for Christmas is Y’all”
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6 days ago
all I want for christmas is for more people to realize Alien$ sucks shit
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A K
6 days ago
Tired: Die Hard is a Christmas movie Wired: John McTiernan is such a psychopath that he shot the inside of the helicopter AFTER the roof bombs go off so that you at home or in the theater can experience what it's like in that split second before an explosion vaporizes you
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Me and who
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Scott Cave
7 days ago
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Eartha Kitt really called Santa illiterate. "Sign your x on the line"
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more mr. nice guy
about 1 year ago
SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it? BOY: i don't know, i'm like six SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone
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Derek Royal Divito
8 days ago
Dont worry, they are moving from the intersection of 70 and 435, to 435 and 70
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Patrick Monahan
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TikTok: Catchin_zzzs 🎞️
9 days ago
Look like he got one of them Ed Edd n Eddy jawbreakers in his mouth 😂
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌
9 days ago
It sounds like Waymo failed to program the vehicles to switch to stop sign mode in the event of a failed light? Every human driver has to learn this rule, and I don’t understand how the California DMV can possibly justify licensing any “driver” including an algorithm that doesn’t know this
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whet moser
11 days ago
“when the time comes, some people are just there to get knocked out” is some scorsese shit
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Tim Carvell
11 days ago
This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.
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Merry Christmas for the cats
11 days ago
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"When you hang from a gibbet, for the sport of your own crows, we shall have peace" That's my 10 year old movie
11 days ago
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Tyler, from the Internet
12 days ago
Fix your hearts or die
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God bless us etc
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alber
13 days ago
she let me hit because unlike her husband, i’m not deployed overseas
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
13 days ago
i was talking to shug on our morning walk, as you do, and we passed two hasids walking to morning minyan, and one said to the other in yiddish ‘the goyim talk to dogs like the rebbe talks to god.’ and look i’m not a goy and fuck you for entertaining the thought. however i must grudgingly admit: bars
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An all time classic
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13 days ago
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14 days ago
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Julie DiCaro
14 days ago
You will be visited by three spirits.
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Sharky 🦈
20 days ago
You will be visited by three spirits.
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Kateration
20 days ago
You will be visited by three spirits.
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Pavel
17 days ago
With knowledge of colonial agrarian economies, you could impress a LOT of girls on here
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Adventure, Coming of Age, Mockumentary, RomCom and Legal Drama. For me, the definitive version of each of those genres.
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Chris Jackson
16 days ago
This entire weekend
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It's fucking gross that the NFL is using the packers ownership structure in advertising. If the city of Buffalo wanted to buy their team they would laugh them out of the office
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This season might be my fault. I wished on a monkey paw to not have Tony Romo as much
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