A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

No he doesn't. He does not star in this upcoming movie.

Sex is cool but the problem is that once you have it you may want to keep having jt

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

Retweet if ur staying hard with me today.

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

was once New Amsterdam.

Longtime disdain for everything about UFC continually and thunderously vindicated

Coming out of agnostic retirement to rejoin the Counter-Reformation on the side of the papists is not how I expected my fifties to go.

Correct! You do not need an adversarial proceeding in court to come to a conclusion about something. People do it hundreds of times a day — including you my friend.

I think I'm coming to view LLMs as essentially being the Fae. The Fae are usually seen as not having souls, and therefore not having consciousness in a way we can recognize; they don't understand the difference between lies and truth, kindness and cruelty; >

What a fun few weeks for me (a big nerd)

This news 🤝 Me holding a fork next to a wall socket "Listen, I might, I might. I'm thinking about it"

To all who celebrate

I saw this and I had to share it with you. Im sorry.

Help my Secretary of Defense is talking like a wide receiver

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

War crime tribunals aren’t enough we gotta put him in a Harlan Ellison short story.

do u think katy perry's super annoyed at the Artemis astronauts getting all the love and respect and she just got mocked on social media and a free amazon prime sub

There is a path. It’s the path that Michael Vick walked. He has worked with the Humane Society for the last 17 years to educate folk about animal cruelty. He says he’ll do that work for the rest of his life. Call me when Louis or Kanye devotes even one weekend to making reparation.

It's oil and egg yolk. If we called it lemon garlic aioli it wouldn't that big of a controversy

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

Happy First Contact Day 🖖🏽

🎵 Remember me, though I have to travel far 🎵

we've all teleported to a waffle house, you're not fucking special

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

i’m a trad wife (takes a lot of pills and sleeps with the ac repairman)

It's important that everybody knows that Zack Snyder directed that ad

LAURENCE FISHBURNE: im the king of all of the rats. every hobo works for me. i’m hobo god. I run hobo new york. now you come to me for hobo favours JOHN WICK: [nods] LAURENCE FISHBURNE: [laughs uproariously]

“Ladies. Gentlemen. You have eaten well. You've eaten Gotham's wealth. Its spirit. Your feast is nearly over. Oh, before I go…”

I'm the dude who plays the dude disguised as a different dude

(bullet-matching science is largely bullshit like nearly all 'forensic science')

ur not supposed to say stuff like this but my favorite outside hobby is smokin a cig

Instead of watching that HBO Harry Potter show, might I recommend another HBO series instead? One focused on fantastical creatures called "Italians" and set in the faraway land of "New Jersey"?

when you think about it those ape suits in Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off! are drawn in a way that suggests they're pretty impressive

art gallery: You finish that painting of Frodo and Gollum? Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

do not become addicted to sleeping weighted blankets. it will take hold of you and you will resent it's absence.

I thought I was open-minded but I can’t view this with anything but revulsion. Imagine rooting for the Mets. In public!

“this too shall pass”, i say when i notice you’ve been holding the blunt too long in the rotation

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

Been rewatching House and noticing how often the concept of sex with underage teens winds up being a serious plot point. Directed by Bryan Singer! What a shocker.

I will never apologize for a post