Round of shots in Wormmon’s honor

At the function and they’ve got Digimon, free beer and Silversun Pickups playing

Slay the Spire is simply the best place to start if you're curious at all about deck building games or roguelites. $2.49 is hard to pass up.

I'm parking my browser right here all day lol

fishing all day 🎣 every 10 subs I gotta do a fishing related quest. if we hit 250: I'm adding sunday 2 (but with non-horror games) to every week. stop on by and hang out, you can fish with me for channel points/subs/bits twitch.tv/teddyras <--

Annihilation (2018)

DMs open if you're down to fish.

We are now entering the weird liminal space between Christmas and New Year's Eve. Anything could happen during this time. You could feel weirdly nostalgic, you could see a photo of a cat, you could remember to feed your Neopets. The possibilities are endless.

If I died today I'd wish I'd made out with more of my friends and caught more fish in videogames.

It’s 2025 and I’m still getting ads for new RuneScape and EverQuest 1 expansions but I’m supposed to believe that companies only make money if they chase the bleeding edge trends

Quesarito, Quiero consumir tu queso despacito,

I would kill to have locked accounts on bluesky. I mean it. Just give me a name.

I'm watching Elf for the first time.

White men who pull guns on Santa suck. White men in general suck, but you take the cake. 🗣️🗣️🗣️

I hope everyone got the Christmas nudes they wanted.

AaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.

I decided not to follow a hot person because they didn't use alt text in their images.

you there boy, what bullshit is this

happy holidays

Okay yeah confirmed it was 100% Isiah Pacheco. This was the vehicle. Lol.

It's Christmas Edge! You can get close to celebrating, but don't until I say you can!

Hey Now You're a Boxcar Full of Children Solve Crimes

gremlins 2 really is the perfect movie. it has everything; christopher lee, a musical number, transsexuals, a batman joke, little guys,

This entire thing is the most Denny thing possible.

Google Fiber sent me a new router, but it's tied to the Google account I've had since I was 12 years old. I picked this name to play Runescape.

I'm reading The Forever War for the first time at the bar inside of Kauffman Center. Who want me.

me: thank you them: no, thank you me: (right in their face) no no, thank you and do not test me on this

Owning physical books feels like such decadence to me. So instead of owning a digital weightless version I own a version that's going to piss me off next time I move?

Making new friends.

Santa is real and I threatened him with a firearm.

Remember what the season is about

Sixteen Candles: A story about Molly Ringwald deciding between which of two simultaneous Hanukkah celebrations to attend.

[Santa emerges from my fireplace] Me: Chimeny Christmas! Santa: Did you just say "chimeny"? Like with three syllables? Me, motioning behind him with my Remington pump action: How's about you head north and we both forget this ever happened? Santa: Yeah. I think that'll be best for everyone.

Y'all ever seen this? It's amazing.

[Christmas] My partner's Mom (just trying to make conversation): are there any fictional characters you guys identify with? Me (physically incapable of socializing normally for a moment longer): Yes, Ken Ichijouji, the Digital Emperor. From Digimon Adventure season 02.

The result of my last physical was that I "should have several healthy years left"

A kid in a red pickup truck just got t-boned outside of my jobsite. Axle broke and he's shaken and limping a little. Hit and run by a goddamn black wrapped cyber truck.

cat being abducted

[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby

Bring back the Rams it would be so funny.

you and your partner should get regularly tested for ADHD even if you're monogamous

Life is like a box of highways

Frosty the snowman could not laugh and play like me. I laugh and play different

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

If you’re in the KC metro area, local organizers will be joining in solidarity with striking SB workers at the Prairie Village Shopping Center tomorrow from 9-2 and then again on Wednesday from 9-2 at the location on 41st and Main in midtown!

Today is a type of Thursday.

kris kringle: mindfreak

⭐ New Video 🪓 Revolution, Fascism, & Magic: The Gathering Folks, this one's a bit big... youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68

I did it, I'm young again, my traumas fall away like a dry husk, a shed cocoon -