vaccines don’t cause autism — i do

huge shout-out to everyone who organized to make Disney backtrack

Autism Announcement!

I'm fuckin laid off and I'm selling some collectables but if you wanted to give -me - cash send it here instead. Meghan vets all these things expertly. No finer place for money to land than where she points.

Everything costs twenty-eight dollars and takes thirty-four minutes to get to in regular traffic.

I saw the greatest minds of my generation in a big vat labeled ‘mind vat’

Day one of layoff begins soon.

Every time Harrison Butker misses a kick a woman gets admitted to college.

Tom Homan took a bag of cash from an undercover FBI agent the right way. by Ezra Klein

“Not only does the Court’s decision help vindicate our rights after we were unjustly targeted and denied last year, but it’s a big win for the Palestinian movement across the country,” Mizzou Students for Justice in Palestine said after the ruling.

This video is about the history of Oops All Spells, the players who made it, and the players who love to hate it. ft @faultedform.bsky.social and @boshnroll.bsky.social 🎥: youtu.be/dOs3_9aJ56I

Why would anyone visit the US right now? Both professional & "low skill" international workers are being punished. Tourists are getting black bagged. Your visa can get revoked if you've made fun of some guy who was mates with the president. They're gonna host the OLYMPICS in these conditions??

Centrist who is into pseudo science from both sides. “I’m a Pisces and that’s why my skull is shaped like this”

@davids.house.gov voted yea.

@davids.house.gov voted yea.

feel like pure shit just want him back

62% of Americans agree it’s time for universal healthcare, because the basics aren’t luxuries, they’re rights. That’s why I’m running for Congress — because healthcare is a human right, not a privilege.

This intro video would play before the game went to the start screen and I would never skip it. I didn't have a PlayStation until much later so I tried to play it on PC and it ran terribly and played terribly with a mouse and keyboard.

What I want to do with my life changes minute to minute and I'm 34 years old.

I need to make a video essay so all the other video essayists will be my friends and come to my birthday party.

A point of privilege I have that I think goes unmentioned is that I can make a lot of jokes where my ignorance is the punchline. People don't look at me, white dude-shaped with a beard, and think I'm saying stupid stuff on accident and require a condescending explanation.

Take Conan O’Brien off the air.

I am biased but I don’t think there is a better website on the internet today than TheOnion.com.

Heads up, itch.io is selling 382 PC games for $8 to raise money for Palestine. (Thanks to @gaminginthewild.bsky.social for the tip!)

I might not be able to go to CubeCon. :((

Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned. Thought you'd enjoy this.

Fuckin FINALLY. This is a very good thing to be doing. Properties purchased and intentionally left to rot (often as a scheme to lower nearby property values) are a huge problem in KC.

genAI is the perfect aesthetic for the modern moment. as rising fascism once again seeks to reduce the human being to mere limbs of the State, vessels for the will of the Leader, genAI seeks to reduce all human expression to mere Product, units of value for trade in a market.

I should call h- [Giant hook pulls me off stage]

The BlackWarGreymon section of Digimon Adventure 02 is my ideal Digimon blend, because it's a lot of explosive boss battles interspersed with laser-shooting dragons saying things like "IF I AM A DIGITAL CREATION, DOES IT MEAN THAT THE PAIN I FEEL IN MY HEART ISN'T REAL?"

Protester Found Not Guilty of Assault Despite Top Border Patrol Official’s Testimony Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino...who led a phalanx of military personnel into MacArthur Park this summer...flew in to testify from Chicago. After a little over an hour, the jury came back with the acquittal.

This is our hill. These are our beans.

fascism is here and you can no longer find your favorite shows and movies on Poob. it’s not on Poob anymore.

We don't say sex work is work because it's a cute slogan. We say sex work is work because sex workers are left out of conversations around labor rights. Sex workers have the right to safe workplaces and legal protections. Sex workers shouldn't fsce discrimination because of archaic morals.

Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

My partner, petting my cat in a way that my cat is only barely tolerating: "This is my Olympics"

Fly into Kansas City and crash at my place - I'll corner you and tell you about how funny and cool and beautiful my partner is. Wanna see all their tweets? Here they are they're good.

Drinking and playing left 4 dead 2 on the xbox360 with my partner and I love them so much my life is going good

My partner is currently constructing a shelter for the apartment building's stray cats and I love them so much.

Jac's gonna move into my place next year and whenever I mention it around my friends they gotta say "didn't you swear by the old gods, the dead gods, and the nameless forgotten ones before them that you'd never live with a partner again?" Yeah I'm in love shut up.

Ugh. I hate to be inspired by my partner to do bigger and better things. UGH!

Imagine dating someone who looks like every fictional character you had crush on when you were a kid This shit fucking rules hell yes fuck yes

I'm not trying to hook up with everyone I meet anymore, but it remains VITAL that hot people think I'm hot.

Lol @ being on temporary layoff from the job the union got me after I was permanently laid off.

I am once again on temporary layoff from work.

TO THIS DAY anyone with winged eyeliner can simply walk up to me and take my wallet out of my pocket and I'll thank them for it.

If I mentioned the Hot Santa at the North Kansas City Costco... Y'all would know exactly what I'm talking about right?

Keeping my Air Miles situation secret so I don’t have to question the authenticity of love when it finds me.

Another day hitting my fiber goals 💪🙂‍↕️👍

I sure can, we just called them forums.