I'm picking up a Saturday shift at a second job in the face of another layoff. Whenever I see the tax removed from my check, it's tempting to get upset at the people who benefit, but putting a name to it helps remind me what it's all about. This one's for you, Argentinian president Javier Milei!

This should be the Democratic party line. Should have been for years. Hartzell Gray is running for Congress in my district. MO-4.

Cyber Fuc*ed. #WorldBollardAssociation

Are you franking my stein rn?

I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul

In case of emergency, sell slab.

I am once again on temporary layoff from work.

Quite a headline.

I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.

anyone else ever just lie awake at night and wish jet jaguar was real

I know two people who work at Rockstar North in Edinburgh, one of whom was fired in the union-busting sweep.

Rockstar union workers have set up a solidarity fund to help our fight after 30 of them were fired in an attempt to destroy the union. Help us fight back! Anything you can donate will massively help our efforts to hold Rockstar to account. actionnetwork.org/fundraising/...

"Rockstar, Rockstar, you're disgusting, we charge you with union busting," the protesters declared.

SAG-AFTRA stands in solidarity with the IWGB Game Workers Union exercising their right to organize following reports of union-busting at Rockstar. Our members’ union performances on Rockstar games are an integral part of the success and legacy of games like Grand Theft Auto.

[Approaching the counter at the sex shop and forgetting what a "Chastity Cage" is called] "Yeah do you have uhhhh-"

[Levitating several feet off the ground, eyes aglow, speaking with the voice of ages] She House My Steak Til My Horn Long

lord i see what u have done for others

I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor

You motherfuckers at Lego you are making spend 400 dollars on this bullshit you horrible people

We almost made it through the week. Do it for Hern.

Me: Brain, please, we need to focus. We've so much going on. Brain:

Sweeney Teeny The Deemy Beeby of Fleeby Streeby

Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact STARAVIA LAW (everyone gets to pull off endeavor/quick attack, gets a free intimidate, and gets to cry if they’re alone).

Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact SBARRO'S LAW (everyone gets a free pizza slice and medium drink at participating Sbarro restaurants)

Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact SUSPIRA LAW (everyone gets free dance lessons from witches)

Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact TOLARIA LAW (everyone gets free blue mana)

It makes sense that I'm 34 years old. You take a look at me and my life and you're like "that right there is a 34-year-old."

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact SHAWW (Garaba!)

happy wednesday

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Let's all have a silly one today

Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact SANRIO LAW (everyone gets free plushies)

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

We are going to replace the anthem at sports games with a land recognition. Your dog will have pronouns. One character at random will be made canonically gay in all video games, retroactively. Your favorite movie is trans now. This is only the beginning.

Snuck out to sit in my car and feel hope for a sec don’t tell the fellas.

dudes be like "i needed this" and it's just the disgraced governor's crestfallen visage

I can’t believe Dick Cheney dying wasn’t the best thing that happened today. Wow.

I'm ready to get hurt again.

lol

UPDATE: No.

If we've never actually had a private conversation about mental health or some other equally serious topic before, And I post about how I'm not doing well, With the interactions turned off, That's not your invitation to enter my DMs to inquire about it. I know you mean well. But please.

King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)

LMAOOO HOGG'S OUT

Unpacking and assembling my CPAP machine like an assassin would do his sniper rifle.

:( one of my tumblr mutuals (won’t leak their name out of respect for their privacy but they used to be vice president) just passed away suddenly