the very idea of gavin newsom in 2028 is preposterous. he's a throwback to the time where you could put a haircut in a suit and have him mouth platitudes while the status quo grinds on. we're so far past that. we got pedophile nazis now. lol that you want to reanimate dan quayle

Next month also has a Friday the 13th so you don't have to go crazy on this one if you don't want to

I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.

You should be able to add Woke as an elemental power to a sword

It’s just a joke dude. It’s just a form of speech. Speech doesn’t communicate ideas

First they came for my neighbor and I was like damn that’s crazy. Then they came for me and I was like Ah shit shit shit shit fuck

I went on Adam Conover's podcast and talked about comedy and stuff

Thomas CAUGHT doubtmaxxing as Christ stuns death-cels

I really do hate the weird parasocial stuff that comes with being so visible online. I don't talk about it very much but there have been multiple occasions where people talked themselves into thinking they're in love with me just because I'm nice to them and I look like a man.

BREAKING: Platform Ventures, the development company that owns a south Kansas City warehouse that federal agents toured last month to consider for an immigrant detention center, announced today that it is not moving forward with the sale.

Thank you to Kansas City for making clear to all around our country that we stand for human dignity and stand strongly against a 10,000 person encampment in our city.

collaborators suddenly realize that they could cancel their contract for a concentration camp after insisting it wasn’t possible. a world of fascists who have never felt pushback once in their life, suddenly stunned to see everyone hates them. makes you think! kansascitydefender.com/justice/plat...

One door leads to safety, the other door leads to death. One guard only tells the truth, the other guard only tells lies. You may ask only one question. “what are you, the door brothers”

always feel very cheated at the airport when you get to the gate and they load you onto a bus. this isn’t what we agreed. pull the plane around mate.

Can we list some Fish names like Walleye and Spotted Gar? I could really name a fish right now, fish right now, fish right now

I learned how to mod ffxiv today

I'm so glad to share this piece I've been working on with you all! The closet is a dark place for many of us. I had to deal with a lot of homophobia, silently suffering in it for many years. Heated Rivalry gave a way to organize my thoughts, and I'm so grateful for it. CW: discussions of homophobia

Heated Rivalry and the hostages of the closet by @rorenado.bsky.social "For many closeted men, what society and our families want dictates our lives. We’re having to be someone else. Never our true selves." Read on:

No one man should have all that Jest

The fuck is wrong with me

"A modern-day concentration camp ... People have been killed by the staff here." Irish citizen Seamus Culleton has been in ICE detention since September, despite having a valid work permit and his own business in the US.

Aye. Measures like this ALWAYS end up pushing queer communities out. Part of a decades long project to tie our basic identities to sexual predation. My server, by its rules, forbids explicit sexual content. It won't matter. We can still get flagged.

Discord served its purpose almost flawlessly by 2021 and then constantly made itself worse over the ensuing years The constant drive to change products that serve their purpose perfectly well really does exemplify the problems with an "endless growth" mindset

Your skeleton is back!

Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".

If the discord server I've been running for 7 years gets flagged NSFW and requires ID or face scan to access, I'll have to shut it down. It won't be how I expected it to end, but I *did* expect it to end eventually. As all things do.

Mutual aid is flashing your high beams at the opposite traffic to let them know there’s a speed trap ahead. Because let’s be real, you don’t know if that oncoming driver is a conservative or liberal or leftist, but you come together as humans to say fuck the police

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/... discord.com/press-releas...

He's UAW and that union has a spine. I can't imagine it would have gone this way in the IBT.

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

"In a phone interview from the facility, he said conditions there are 'like a concentration camp, absolute hell.' "He has been locked in the same large, cold, damp room for 4½ months with 70+ men...constantly hungry...toilets are filthy...allowed outside <12 times" www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...

Dammit I have to go to bed but this is fascinating

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” Wrong. Your child’s palette doesn’t speak for the epicurean delights which enrobe the world.

All these Super Bowl ads for AI and I can’t stop thinking….. Remember 1-2 years ago when every Super Bowl ad was about crypto, and then all the crypto bros went to jail and the nft markets died? Good times.

I’m here in Minneapolis and in a few groups responding to the attacks - observing, recording, warning but also getting groceries to people in hiding. The post below doesn’t ring true to me at all. The volunteers are amazing (most do more than I do), and NOBODY is worried about protestor behavior.

[Walking blind through the ruins, face caked with the ashes of a once great civilization] Oh, did a sports happen?

i hope everyone has their Eat The Ball bread product ready to go in the oven today

Most miserable type of internet denison gotta be the right-wing culture warriors who are so angry about "woke" that they've convinced themselves that Fallout and Andor are terrible failures of TV shows. I wanted to see if I can find some Fallout TV show discussion on YouTube and I got IRRADIATED.

R.I.P. Cake founding guitarist Greg Brown

Book Movie Album Series

Lawyer: So let's go through it from the start. Me: Alright. Lawyer: You pretended to be a sick kid. Me: Aww yeah. Lawyer: So Make A Wish would make you the background guy in a CAKE song? Me: That's right. Lawyer: You're likely going to jail. Me: Aww no. Lawyer: Stop it.

I've driven 2,972 miles in the past 5 days.

Just because good news is worth celebrating: There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection. HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.

I love that this includes one real one to throw people off. (Gwep's)

Crosby, Stills, & Fash

Don't give up, Skeleton!