its thursday floorsday u kno what that means (i might vacuum)

witchcraft? yeah most of my witchin’ is craftin’

do i know anyone that owns or otherwise has access to a gorilla costume?

People seem convinced that there is a plan to reinstitute the draft and I think they should take a minute and think of how the entire country went batshit insane over being asked to wear little fabric masks in public for a while

Okay guys, it’s here. It’s finally time

Big Wednesday for chorin

This is Trump’s shutdown. They are Trump’s tariffs. It is Trump’s economy. It will be Trump’s recession.

They’re all starting to talk like their Great Dictator

US culture doesn't reward people for 'having been right' about anything. In fact, this rarely matters. If you are powerful, it hardly matters whether you are wrong. Power rules everything around us.

some of you have no faith in your local witches and it shows

Not sure how old this plastic bag is but Gateway supermarkets have been around since the 1960s. In 1990 they began to be rebranded as Somerfield. Exposed by shifting sands and found during one of our recent beach cleans. #plasticarchaeology #Anthropocene

Morning walk

Actually this particular sign is one you probably should obey in advance.

Passive aggressive level 100 this is how we roll in the PNW 🤣 Protesters in Portland are going ice fishing with donuts as bait on fishing polls, holding dance offs in front of ICE barricades in goofy costumes and just being incredibly annoying to ICE there's no violence from protesters whatsoever.

I genuinely love seeing amateur art because I genuinely love seeing how other people perceive things. To me, there's no information on earth more useful, more wonderful, or more enlightening than how other people process living.

All of it ties back to these ideas of white supremacy and genetic superiority and an obsession with personal responsibility that insists systemic factors have nothing to do with anyone’s station in life

It’s not a coincidence that people with a bunch of other troubling opinions also are also viciously fatphobic.

[replacing the toothpaste tube] you’d crumble without me

downloaded 17 new 2 nite ;)

you hate me bc I make good points

good charlotte had bangers u oldheads are just mad bc by the time they came out ur knees were too screwed to jump around like that

A way to think about whistles and if they’ll work: if spending $25 or $50 or $100 or even $150 on cheap whistles—that people can use to alert others to ICE—saves even just one person from being kidnapped and imprisoned and deported, how worth it is that?!!!! Very.

Okay this weeks insult is accusing stuff of not being real metal or not metal enough

WHAT DA FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN

you’re not the main character in this story and while that hurts… not enough to kill you.

some of you read too many of those books about little special nerd dork 12 year olds that take down an authoritarian regime by themselves and their gang of talking squirrel assassins and it shows.

it feels like a lot of people are rejecting the direct actions they could take around them bc they don’t really want change they just need to feel like a hero and folding and printing or buying extra groceries doesn’t feel main character enough for them

it’s totally time for a revolution let’s burn it all down but also don’t you dare ask for a minute of my free time or ask me to make a phone call or make me socialize with someone who is at times awkward!

really annoyed with the crowd of people who are calling for revolution, even going so far as to do the whole “for legal purposes this is a joke — I think [incites aimless violence]” but like ask them to show a zine for a coworker and they’re all no no no no no no I simply couldn’t.

“hall monitor nerd shit” is the most apt description of this behavior

I want to have a big week with lots of productivity and I want to do it without getting out of bed today

Friend: Have you tried doing things in a normal, correct way? Me: No, that is not how I choose to live my life

Ultimately, we're all looking for the same thing: a horse who solves crimes

good morning guys I think we’ll survive this week

Protesters chant “shame” as feds retreat

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

Nothing more embarrassing to be than an ICE agent. "Oh, you've got a big day at work? Do you have to stand around an elementary school awkwardly waiting to separate a family? And that's your job? You get paid to do that? And I'm sure you show your face. Oh, you don't? Why not? Is this shameful?"

They've cut your company staff to the bone and made you so busy so they can pitch A.I. as a tool to alleviate the burdens they added to your plate by cutting staff.

I’m the only one brave enough to say it: sometimes praxis is buying 100 of something on am*z*n in order to get a a mundane but important tool to 100 people in your zip code.

it’s the little things guys.

nothing quite as insecure as one bisexual accusing another bisexual of not being gay enough

begging democrats to fight right now like portland is as important as jimmy kimmel

good morning guys I think we’ll survive this week

looking at the number of V8 energies left and i think it means I’m for real going to Costco today

The Practical Encyclopedia of Good Decorating and Home Improvement (1970) #Stemlite #Supergraphics

A lot of conservatives are unironically afraid of places that look like this though

stupid people have feelings.

kids these days can’t even

so ICE is a jobs program for men who like to hit women and get away with it