We’re unionmaxxing Just a bunch of grantcels mogging on vicksburg

Dad mode: engaged

I’m fascinated by the idea of a location on earth not exposed to geopolitics

So they knew that school was a school, huh

We should in fact maintain strict vigilance about "is it that you're against the bad stuff Israel is doing, or is it that you're a fucking antisemite???" The Platner candidacy, at this point, seems pretty expressly premised on "no we shouldn't"

Press gave Biden far worse coverage for a small number of American soldiers dying while leaving a war than to Trump for a similar number dying while starting a war for no reason. It makes you think!

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.

We were kids in the 90s golden age, which abruptly ended with columbine and then 9/11, in which we saw 3000 people die on live tv Our coming of age was against the backdrop of seemingly endless wars of aggression in the middle east, which became unpopular but semi-permanent

free note to everyone: you can just say we shouldn’t be bombing Iran rather than pretending this would be fine if Trump explained himself better

Fight vs hide dimension will dominate the left vs moderate axis of conflict in upcoming intraparty conflicts.

It’s happening dot gif

Mr. Clean started this job only one year before Chuck Grassley was first elected

February might seem late for a New Year’s resolution, but I’m resolving to never again engage with a NYT opinion/editorial. It is simply not healthy for me to do so

My thesis advisor wrote his dissertation on this. Now, when I bring it up professionally in the context of vehicles/urban noise, there’s usually someone who looks at me like I have two heads

This is what I felt like realizing a colleague was born in 2003

It’s refreshing to see someone running because their moral compass tells them something has to change

It’s at least a little funny that this appears to be the first major technology that you can’t stop from spilling all its secrets to its competitors. They invented a printing press that won’t stop printing how it works

Any car that hasn't moved in the period between the last storm ending and the next storm beginning should immediately be towed, stripped of hazardous materials, and dumped into the Atlantic Ocean to become artificial reefs like they do with old subway cars.

Feeling some of this one state over

“Many such cases” and “many people are saying” have unfortunately lodged too deeply in my brain

I honestly think one reason Millennials are so angry about all this is that many of us grew up during the brief period in American history where the official line was that we had won history *because* of our values, and most of us actually internalized that.

When you’ve definitely checked out a book before

Once again screaming into the void: what're we doing here folks?

Two related issues 1. Should we always follow public opinion? Or should we try to lead public opinion where it ought to go? 2. These people are cowards. Please believe in for something once

Does anyone know where their marriage certificate is? I don’t

This would have been recognized as illegal as far back as…1648? What’re we doing here folks

“You’re gonna die for a ‘multicultural economic zone?’” “Someone is.”

People dying to defend a “multicultural economic zone”

Also, here’s a photo of people dying to defend a “multicultural economic zone”

I, a child of rednecks and descendant of millworkers, have more in common with these men than anyone who calls them my enemy.

In 1854, after watching the federal government deploy 2000 federal troops and spend $40,000 sending Anthony Burns back into slavery, Boston's Amos Adams Lawrence said “we went to bed one night old-fashioned, conservative, Compromise Union Whigs and waked up stark mad Abolitionists.”

Xavier Legette should do audiobooks Also I’m gonna start saying this

it's not FOR us

The waiter: And what would you like today young man? My two year old:

POV you are about to lose at Guess Who

This is called lying

thank you @goingmedieval.bsky.social for making me aware of this tweet

Dudes rock, all men are brothers

Same vibes as Stephen Miller complaining that we let anyone become a CITIZEN just by being BORN HERE Hell yeah we do, brother

at one point during the campaign jd vance was indignantly talking about haitian asylees in ohio and said "illegal aliens don't become legal just because the government says so" and i've been mad about it ever since, and this is the key to what he actually meant

Paul Allen screaming crying throwing up

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

Agreed, abolish ICE

Building a time machine so I can show Frank Lloyd Wright a Cheesecake Factory

The dirty secret of curling that no one involved in the sport will admit is that the broom doesn’t do anything

This has more soul than anything created by Thomas Kinkade or Dale Chihuly

Whoever figures out how to sterilize milk will be so famous they’ll probably name the process after them.

Dudes rock

We are so cooked