at a neighborhood bar drinking a beer and watching spring training baseball. never give up on your dreams

my god

how I spent my lunch break

welp, I know what I’m doing that weekend

Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich https://theonion.com/report-oh-fuck-yeah-egg-yolk-dripping-all-over-sandw-1819579733/

going to get exurban and rural Georgia football fans to embrace dense, car-free cities by telling them it’ll result in fewer Bulldogs being arrested/suspended

crazy how moving across the country to a completely unique city, being closer to family and childhood friends, and even making a whole new set of friends in my new city didn’t change the fact that I still have the same stressors/issues/insecurities as before, they’ve just morphed into new ones

toughed it out and came into the office today, please clap

stop me if you’ve heard this before, but ESPN is about to have a basketball game run over its allotted two-hour window and eat into the broadcast of the game that starts immediately afterward

I hesitate to talk about Love is Blind like it’s an actual cultural thing, for fear of doing the exact thing I reference below, but the one thing I do find interesting is that Chris is my first actual exposure to the particular archetype of guy that I know exists but I have never encountered before

whoever named meatloaf really nailed it imo. that is definitely a loaf of meat

It really is fascinating how overt it now is that there are certain - really not controversial - ideas that you aren’t allowed to say on television.

The latest totals are in, and New York City has so far accumulated 19.7 inches of snow at Central Park, making this a top 10 snowstorm for the city. And it's still snowing. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/02...

continuing to watch LIB…the piece-of-shit-off between Alex and Chris is really ramping up, I gotta say

obligatory New Yorker snow post

Prosecutor: “Now who was to the left of you?” Me: “Clowns” Prosecutor: “and to your right?” Me: “Jokers” Prosecutor: “And where… where were you in all of this?” Me: “You know EXACTLY where I was you SONOFABITCH!” Judge: “Order, ORDER!!”

Honestly, an incredible shot

Brooklyn 8:37 PM

Yeah hi I'll have a burrito con carne but please don't make it

I went to the PlowNYC tracker and no one there knew you

just had a brilliant/cursed idea: Love is Blind New York City, but the contestants aren’t allowed to mention their jobs or neighborhoods, so a West Village trust fund girlie may end up with a Bushwick DJ/creative with a mullet and mustache. imagine the reveals

this is the Purge of online discourse. for the next 15.5 hours, all takes are legal

[talking to a friend of out of town] oh yeah man, living in New York is crazy! it’s just wild times every day bro haha what I’ve been doing most evenings lately:

the team pic with Gaudreau’s jersey and his kids 😭😭😭

JACK HUGHES RE-OPENED TSA PRECHECK

a great day for the United States, I can only think of one thing that would make it better

more like Jordan Bedingfield imo, he really opened up the dirty window on that one

yooooo

if there are hockey analytics dorks out there (and I’m sure there are), I’m sure someone has a graphic right now saying that the Expected Score Index is like 6-1 Canada lol

am i crazy or is this just cunty peter griffin

knuck if you Hellebuyck

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

boy dinner? (idk)

baseball and Gary, Ron, and Keith on TV. nature is healing

graying beard, tortoiseshell glasses, black denim, Nike Killshots, carrying multiple tote bags on the train to go shopping for records. never beating the Washed Brooklyn Dad allegations

I am going to hunt down Punxsutawney Phil. I will find him and then I will grind his bones to make my bread.

just watched the video message Eric Dane left his kids, knowing that he was in his final days of battling a terminal illness, and I am Not Okay

thinkin bout those Friday beers

can It just Happen already, god damn dude

does anyone want to come hang out and tell me what to do with my life

unpacking my sad bagged lunch and once again thinking of this lol theonion.com/man-brings-l...

this is phenomenal. I love hearing incredible artists (whose own art I respect and admire) gush about art that awes or inspires them

good “New York celebrity” sighting on the train this morning: Brad Lander

there was a tweet a while back that was something like: “Guy on Love Island: I love you so much baby, I think you’re my soulmate [five minutes later] nevermind, a big booty Latina just walked in the door” and I guess my point is, this was Alex in episode 6 of Love is Blind

don’t you love it when an athlete you hated for silly, irrational reasons (played football for a rival school) ends up completely vindicating your hatred of them for completely logical, rational reasons? that’s the good shit

with every new gray hair in my beard, I get one step closer to my final form (male extra in a Coldwater Creek catalog)

sipping on a Fertile Crescent Brewing hazy IPA

overtime hockey in the Olympics is 3-on-3?!? oh shit

one thing I’ve been thinking about a lot lately — which seems relevant to the sort of meta-conversation people are having on here about social media platforms — is that, as people hang out with friends less, read less, go to museums, etc. less, they are treating random internet strangers…

I need to get some good work fits off again soon just to feel something