Honestly, an incredible shot

Brooklyn 8:37 PM

Yeah hi I'll have a burrito con carne but please don't make it

I went to the PlowNYC tracker and no one there knew you

just had a brilliant/cursed idea: Love is Blind New York City, but the contestants aren’t allowed to mention their jobs or neighborhoods, so a West Village trust fund girlie may end up with a Bushwick DJ/creative with a mullet and mustache. imagine the reveals

this is the Purge of online discourse. for the next 15.5 hours, all takes are legal

[talking to a friend of out of town] oh yeah man, living in New York is crazy! it’s just wild times every day bro haha what I’ve been doing most evenings lately:

the team pic with Gaudreau’s jersey and his kids 😭😭😭

JACK HUGHES RE-OPENED TSA PRECHECK

a great day for the United States, I can only think of one thing that would make it better

more like Jordan Bedingfield imo, he really opened up the dirty window on that one

yooooo

if there are hockey analytics dorks out there (and I’m sure there are), I’m sure someone has a graphic right now saying that the Expected Score Index is like 6-1 Canada lol

am i crazy or is this just cunty peter griffin

knuck if you Hellebuyck

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

boy dinner? (idk)

baseball and Gary, Ron, and Keith on TV. nature is healing

graying beard, tortoiseshell glasses, black denim, Nike Killshots, carrying multiple tote bags on the train to go shopping for records. never beating the Washed Brooklyn Dad allegations

I am going to hunt down Punxsutawney Phil. I will find him and then I will grind his bones to make my bread.

just watched the video message Eric Dane left his kids, knowing that he was in his final days of battling a terminal illness, and I am Not Okay

thinkin bout those Friday beers

can It just Happen already, god damn dude

does anyone want to come hang out and tell me what to do with my life

unpacking my sad bagged lunch and once again thinking of this lol theonion.com/man-brings-l...

this is phenomenal. I love hearing incredible artists (whose own art I respect and admire) gush about art that awes or inspires them

good “New York celebrity” sighting on the train this morning: Brad Lander

there was a tweet a while back that was something like: “Guy on Love Island: I love you so much baby, I think you’re my soulmate [five minutes later] nevermind, a big booty Latina just walked in the door” and I guess my point is, this was Alex in episode 6 of Love is Blind

don’t you love it when an athlete you hated for silly, irrational reasons (played football for a rival school) ends up completely vindicating your hatred of them for completely logical, rational reasons? that’s the good shit

with every new gray hair in my beard, I get one step closer to my final form (male extra in a Coldwater Creek catalog)

sipping on a Fertile Crescent Brewing hazy IPA

overtime hockey in the Olympics is 3-on-3?!? oh shit

one thing I’ve been thinking about a lot lately — which seems relevant to the sort of meta-conversation people are having on here about social media platforms — is that, as people hang out with friends less, read less, go to museums, etc. less, they are treating random internet strangers…

I need to get some good work fits off again soon just to feel something

I remember someone saying a year or so ago that A.I. summaries of things sound fairly credible when you have zero knowledge of the subject, but for any subject you actually know a good deal about, any A.I. summary can clearly be identified as bullshit within seconds

how can you not be romantic about baseball

celebrating a religious holiday of my own today

a lot of my friends ask for advice for anyone visiting/moving to New York, so I’ve been thinking about this a lot. my number piece of advice is: when you’re hanging out somewhere that has a restroom, take the opportunity to pee before you move on to your next destination

didn’t do anything yesterday except lounge around the house, and my steps trend looks like I fucking died lol

might fuck around and go to Florida for a week of goofing off and going to spring training games in a few weeks

I swear if I see one more talentless idiot making money off of posting stupid videos in which they say nothing of substance, I’m going to screa—er, have to learn how to make and post videos myself

Says a lot about society that the TV they watch in Fahrenheit 451 is essentially today's short-form video

the entire ethos of dudes I went to high school with is this: a guy who makes $45k and is mad at Democrats for threatening to raise taxes on people who make $1M+. saying it’ll cripple job creation lol. real Stockholm Syndrome shit

fettuccine with prosciutto and peas

either my next-door neighbor has been getting put through the headboard for like an hour now, or they’re working on some sort of home renovation that I don’t think we’re allowed to do in these apartments

haven’t been feeling well the last few days but I’m hopeful that a giant sandwich will fix me

first “sunny and temps in the forties” day in weeks, first day breaking 10k steps in weeks. probably not a coincidence

nice little haul at the record store today

my sister and I have our own game of Remembering Some Guys that is basically Remembering Late Nineties/Early 2000s Alt Rock Songs. she just sent me a deep cut from Our Lady Peace’s Happiness Is Not a Fish That You Can Catch so now I’m listening to that album. she wins this round lol

POV you are about to lose at Guess Who