favorite local bar put their outdoor dining (drinking) structure up, so had to break it in earlier. we are so back

one of the best parts of “first week of real spring weather” time in New York is seeing the absolutely insane fits (complimentary) people are pulling off. a real lesson here for me the next time I wonder if the two neutral-colored J.Crew items I’m wearing truly go together

This was the most Bluesky response I ever received on Twitter

flipped to Golf Channel to watch some Masters coverage and it’s just a bunch of dudes sitting around a table and talking about it? lol what is happening

absolutely flawless morning in Brooklyn

I love alternating between nonfiction and fiction books so I can easily transition from “oh that is an interesting factoid” to “oh god oh fuck I’m going to kms” then back again

buy, sell, or trade new and used uncles

that sound 🥵🥵

Ronald 😮‍💨

these Phillies city connect jerseys might be the worse thing I’ve ever seen in my life

a great dinner, three glasses of wine, back at home listening to music in sweats by 7:30. the dream imo

I want my tombstone to say this (I will presumably be buried in a nice suit)

[on a Zoom call] AG, anything else to add here? [my internal thoughts] I wonder if it’s called a NEIGHborhood because it’s a community for horses Me: nope, nothing from me

Ten point plan this and ten point plan that, tell me about your ten pint plan for Friday night instead

[on a Zoom call] AG, anything else to add here? [my internal thoughts] I wonder if it’s called a NEIGHborhood because it’s a community for horses Me: nope, nothing from me

a Pretenders song just came up on a playlist, which is always a nice reminder that Chrissie Hynde has one of the all-time singing voices. unreal

man what if It Happened on a gorgeous spring Friday

when you have in-office meetings but it’s also Friday

nice night tonight

Joel Embiid is the Jair Bolsonaro of the NBA

Deleting the dating apps so I can meet my future husband the old-fashioned way (at mister cheeks)

I'll be honest. I didn't believe the whole "the Sixers will have bad karma because of the Process" narrative at the time. I do now.

Hall of fame FT correction

just canceled Netflix because I didn’t watch it enough to warrant keeping it, especially with rates set to increase soon. but I am going to have real FOMO when Love is Blind resumes lol

She’s been out of town for a month. I’ve really

please…Caked Up Shawty was my father. call me:

can’t wait to grab drinks after work as a treat to myself for…uh…[searching for something] putting in another hard day working from home while wearing a dress shirt and shorts on conference calls

A fascinating look into this mentality. Why do you need to compete with a Fortune 500 company? You are a diner! The number one thing I want to see is photos of YOUR food, not a generic AI burger or your mac and cheese animated beyond recognition

today is supposedly the last day with highs in the forties for the next ten days, which hopefully means it’s the last day with highs in the forties until like November. prayers up

Bold choice to go with a audio-based medium

Brian Kenny is often a blowhard wannabe know-it-all but I admittedly enjoy his show on MLB Network on which he and other people just absolutely nerd out on baseball minutiae

was looking for another old post of mine but saw this one in the process…what was going on here

oh shit, that’s awesome! I was able to go to Quail Hollow one year when I lived in Charlotte and it was really cool. I just don’t think it would’ve even come close to Augusta National though

I think the only other things I can think of that I’d like to see as much as The Masters are tennis tournaments (Wimbledon, Roland Garros, Indian Wells, the European spring clay court tournaments.) I’ve been to the Rose Bowl and have seen UGA win a natty in person so I feel very blessed

I’m not really a golf person but The Masters is a top-five sports bucket list thing for me, something I just assume I’ll never get to do. still one of my favorite things to watch on TV though; it always feels like the unofficial beginning of spring to me

the NBA playoffs cannot start soon enough; we’ve got to get the ~35% of the league that is either going nowhere or actively trying to lose outta here so we can see some competitive games

The idea of doing your taxes on a phone is chilling. Taxes are the most big computer activity imaginable.

out in the road today I saw a rasta flag on a cybertruck a little voice inside my head said don't look back, you can never look back

I know people here get crazy when the weather gets warmer but damn

chili cook-offs will be allowed to proceed via the Strait of Hormel

there has never ever been another man with this many photos where he looks like his mom just walked in on him jerking off

It’s good to see people in the last 12 hours realize that, at least for awhile, there wasn’t going to be an escalation that risks the lives of millions of innocent people and go “ok time to post some of the riffs I’ve been saving in the draft folder, what if we called it a Banano instead of Banana”

legit happy as hell for Pirates fans, knowing they’ll have at least one of their young superstars with the team for a long time. the thought of losing both him and Skenes to free agency within a couple years of one another would probably be too much for me to bear as a fan lol

went to bed last night early in the Braves game and woke up to see *what*?

@jonlewis.bsky.social ayyy happy birthday man! have a good one

literally posting from the shower to share the insane thought that just leaped into my brain fully formed: “Zohran could just call him”

Future voice: “Shorty on some-“

I love that everyone knows the thing that desperately needs to happen but can’t say it out loud so we all just hope for it more than we’ve ever hoped for anything

was just talking to some of my coworkers about the fact that our jobs give us a real sense of purpose amidst all of the shit going on in the world, but even still, there are days when it’s very hard to review our little spreadsheets as if everything around us is normal

tfw you let @normcharlatan.bsky.social take over the aux