probably going to spend a lot less time on here moving forward. y’all can find me on IG and several of y’all have my number or can get it from someone who does. take care of yourselves out there

taking this for its first spin

The billionaire Media every day of the week.

as one of my online-turned-IRL friends said yesterday, it seems like a lot of people online are coming down from the relative calm and joy of the holidays, and this first week back to reality is really making folks Go Through It right now

this is a trap for getting yelled at on here and I absolutely will not take the bait lol

these people shot their credibility wad going to bat for this prick meanwhile his own wife appears to be on a suckin and fuckin tour of widowhood

NYT opinion page bringing the heat

man it is not even 9:00 and I cannot keep my eyes open. Washed As Hell confirmed, I’m afraid

tbh I will take this all day long

let’s fucking go

The supplanted of 69 by 67 as the funny number is an indication of Gen Z's absence of erotic desire. In this essay I will

Apple Photos Reminds Man He Was Nude In Capitol Building 5 Years Ago

I own one (1) video game and it’s a three-year-old version of MLB: The Show but they don’t make it for PS4 anymore, and I’m kind of torn as to what to do. I really don’t want to buy a PS5 just for one game that I don’t even play that often, because then I’ll end up buying more games to justify it

AI guys are like we can’t use it to cure cancer but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad

BREAKING: Abortion will remain legal in Wyoming after the state Supreme Court struck down laws, including the first U.S. ban on pill abortions.

I will also say that Baseball Reference remains the greatest website on the internet and it’s kinda crazy that it’s somehow free. the banner ads can border on obnoxious sometimes but I guess that’s how it remains free lol

this is really good, and something I’ve tried to adopt also. a close cousin to this type of response is when you post something you enjoy and someone will reply “too bad I don’t like the Beatles” or “that would be good if you left out the onions.” ok 👍

your mileage may vary but my experience on here improved pretty noticeably when I stopped offering explanations to people whose questions sought conflict rather than answers

Dudes Posting Ws, we love to see it

I know a store selling gray and blue articles of clothing hate to see me coming

just saw Marty Supreme. very entertaining in parts and very well acted, but it was probably half an hour longer than it needed to be. solid B+ though

back to the grind

no Mahomes, Burrow, OR Lamar in the playoffs. Josh Allen needs to make this shit happen from the six seed now

fucking unreal. wow

man WHAT

this has become the shootout we, uh, all expected

Tomlin gets his defense fired up, they proceed to give up two consecutive catches to guys who had absolutely no one in their vicinity lol

holy shit

why put a QB on the field if he’s just going to stand five yards behind the action and not do anything lol. at least bring out another blocker or a decoy skill position guy that the defense has to respect

I will of course watch every second of every game that I’m at home for, but the wonky schedule for Wild Card Weekend makes it feel very amateurish imo

will say it again: if rodgers retires after the 2020 season, never says a thing about vaccines/cancel culture, and becomes the host of jeopardy, he goes down as maybe the most universally liked athlete of all time

I realize this is an unpopular sentiment because we all presumably want him to eat shit as a human, but the sports fan in me always finds the on-field endings of careers like Aaron Rodgers’ to be sad. instead of hanging it up after a good season, they hold on for a few more years and we see *this*

When it happens, you're probably not even going to learn about it directly before you feel it in the air. You'll just hear car horns and cheering in the streets. You'll feel confused, annoyed. You'll check your phone. Huh, 41 new texts.

aesthetically, the best clothing labels are very plain, like this

I’ve only been to Houston once (really enjoyed it) but am itching to go back again, if for no other reason than to eat here

Setting up a “Kelee Ringo betting scandal” news alert

Sources: The Seahawks and star OT Charles Cross have agreed to terms on a 4-year extension worth $104.4M -- $26.1M average per year. This is the largest non-QB contract in Seattle history. He gets $40.5M in Year 1 in a deal done by agent Saint Omni of Klutch Sports.

clam chowder kinda night

pic completely unrelated

men will literally go to a record store and buy used records instead of going to therapy

so is anyone thinking of just buying a house near the coast in Maine and starting a whole new life (again)? haha oh *I’m* not, I was just wondering if any of y’all were

excuse me, I’ve got to catch up my correspondence* *-respond to texts from the last couple hours while sitting at a bar

look,

Every day this man posts a picture that looks me square in the eyes and says “get your shit together”

just moved all my plants back to their original spots (and put my turntable up on my console instead of the lower TV stand.) back to normal 🤷‍♂️

one of my closest friends’ birthdays is today, meaning that now two of the four of us on this particular group chat have turned *46*. that’s an absolutely wild number to think about when we’ve known each other since we were like 14 lol

reading the George Harrison biography I got for Christmas and there are just so many interesting tidbits in there. but maybe more than anything else, I feel like I need to read Pattie Boyd’s autobiography after this. what a fascinating life, wow

athletes with a logo that’s their own initials: • Roger Federer (short list of best tennis players ever) • Tom Brady (best QB of all time) • Tiger Woods (greatest golfer of all time) • Ryan Clark (former safety, current podcaster)

Ryan Clark with the zip-up blazer that’s at least a size too small plus a collar pin with no tie, which is also a first for me. nasty work