If you aren’t putting crushed up drugs around the rim of the soda like a fucked up margarita, it ain’t a dirty anything

Always!

Has Texas Tech finally run out of luck?

Posters post, and bluesky is where posters post* *where millennials retire

Saw a teen wearing a TI - King shirt getting coffee this morning and uh, that album is 20 years old y’all

Besides the fucked up map, I just love the idea of any country being airdropped in Spokane. “Sorry fam, that’s the only city we got available got ya”

It’s all I can offer you at this time

I like how all the financial ads now are like “we can help you get rich so can spend like a drunken sailor a bit, as a treat”. And it’s like honey I don’t need to give you a commission to do that it’s called, “everything sucks shit so fuck it” and I didn’t even have to get an MBA to know that

Beyond just yknow fuck these people, I really want to emphasize most jobs do not and should not require you to be your boss’s confident or advisory or shoulder to lean on, *especially* after work hours. If you want that shit I’ll bill you my consulting rate, needy bastard

Me the first time I saw Kylie live:

Fought the MACoon to a stalemate. Shook hands, now to get my rabies shot

Land back. Fuck Ice. Hell yes.

Oh my god, the softball holy shit!!!!

Yall put on the softball this game is getting reeeeeel interesting and it’s only the 3rd inning

Looking back there were World Cup cycles where god should have reached down and stopped us from qualifying. We had so many slightly above average MLS players anchoring lineups

“Wiseguys on Mars” duh, how is this even a question? I want to hit you with my Flar. Which is not a car

Amen, say it again

Just so we’re clear this dead eyed ghoul has been on tv news for decades and can’t even fake the slightest concern about human suffering. A cub reporter at some godforsaken fifth tier station could do a better job than her.

Tiger Woods was a once in a generation fuckboi. Do *not* attempt to sext a dozen women in your own. Especially if you are a Maine Nazi oysterboi

Wemby should smoosh that guys face more

“Run the damn ball” hat? That’s stolen valor OKC fan!!

I want to be a Swiftie-Kremlinologist for normal cowboy hat country dude singers and their endless identical albums: “He’s on his truck in the new cover, what can it mean?” “He’s wearing his black cowboy hat for the for the first album since ‘getting my horse drunk’ this must be a breakup album!”

*grabbing the mic with two hands, veins pumping on my forehead* lets close up this pit due to unpaid maintenance costs

UCLA absolutely crushing it, damn

RYLEE SLIMP (ground out)

Screaming until I pass out “housing first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I think a conservative bet is 50% chance

Getting hit by pitch on your lower leg with a softball has got to hurt like hellll

Airports are lands of contrasts, just saw a teen who is definitely the grandson of Dick Tracy villain flattop. Glad to see that family is back on the rebound

Panera: hey, you want to buy a sad salad from two guys who are definitely fucking warm loaves in the back like a temu American pie?

Y True A B Tie?

I have mentally factored in that at some point everything in my white-collar job will go to shit and I will work at a Publix (no shade on folks doing that work) but I do not believe my degrees or experience might mean a damn thing in 10 years

Let the Pope do FP1 at Manza!

Normalize telling rich people that their shit looks like shit

It can often take years for the truth about bullshit technology to reach up from the devs to the execs who are incentivized to believe the hype. Many such cases

“How Bizarre” in a beer commercial and the Knicks in the finals? We are *back* back

Imagine having the coolest nickname in jazz and being the coolest looking dude in jazz and also just being a kick ass musician into your 90s. Let’s just blast some Sonny non stop for the next few days

I just don’t think Timmy C has suffered long enough to be a proper Knicks fan. Write a 15 page paper on John Starks kid

Showing up at work tomorrow

How your email finds me, always

“Draft Kings Serves”??? I bet cigarette companies gave money to charities too back in the day

Hell yes Curt Cignetti

Gronk is a military copter? Sure, why not

Allez Les habs!!

Never forget, the forgetting

Drinking a nice light American lager and watching some good ol fashioned North American racin

Oh, Kimi’s got that dawg in him, loving this

This is all I have to say, really

Where? Here it is

Just reposting this daily