Girl Talk’s Night Ripper is a Christmas Movie

Tis the season

Resolving to enjoy more organically produced food in the new year

When you have no mentors and no one who likes you in the group chat, this is the kind of shit ass letter you write

There’s a google drive full D’Angelo rarities making the rounds (check reddit) and it’s really worth seeking out, feeling blessed to have a bit more of his genius to enjoy

New night ham just dropped

Don’t sent anyone to torture camps. We used to even have a constitution that agreed with this view

Normalize pouring some French fries on your homies

Wash State players stealing fries is so real, they are all of us

This is it, the 60 minutes report share it far and wide

Hey Boise Tourist Bureau, take it down a notch, yall ain’t that cool

She really just said that batting 50/50 at sending people who did crimes* to a concentration camp is okay *no one should be sent there obv

Some of this is just straight up lies! They love to run a good Nazi take to rile people up

Sorry just thinking again how Elon couldn’t even launch a diner with like a dozen basic menu items

Yall now I’m getting worried about how well the very real non-fake college in Texas where every class is about how it’s okay to say the N word is going

See the problem with making her the CEO right off the bat is there’s nowhere to promote her higher for her fealty. Absolute rookie mistake by eyebrow-less Oracle fail son

Glad I turned in for that stupid ending

In America we no longer have to apologize for tummy hort!

Got his ass!!

Brains are small containers, open up your skulls AI chuds!

Taking a long slow roadtrip to …..

“All my favorite singers couldn’t sing” - David Cloud Berman

Fuck it I’m going all in on “the blockchain*” in 2026, time to run it back *and pogs

Genuine question, do dudes ever post on TexAgs after a bad loss “dammit we need lady cheerleaders, it’s past time!”

Ok, calling your gas station chain “Town Pump” is not quite “Cum n Go” but it’s close

🎶John Jacob Taco Dowler Schmidt, his name is my name toooooo

The beer is gonna flow in River Falls, WI tonight!!

Michael Irving MVP!!!!

Wisconsin RF misses the extra point! This game is awesome

Okay funniest outcome now is depending on their kickers to be better in OT

They said Inherence Toss isn’t a show

Best half of football all season

Oh it’s hard to score points, Johns Hopkins has 14 and they play football on a lacrosse field

The amount of snow around the fields for every D2/D3 football game is so glorious

Let’s see how ol’ Butthole Eyes fucks up this field position

“The Aggies of course invented being a loud fan base in a football stadium, no one had done it before”

The people in the Total Wine ads sound like they’re explaining witness relocation to Homer Simpson

There are serial killers from Matt Yglesias’s alma mater that are more honorable and better posters than him

Seems unfair that they’re letting Miami play in front of the same number of their fans in the stadium as a normal home game

It's your birthday, Duane.

Important side quest between now and let’s say 2027. Dems need to ratfuck every big name (white) political reporter at the New York Times out of their job. You can and you must end Maggie H and Peter Bakers careers, and you need to start that project now!!

This is why I don’t touch grass. I was born on the internet and that’s where I will stay

I hate both these teams, dang it what am I doing, I could read a book or something

The “Obama admin to being a real evil motherfucker” pipeline is really something

This is a tough game for Oklahoma, they hate hate hate it to be this easy, it’s a real turnoff for those kinksters

In our broken stupid world it’s cool when legacy publications recognize really awesome things that people like Jael are doing to make the world more awesome

I can’t even name the other guys in Coldplay and you think I’m going to remember the HR lady that risked it all? I think not

Was curious about it today so looked it up: Mo Dowd and Thomas Mustache have been columnists for The NY Times for 30+ years! Brooks is now past 20 years in the chair

I want to start a news show called “they have solved most of our problems in other counties, repeatedly” and it just shows how countries all over have very easily reduced homelessness, increased green energy, built more housing, built transit etc

68 Ventures out here saying “I want to make Mobile a tolerable place for my white children to live at some point”