Another case of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social never telling a joke, I have seen so many damn cyber trucks in just a couple of days here, holy hell

Yelling at my kids from another room as any good dad would: you’re too young to understand but in the ‘90s Mojo was a big enough villain to carry a who video game. Yeah, I know right? It was a crazy time to be alive

Yall, Unrivaled the best league now

While I agree, this is also the baseline belief for like 40 to 60% of Americans across the board! “Our govt is always both the worlds worst dmv and the most sinister nsa shit you can imagine. “ And that’s sorta a little bit true, because the govt is massive

Found this store and it’s crazy they have everything I like for sale

Fucking seriously I would vote this guy over every fucking dem right now

Everyone awake not watching the Aussie open or waiting for a flight, hello?

Most important DC sports (re)signing in at least a decade and I can’t even tell you number 2

Stupidest tv series ever: Black Mirror or House of Cards?

Truly it was a Crazy* Game of Poker(tm) *shitty

Been a long fucking time since Barrack said any of the kids being kidnapped right now could be his son

Just so nice to see another sporting event go well at that F1 track they have there, very promising!

Homefield Connor can now put on the jacket he previewed a year ago

ESPN really really shouldn’t run those ads of them giving teachers $2000 novelty checks. Fucking embarrassing

Shouting at Bluesky, very angry: it’s like you people don’t even care about the year over year growth of in-stadium vendor sales of the sports team you support. Do you even care about them????

Buying and selling tokenized Alf Penii on the blockchain just to feel anything at all

Remember Herblock fucking sucked

No one is posting like this women, because it’s very tough to damage your brain this way and still be able to tweet

We have strayed so far from god and avoided the noid for far too long

He was right then and was more right every single day afterward

People post this shit like the whites or Mississippi and Missouri and rural Ohio etc don’t exist. People will squander centuries of racial and financial advantages to be king of their little shit mountain

There’s not an amount of money you can play me not to call Ross Dothat a dumb bitch. Feel bad for folks who aren’t allowed to say it

Fast forward 10-15 years, the copy paste with China and USA

Me, at the Alamo, doing my annual return: Now this is Texas

What do you call the spouse of a Nazi? A Nazi. Even (and especially) if she ain’t white

So much of what is happening in Minn is what happened when the Beltway snipers were on the loose but in this case it’s our own government

Fear the turtle. Go terps

RUN THE DAMN BALL

For the record I hope Aaron Rogers is [redacted] with a horse and [redacted] in his butthole and furthermore [redacted]

Print and share this slide, wave it at every Nazi agent you see

Everyone get a load of this dumbass!!

Elmo and Aimee Mann harmonizing on “voices carry” : mister noooooodles

I would simply cover the fellow in red in the endzone

Ok I take it back, Chick Fil-a go back to the commercials where goobers say their favorite part of the chicken sandwich is the chicken

“One of the great stadiums?” Don’t lie on tv!!

So Microsoft copilot can do …. What a filtering function on a spreadsheet can do?

Nevertheless she ………… the punisher

Expedia Lady: I got some good deals on a Ramada by the airport!! Enjoy your football or whatever

Netflix and chill? Hell no, it’s VRBO fiesta night

“This sucks, we can’t trust the FBI to be fair now with Trump in charge!!!” [Every minority rolling their eyes as hard as possible]

Writing an advice book called “if an economist say something, tell them to get fucked”

More

Every jazz fusion album is just a koala smoking a pipe and its called “Cool Dudes” Every prog album is called “writers block” and it’s a guy with a quill pen and a papyrus drawing a picture of a block

Alright enough doom and gloom, what’s your favorite Cardigans album, go!

Woke Pixar out there kicking asssssss

Folks, I am here to talk about Jazz Fusion

Blow it out your butt, it’s the Gronk your Colon bowl! Brought to you by hot ones!!!

The beautiful game!!

Oh my god

Oh my god, Montana state not again!!!