"It would mean complete vindication of our U.C.D. mentality" "U C D mentality?" "You see deez nuts"

ACAB

I say analytics haven't gone far enough!

knee was down before the strip

ICE skurred to come to philly

Good news everyone, you can now blow your IRA on memstocks

I have no idea who this pablo guy is but I've muted him to be safe

a cow orker noted that he reads the guardian, so I asked him if he reads Adrian Chiles. "Who's that?" "The world's only good opinion columnist," then I showed him this and he was hooked.

green bag filler, found on a lawn (8)

The same people who demanded the right to not make gay wedding cakes are now demanding no anti-ICE cookies. Interesting

The fire department made my house renumber the suite doors. We immediately put the old room numbers underneath the new numbers.

14/10 good comrade

if there were kids in the vehicle he'd just throw a flash-bang at them

this is how I learned about the college basketball crown

How did I miss "Figaro" yesterday. christ I'm an idiot

Sure let's interview people drinking in a bar at 10am on a weekday I'm sure they have very important things to say

how soon until we reach the bread helmet phase

is it whiskey friday yet

this joy division remaster sucks

stop scrolling, post two characters who bring you happiness

cine2nerdle go one week without using stephen king as a theme (impossible)

The best day for it to happen is tomorrow. The next best day is MLK's birthday.

fire gard

I'm actually upset that this whiskey friday shit leaked. They might have enough time to hit the eject button.

Today Was The Day Donald Trump Finally Became President

this is some of the shoddiest filmmaking I've seen since the Tubi clip which was too lazy to edit out the first take of a shot and the director's instructions before proceeding with the 2nd take

this election day text gets worse every hour

mark them forever

IIRC a point of contention in the creation of DHS was that employees could not unionize. So conceivably all these goons could be sacked on Jan 20 2029

RIP BOZO

gen x not beating the allegations

Life can be shit. Take 16 minutes to brighten your day.

throw rogan rip in peace

Bah god that's Albion's music!

gotta say the collapse of civilization is making it hard to work on this powerpoint deck

shithole country

is that a golden gophers hat i see

my old man was calling these guys fascists 40 years ago

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defund ICE

Are Rodgers and Hart on Mississippi broadcasts, or do they primarily cover the Boys from Syracuse

genuinely remarkable that nobody has thrown a brick at an ice agent yet.

sky's out, thighs out

European bond traders discover UW Stevens Point

Ricky Gervais, trans rights hero

award for box office acheivement THAT'S WHAT THE MONEY IS FOR