Men would rather cross the sun's anvil than go to therapy

Tired: Ikea ad using the DINKWAD acronym Inspired: using the FISHTAB acronym

Empty auditorium for the 915 showing. I am officially Philly's #1 movie sicko

gonna have the room to myself for lawrence of arabia tonight

thought morikawa was going to be a bitch and not concede

I swear to God if Europe blows this

Franklin is a coward

Frames could punt to the corner get 2 points for the safety and the ball back with time to score a td

"and he gets the conversion" buddy it's 4th and 1

seems foolish to stage a whiteout when the other team will be wearing white jerseys

are your children old enough to learn about #1 seed milwaukee brewers

BIG MAN ELIGIBLE

Go bless the twins for supporting their erstwhile AL rivals

Someone at the Phillies jumbotron had a French Marianne T-shirt in maroon and baby blue and I must have this

LMAO USA Ryder cup squad. Washed country.

OBAA whips ass Give PTA all the awards

$10 for a small popcorn at the movies ayfkm

69% win probability nice

"US starting to come back" they are currently down 3-1 today

we absolutely need bama to have a transitive loss to the hoos

bobble

Brewers plz get your shit together

senate democrats can do the funniest thing possible

mayor pete moonlighting for the financial post?

Subterranean Homesick Blues would be a banger if it weren't recorded via twine and a tin can

this ryder cup meltdown is high comedy

If he's got private jet money he should be supplying Auburn's libraries with 64-count boxes of crayons

Take "The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd" out of your goddamn mouth

Imagine a 20 y.o. named Big Balls having access to all that in one place

ECU with "no quarter" on their helmets to remind army that they're constitutionally required to find their own accommodations for this road game

comey's bullshit with the weiner emails won the election for djt and this is how he repays him lol

Good news for the NoVa pizza delivery guys

another day of waking up to an obit-free skyline

Meet me at the Imax in king of prussia for an ass-kicking and the new PTA joint.

that explains why he killed one, I guess

I tried reading the Guns of August but the publisher was too cheap to include decent maps. I need to see battle lines and troop movement!

there is one (1) sub-million dollar single family detached house on zillow in my zip code right now, and it's a foreclosure.

goddamn

what if israel triggers article v

oh no disaster what a terrible idea

what was possibly unfair or deceptive about the oklahoma trick play? there was no huddle, the guy walked directly to his spot for the next down, and never left the field of play.

the only important calls I get are from my spouse or my mom, and half of the latter's are accidental

this (SEC schedule) meeting could have been a memo

Mr Bed Bug remains a fucking moron

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