is londonjoe now at harvard www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...

Long Island between the queens county line and riverhead is haunted af

The Diplomat season 3: fun to watch, well-acted, clever dialog, but stupid plotting, characterizations, and terminal westwing brain.

there's probably some idiom which uses "who" incorrectly and correctly say "whom" but nothing comes to mind atm

maybe she should put those little plastic plugs in the power outlets

Milwaukee, 2025

Ok philly place your bets. The cowards at Michelin have finally worked the nerve to visit our fair city. How many starred joints are we getting and will any of them garner 2 stars?

You do NOT get to watch my. fucking. television.

Replace prisons with cum beams and irradiate felons until we start getting some cool shit

the call was terrible but at least it forestalled the possibility of another 15 minutes of this slop

dear nfl please stop putting this dogshit in primetime

when two idiot coaches try to one-up each other

loins maybe punt on 4th down once in a while?

Wicked or: What if Lily Pulitzer but even uglier

sam's clues had an incorrect clue today and I am filing a protest "A and B share an odd number of innocent neighbors" but A in fact had more innocent neighbors. what they meant was "A and B have odd number of shared innocent neighbors". The *neighbors* were in common, not the *number*.

this game has every kind of derp

Conestoga Road mentioned!

George Washington: DEI advocate

mahomes resorting to the all-PI offense

I no longer have CBSSN and my favorite dodgy streaming has nfl but not the grey cup. sad!

Lol jameis

Muzak at the gym playing Breezin' #blessed

remarkably, there hasn't been a single MLB, NBA, NFL, or NHL player named Prevost.

in re my comment that broke containment, Holmes's tweet reminded me of a yard sign in my neighborhood and there needs to be a name for this rhetorical trick of making a generally true statement and then applying it specifically to yourself, implying you are being denied the true statement

fun fact speaking "roll tide" into your comcast remote control takes you to bama football

This chart is a cosmic map of all possible things, showing how size, mass, gravity, and quantum physics set the limits of what can exist; from the tiniest particle to the entire universe itself

up-set blue-balls 👏👏 👏👏👏

ASU just ran a fake PAT to go up 15-3 on WVU, seems like a weird score to do that

ha ha ha yes ha ha ha

yes, and then it should be launched into the sun

If there is a schism I will go back to church to support father bob

get some leashes for your dogs @govpritzker.illinois.gov

big news about @guynemer.bsky.social on bee dee tee right now.

Mayor Pete AND Jeff Goldberg? Count me in!!!!

Talk me out of picking sconnie in SUP

Cats

Lol

Oh no a hipster senative

HE DID IT HE DONE HOSTED THE HITMAKER BERNARD "PRETTY" PURDIE

most woke: private home ownership turns people into petty fascists and should be abolished

go gata

Fuck me I talked myself out of singles and into reality bites

Dudes rock

I think I've walked before they made me run

Imagine sending this to JE >I'm going for my copy of Lolita, or will get on my kindle and reread. I would recommend reading My Antonia by Cather. The book has come to think of it similar themes to Lolita in that it's about a man whose whole life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl.

Has he woken up?

Finally a reason to go to a flyers game

I can only hope I'm never implicated in a massive criminal conspiracy lest the world become aware of my texts with graas about law and order and the wise guys from mars video