screaming “chaos control!!!” and clenching your kegel muscles

OH: does it really matter if the amphetamine produces fungus or the fungus produces amphetamine? no, the other way around

OH: making a funny linkedin for silly people and calling it ligma jobs

ligma jobs

my wife is

pisskey

neither right nor wrong but a second third thing

@xyla Makes sense, can't be too careful in case the admin of shitpost.trade decides to ban you

holy shit the guy’s a photographer and he has an ai generated profile picture the absolute fucking laziness

i provide good value

my backup alt is now at @[email protected], i’ll also probably use it every now and then so go follow >:3

"this new product from microsoft surprisingly doesn't suck!" did they start making vacuum cleaners

that entire fucking album sounds like my late childhood god

the blood tests came back positive. there is blood

linus jet tips

gender when g

a type of wife that is candy,

poland 🇵🇱💪🦅🍺🚞

self-oh: i like it when the keys have long travel, my keys gotta go on a fucking holiday

my profile picture is me

the original steam twink (the device)

wake up babe slopbox just dropped

why the fuck is she so based lmfao that’s like the most surprising thing this year

thinking about that one ebay order where i put “Dr. Leeg Ma” as the recipient name

my backup alt is now at @[email protected], i’ll also probably use it every now and then so go follow >:3

emergency!!

awawawawa ><

okay uhh my backup fedi instance just shut down without a warning do you have a fedi instance and wanna host my backup account there? 👉👈 i offer: - violating facebook’s community standards - rat - i can give u a slot on shitpost.trade i guess, apparently we’re quite reliable too i need: - not […]

what is the hentai virus

rat code review

@at.bitl.dev where were u wen discord die i was at house eating corporate claude api tokens when fedi post “discord is kil” “no”

thank you youtube music but i am not at aldi

you bet

rsync -rva /Volumes/bogos /Volumes/binted

if u post ai-generated content without disclosing it, the eu should come to your home and take your kneecaps in case that fails, your hands will be sliced off in case that fails too, your vocal cords will be handed over for recycling

mmmm terf island

OH: the ceo of sex

OH: don’t hallucinate, 350 penalty

the european union is cringe but i can’t even begin to imagine how cringe european countries would be without it 🫡

go piss girl

OH: the real-life tf2 engineer

sparkling c

opinionated c

subjective c

im exceptionally gay today hell yeah

a healthy dose of bullshit conspiracy theories for breakfast

at this point i feel like my government is making all of the fedi americans talk about their country on my timeline to hopefully make me hate my country a little less

that also closed, but the sample was not representative at all

> Sonic had a rough transition […] just like every other person on fedi, what’s so special about that

huh!