who want me

the fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerob-- (gets shot)

"there's always innovation in the field of horrible programming"

my physics teacher for some reason brought up Zip Drives and he lit up when I said that i had one

be a good peasant and pay H&R block to do your taxes rather than filing for free

"my non-euclidian fuck shit"

Latest distraction from meaningful work: figuring out what makes BeOS icons look like BeOS icons and how to draw pixel art in that style

oh man there's someone who got less than 5/50 points on this last physics exam :neocat_googly_shocked:

Disappointed to find out a Switch 2 game I was looking forward to is only coming out on the dreaded "Game Key Card", not a full real physical release. I know I am fully "old man yells at cloud" here, but I still want actual physical releases, not half measures […] [Original post on retro.pizza]

calling for full patriot activation at the nearest texas roadhouse

gamer dogs be like #shitpost

i *wish* damie dimon was the worst person i knew

boy hips

this is actually what i look like irl

it's always white guys named shit like "Ronald Gumdrop" explaining why ne need to blow up the world

this is where i post from btw

twinkdeath is a psyop to get you to hate yourself

learning about failsonas. apparently this is a thing where you make a version of yourself that's just utter dogshit at life and doesn't take care of themself

"oh gee i sure wish there was a way to feel like shit, fuck my body chemistry, alienate everyone around me, and destroy my home and belongings" cigarettes:

YEAHHHHHH THATS MY MAYOR (i live in spain)

dreamcast vice president and linkin park mayor

BITEY BITCH

The official Lego fire piece for Lego Minecraft in specific

holy shit guys mrbeast theme park

and here's some halloween themed swifty and forest o/ #art #furry

rough doodle of @sterophonick 's fursona :neofox_w_: #art #furry

i'm curious if my posts have ever made it to social media screenshot bots on like. instagram or twitter

i should be paid to be as hot and sexy as i am and also to write silly words on the internet and play cool video games

this week for kill a femboy friday they're gonna soak me in milk and bash me against a wall

my stummy hurt

MY ROOMMATE DRINKS PRIME

the right gift under the wrong tree can make all the difference in the workshop. so, jingle up, mister freeman. jingle up and carol the bells

lmao they delayed gta iv again

DHH made omarchy instead of going to therapy LMAO no wonder it's dogshit unixporn slop