check out this vitnage christmas ornament i found at an antique store a few months ago

transferring to oklahoma state university so i can get my computer engineering degree with no effort. "what's the voltage at this specific node" the voltage is jesus christ and if you mark me wrong you're getting sued for three billion dollars

the stupidest thing ever happened. in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2, controller support broke on desktop unless the `SteamDeck=1` variable is set. _Including on Windows._

linux users installing seven compatibility layers to play I SPY Spooky Mansion Deluxe

getting listings on indeed dot com for "TikTok Livestreamer" jobs and i think i would rather saw my legs off than interact with that slop fest

nothing has the power to get stuck in my head better than the music to weird obscure homebrew NES games that i played like nine years ago

how is bill murray so good at being a cunt

girl who gets frustrated at CS:GO

i'm not the same pwrson I was two pfps ago

the transfem therian struggle of "i wanna nuke all of my body hair" and "it's transphobic that i'm not covered in fur"

yeah i have a job. it's called loving my friends

okkkkk i guess they accept him before they realize they cam usebhim but like. even so. why would you EVER willingly accept the people who abused you and exiled you. fuck 'em

Out of every unsent Bazzite tweet, this one pains me the most

We are Antheas We carry the flame We fight for the Gospo We'll honor his name

Mr. Beast videos are just tortureslop at this point

we all know that one tgirl that looks like the glasses elf from rudolph

fuck it. add new tests for every single time there's a regression in wine

they really called that thing the "speech thing"

Rudolph is my favorite movie that i fucking hate so much

> Get told "you're using a deprecated library, it needs to be removed". > Check GitHub, see that deprecation is because "these features are now widely supported on all browser platforms, so there's no need for polyfill." > Check MDN, see that most browsers only got support for those APIs […]

one day nvprop can be completely dropped and nvidia users can use open-spurce drivers eithout worry

i hope i'm someone's christmas wish

if i ever get assigned jury duty i should ho up to the court office with a guy fawkes mask to make whoever the fuck i have to talk to groan do hard they throw me out of the building

going back in time and infiltrating the DDR to become a numbers station operator, only to make the message read "sechs-sieben" ovwr and over

i have been fooled by the brits. the alluring aura of a soda that i've never seen before that can only be acquired here in the US via import. (i bought three of them)

[thinking out loud about leftist tactics] i think we should stop using guilt as a mechanism to get people to comply with what we want from people since guilt is a terrible way to get people to comply and will eventually wear off and they'll just resent you for it

giving someone an old Cisco ISP Rack as their next 40-year commitment for christmas

dying from playing toys wrong

avengers: out of ideas

may i be a bit queer for a minute

The @distrowatch end-of-year roundup does not pull its punches, in an admirable way: « Some distributions, particularly the commercial projects, shifted focus this year, discarding useful tools and replacing them with AI buzzwords, less capable installers, and broken core packages. We saw Red […]

Bari Weisstrand

there should be options to make X11 applications ignore all wayland scaling. i hate it when shit looks blurry asf

After being outed and tremendous backlash, Instacart has suspended AI price gouging temporarily until the outrage dies down and we quietly reinstate it when no one is paying attention. https://mastodon.social/@verge/115764206077696940

i'm an avid linux hater

SPA that emulates the steam storefront, but only shows you unplayed games from your own library and lets you "purchase" them for a dopemine hit

does it truly have to be all workarounds all the way down

i may be in pain at all hours of the day but at least i’m a #Transgenderwithperkynipples and i support #Palestine

fuck it, Among Us for Google Pixel Watch 3

president bumsack o'crumbus

the yearning is eternal

may i be a bit queer for a minute

uhh my name is obama and uhh i have shit my doodoo ass

just one more USB port bro. i promise bro just one more port and we'll plug all the dongles bro. just one more port. please just one more bro. one more port and we can fit all the peripherals bro. bro c'mon just one more port. bro bro please just one more

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