Playing with our kid and @patstaresat.bsky.social taught our son to tell me I have "children's puzzle cope" and I'm mad about it.

i speak in riddles after i fucked a sphinx

Forest of Magic My full piece for @thriversidezine.bsky.social! #touhou #東方project

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[ate three burritos and is feeling unwell voice]: wolf is a verb

Gift art for @badfucking.dog of our characters hanging out with marimo moss balls. Thank you for always helping me with stuff and bring my friend for like a million years #furryart #fursona #furry

Caveat has a few new looks! What do you think~?

Help I’ve become australian!

cyberpunk TTRPGs are just inherently cooler to run than fantasy ones because research for one involves reading stuff other nerds wrote and the other involves looking up the name & locations of US Air Force bases

I'm trying to take this cosmic horror seriously but every time I read "the black goat of the woods with a thousand young" I get so hard it makes me delirious

recession indicator: everyones getting into fat kink

I love it when JRPGs do this

lmao yeah "You now have 8 total strikes. Because you reached 48 strikes,"

The only bad part about not using discord is that all you rubes still use it

Doe Date 4 of 10 Dawn decides she doesn't want to hide it any longer, and bravely reveals her pregnancy to her friends/classmates/team mates! Did we mention it was REALLY VERY OBVIOUS for a LONG TIME? At least she seems relieved to have it out in the open now. #mayternity #deerfurry #pregnant

Discord when millions of people giving them money for Nitro isn't enough for the servers to work

"For You" I DON'T THINK IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARR Editor: I dunno boss, this MSQ feels pretty fucking exploitative and colonialist Writer: So then, the NPC gives you the staff of the savage beastman's dead kin and you use it to lure him out of his settlement and murder him to prove your worth and advance the story

your druid friend arrives back at camp in wildshape, and they're so frisky, you ending up having some rough, feral sex with them then your druid friend arrives back at camp and is very confused about what you're cuddling with

rehoming my raptor babe ! comes with icon <3 Asking 20 i can make a frontal sketch ref for a extra 35

In the command prompt hitting that "cd" as in "cdeez titties"

i dont know

yuss

I just saw someone draw an absolute dog shit super creek, no boobs, washboard tum, no ass, no thighs, barely any meat on her arms even like what the fuck is your problem pal we should beat your ass for this what the fuck!!!!!

[Breast expansion] Local boywitch exposes where mana is stored #furry #nsfw

nobody understands... his cuteness...

Evergreen headline.

(FATKINK HYPOCRITE VOICE) listen man if I see you drawing Peppy as some shredded-abs hunk I don't think you wanna fuck Peppy. that's peepaw. That man's making mid burgers at the cookout. He's wearing khaki shorts a hawaiian buttonup, socks and sandals. Man's got legs like twigs and a barrel-torso.

You're fucking a man with backpain and heart pills. He's busting out reading glasses for his book of the month order. There's grey shot through those whiskers and he's gotta stop every 10 minutes to catch his breath and clear his throat. Own your peepaw fuckery. Admit who he is.

Ain't no rest for the wicked guy: I sure am broke lately... If only money grew on trees! Ha ha ha!

dog that will not sell it his potions

Dog that's going into battle and needs your strongest potions

Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani

why is getting info out of a dj so hard

when does the onion get to own bsky

oopsie woopsie our cynical otaku child casino game was made unethically but we swear it was an accident we're just trying our very best (*´Д｀*)

The Bluesky moderators don’t return their shopping carts to the cart corral.

a dragon that doesn’t like the heat

doodle for necroskol!

nice nice nice nice

Boots 💜🖤 #furry #furryart

Yup. Your job as regular person is not to parse whether particular policies are 'realistic' or 'possible.' You are supposed to actually demand what you need to live a dignified life.

Here’s another one

Why yes I would bone a dragon in the north *An intern whispers in my ear* What do you mean that's not what it's about?

Prog kinda the best recreational drug

Ok ok wait stop feeding her she's too full,,