okay I'm less irritated now.

I show up at your door at a millimeter tall and you just punch the wall in frustration because god dammit someone just said something shrink-inducing to me online and I need to steal your size again

I know nothing matters anymore and all of these people are doing whatever they want with impunity, but this is *ludicrously* illegal.

what's up this evening, nanodorks, who's up staying in the petri dish on a saturday night

pornhub trying to avoid a Charles II of Spain situation

Super hilarious that they truly are saying "eww, mommy? You wanna fuck your own mom? Fuck your step mom like a normal person, freak"

Somebody posted this in a Discord server I'm in and I have to share it.

anybody huge wanna come over here and yank the roof off of work and take me away

OPERATION YOU LIKE THAT LITTLE MAN

Klau keeps asking questions and my theory is they're gathering all our bank account security questions

I did it again

googling the distance from the sun to Neptune and getting so hard I pass out

Okay...I'm scared but.... vgen.co/Spekk #giantess #sizesky #Commission 5 slots for now

SIGHS and flips the ___ DAYS SINCE MADE TO FEEL SMALLER THAN A GERM sign back to zero

Five inch tall (relative to you) MonaMi sits on your shoulder and keeps encouraging you to get either bigger or smaller, whether you want to/it's convenient for you or not

this is the villain arc of the year actually

Coolympus Human Resources is fun because We're gods so humans are of course Our resources

ENGLISH: I am a potato FRENCH: Je m'appelle appelle

changed my bio to more accurately convey that I'm in my forties because it's been a jumpscare for multiple people now lmao

*lou reed voice* lethal, lethal, lethal land of leather

anyway how's it going everydot,

I keep them in a terrarium actually

Nancy turns the corner and sees Gabe whining about how people were upset about the dickwolves comic fifteen years later

me when a town in Ohio is pronounced funny: you deranged rednecks what the fuck me when a town in Wales is pronounced funny: this needs eight more syllables

I'll tear you a new pom for this one.

french person seeing a potato: zut alors, an apple

Can't believe I never posted my top tier writing advice here 🧚

pope leo join my discord group chat

I have seen two people in the last week do that "here, let me google that for you" shit in reply to an earnest question and we need to do something about this wormhole that opened to the year 2010

Anyone in touch with Blue? She deleted her account again.

This was not in fact the next thing I posted because the next thing I posted is Chapter 9 of Stacy & Lily: Little Normal Things on Patreon.

"hey we're bringing back the giant man from the other game except we didn't think about his size on the 3DS and in this game that's usually indoors" "give him a cane" "got it" "also make him kinda hot" "what"

my local stupid grocery store got these swedish biscuits I'd previously only seen at a huge international foods store and I figured "oh these will be here a month and then I'll never eat them again" and instead of doing that they've added a second flavor (orange)

THERE it is

a few months ago somebody posted this art with a big block of text that said something like "give your setting a shitty little fairy" and like, did anyone bookmark that or anything

mvemba a nzinga trying to win religious victory

The sequel to this one, Why Does the Sun Really Shine (The Sun is a Miasma of Irridescent Plasma), is definitely on my extended list and isn't even the only song from the kids albums to be there (My Brother the Ape and Four of Two also get spots)

Lincoln contains "They'll Need a Crane" which is actually a deeply sad and beautiful song and it also contains THIS IS THE SPAWNING OF THE CAGE AND AQUARIUM

"trying as hard as she can not to grow any bigger" is deeply iconic

I apologize, I should really do that when I post Charlie on Main

I shrink you down and send you to live in the nano civilization except it's Civ IV Holy Roman Empire so you're begging to be grown back

THE RABBIT! (SHES SO CUTE 😭)

Pikachu tried too hard to get into Craig Mammalton's Bikini Bottom Summer Shindig

I think I just don't do the first one hardly at all tbh it's not really something I find fun on my end and it obfuscates consent too much for my liking, especially because the Really Small Moods come and go anyway.

it's hard out here for a size switch

We need better ways to convey "this isn't just a denial for Horny Bit Reasons" here in the "sometimes our love language is horny denial" fetish community

there are three basic size layers and I'm in the middle *Brelly starts interacting with nanos* there are four size layers and I'm in the second one from the top