This app is ran by people like this

anyway I'm clearly getting big again, the decimal place moved over to the left

I should start wearing a necklace with my own striped thigh highs considering all the "gods" I've murdered with them,

one of my favorite kinda low-key blasphemies that christians just do all the time is happy serene smiling jesus wearing a mocking torture device loosely on his head, not piercing his flesh at all, which is what it was put there to do

been busy the last couple days with family stuff and also for some reason all the keyboards seem bigger (I started typing this post in 1987)

me addressing my many followers:

if your blocklist is hungry I've found prey

it's funny that Mona's origins are like "what if a predatory app learned how to use her power for good" and ever since then I've been like "what if a predatory app could shrink you and make you worship her, maybe keep you in a little jar tucked into her waistband"

me sending in a nuclear weapon to reduce a city's population to "1" in civilization, implied to kill millions: this will make conquest easier me when 80 pikmin squeal and turn into ghosts because of the rolly boss: WHAT THE FUCK,

like do the food app makers not understand that this is praise kink?

me who finds "roving determined tinkerer mouse" more attractive than "video game cat": oh hell yes

this is growth because the growth version of this was funnier to imagine

rod serling: ms. stella edgecomb, obsessed with becoming a "big deal". but what happens when that growth never stops? me: UM THIS RULES ACTUALLY? serling: what she gained in size, she lost in humanity, growing more and more distant from her fellow man. me: *so hard the sun is blocked out*

Her last name actually was Tower for a while before I decided I could accomplish the same thing more believably by making her whatever the equivalent is in her world to puertorriqueño

I'm so tired and so sore and everything is so huge,

One a them days.

this weekend would be nice

Taya and The Tesseract would never appear at some shitty fash concert and furthermore they're probably working to collapse the stage (🎨:scarfofsilver)

silliest thing ive drawn in a while

In the omnomnomiverse it's ea t or be eaten

I love words like "multiverse" and "omniverse" that don't really mean anything serious. love that you can just keep attaching prefixes to the suffix "-verse" and implying something bigger and more important and more terrifying to outgrow when you're in a God Situation.

*put a story up on patreon three days ago voice* i am just not doing enough writing this week

History's greatest monster (affectionate) (also very horny)

hey @goattrain.bsky.social wanna make sure you see this because now your whole POST is getting hidden behind the "adult content" filter

oh this fucking SUCKS man.

lmao N E V E R bsky.app/profile/jonb...

I used about a year's worth of Big Energy the last few days so I'm gonna mouse out

stately pleasure-dome orgy

given recent Discourses around these parts I think Chiitan should go to AEW to challenge Divine Dominion

2010 was actually later than I expected lmao

I use the term "game for babies" a lot when talking about Nintendo stuff because I think it gets lost in a lot of fandom discourse that if you, for example, are a 25-year-old drawing a Dracozolt sona with a thicc ass, you are not Nintendo's target demo, and that's doubly true for Yoshi games

cw:cruel but good morning I should do this to other gods

as a reminder I am Ms. Stella

Then perish

Commission for @colwag.bsky.social Sam is a versatile girl #macro #muscle #weight #boobs

two days max before somebody draws this

"we're gonna make a Jungle Book show" "with Mowgli in the jungle right" "hell no it's gonna be about Baloo running a plane delivery service in a cliffside Prohibition-era town, with air pirates and shit." "...what?" "also you're gonna wanna fuck Shere Khan."

one consequence of staying home sick from school is I could watch the early bits of the Disney Afternoon and figure out if I liked Gummi Bears (I did not!)

i will never say things louder for the people in the back. that's the sound booth's problem. why are you harrying me like this.

Eh! This is more developed than the Charly story was, and I posted that, so! Now on Patreon is part 1 of what I'm calling "Fairy Snare" for now. A simple country gnome develops a taste for that most magical of cuisine--fairies--which has BIG consequences for her body. #SizeSky

having both Bear and Mouse/Rat is very important to me as a switch because I can indicate the size mood just by changing my PFP

me writing a character of any other background: no need to adjust the spelling of words or try to do cutesy dialect bullshit, let the words speak for themselves me writing characters with specifically english accents of any kind:

kids these days be like "I have the drive to create. truly lamentable."

Any other cursèd knowledge I should impart this evening?

The one on the left is the ultimate "IYKYK"

what if tiny servants brought me peeled M&Ms

SOPHIA: I used to stomp tiny men back in Sicily all the time! They'd come in for miles! DOROTHY: Ma, "miles" was ten feet. And nobody wanted to see your nasty winepress bunions! BLANCHE: That's no deterrent. Why, I met a fella at cotillion who LOVED bunions. ROSE: Feet smell. BLANCHE: Exactly!

you fool, "palpable desire to be ensconced" is a key part of my fetish

went to the small furry waiting area and everyone there knew your name

it's Later