The Master of Disguise lmao

Lenore character trait I've just decided: she's kind of a technological Luddite and does not use her phone for anything except making calls. does not save contacts. all emails come from her computer. yes she has your phone number memorized already.

man I'm not offended by it I'm not mad but could you please tag your nudes, I'm luckily in a position where I can be flashbanged by a random dick but I use that "warn" function folks lmao

big believer in using the act of becoming absolutely huge to defang the stigmas about weight and "being fat" it's why one of the first things Jessie Drakenberg announces after meeting her best friend for the first time in years is that she weighs like eight hundred pounds

folks I've just seen the leaked documents and they're planning to contrast the gritty and violent nature of the post-apocalyptic wasteland with are you ready upbeat pop and jazz music from the 1930's-1950's holy fuck

I should put Gift of the Gods on AO3

...little something for you gals?

It means no Maui, for the rest of your days…

thought I was in big mood but maybe I want this done to me,

vagina dentata, what a wonderful phrase,

anyway I want to be pretty and feared

three people can't get into the best party in town until they finally receive an invitation, at which point the party immediately ends

lol it was worse than that

much better ending to that dumb scene from The Newsroom tbh

-pointing at the sun- hey are you gonna eat that

Stacy and Natalie having a beach day and Natalie keeps stealing cute women and stuffing them under her swimsuit because the only one powerful enough to stop her is just going to lick them off of her anyway 😵‍💫

"hey I should roll a game to do this" *rolls three consecutive tundra starts* "oh okay fuck you then"

I'm gonna get dinner, yell about this for a minute

When I have time I am very happy to look at people's Stuff by the way and doubly so if we know each other Sometimes you gotta poke me though because I might be grading or playing Civilization

i should be able to block people who use Certain Gifs That Piss Me Off

Micro Princess Fairy Tales #art #sizesky

I think my brakes are gonna need work so now is a great time to jump on the bear bandwagon

STACY DRAKENBERG'S BIRTHDAY WAS MONDAY

In Dark Phoenix (2019), Jean Grey can be seen wearing jeans and grey, a reference to the fact that she is Jean Grey.

this reminds me that I should get on Tomodachi Life and write down all the birthdays I gave to everyone

i think they just hate women

which one of you doll-brained bottoms following me on Stella Edgecomb Dot Bear is driving in front of me in the drive thru with license plate LUV P1TS

bullshit that they blocked me (celebrated nineties hollywood heartthrob sandra bullock)

gotta say that learning a small amount of Dutch so some giant fairies from Fictional Alternate Universe Rotterdam can speak it is SIGNIFICANTLY easier than having google docs spit Bulgarian back at me and praying that it's right

Sirila's Dress Up Game (1/?)

Spekk has a hard time with technology, especially activly hostile ones. MonaMi...more like MONAMEANIE!! Help @stellaedgecomb.com

this is not anywhere less Google Docs-y yet and I should fix that, but also I do KINDA want to work it into the larger plot of Stacy and Lily 2 now

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🎵We're talkin' baaaaaaaaseball MonaMi, Campanella! Talkin' baaaaaaaaseball! Mona and Bobby Feller! MonaMi, the Barber, and Mona! They knew 'em all from Boston to Dubuque! Especially Mona... Mona, and Mona!🎵 (Thank you @jojogiants.bsky.social for making Mona's dreams on the diamond come true!)

HR (Humanoid Rabbits)

Mona would like to start a relationship with Mona, despite them both being recently Monafied as well as working in the same department. What should she do? - notify HR - notify IT, as they are computer programs - ask their manager, Mona - go ahead, all the other Monas are dating already

if I could find a way to hornify shitty HR training modules I would be the master of the genre

this is MonaMi by the way for those who don't know

sporting event where MonaMi enters and by the third inning everyone in the stadium (fans, players, concession workers, mascots) is a MonaMi, just a wave of blue-green spreading out from a single dot in the crowd

holy shit this website is cooked lmao

thinking a lot this morning about MonaMi as an Agent Smith-esque self-replicating virus who transforms everyone else into her and uhhhhhhhhhhhh 😵‍💫

casey and I had the exact same experience with this show lmao

If you're gonna show up late, the least you could do is answer your phone to let me know! #sizesky

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His condition has worsened dramatically and we are rushing him to the vet ER. Please, if you have anything you can contribute, it would be greatly appreciated.

"verify your age" how about you verify my cock is in your mouth

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