*imagines the pain is because I have an 8.5/10 centaur girlfriend who got startled and kicked me in the stomach* It’s ok babe… Doesn’t even hurt that much. I’m more worried about you.

Gamemaster Anthony confirmed as the true final boss of the internet

a rough honedge gijinka that i designed for a friend ⚔️

Bouncycastle now in Technicolor!

does this look like a wasp??? can't tell anymore. Eustenancistocerus

world's coolest child kidnapper

👁️ #art #pixel #pixelart

The goofiest dragon type line I love :]] #dragonite #pokemon #watercolor #dragonair #dratini #sketchbook

here.. abrotchabuger... *PAFF*

They don’t know I’m a dragon with an abnormally large tail

my favorite meme for this time of the year

It's been forever since I drew my favorite pokemon.

furret

PSA: Honor: My Anti-Drug Language: English Country: United States

another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

Obsessed with the Animorphs fan on reddit who had the entire series custom-printed into a Bible-esque, 902 page monstrosity

its that time

This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron

myself.

KLAASJE - "I think you screamed that you... didn't want to eat 'this type of animal' anymore. I may have misheard, but it was sort of memorable."

Apropos to nothing, but any doctor denying a trans person blood tests in relation to HRT should lose their medical license There is no detriment to the patient and it's just "I don't want to deal with this"

Yip

"Hey doc, get me a transition with extra fat!" "Extra fat." "And hold the ass." "Hold the ass?" "And hold the tits." "Hold the tits?" "And hold the thighs." "Hold the thighs?" "And hold the hips." "Hold the hips? Hey estrogen, get me a trans girl with nothin'!"

Look 20 bucks is 20 bucks

shoutouts to this absolutely fucked up iron man video that someone posted in my server

I just spent like an hour making a gif of Ice Slizer

U MAKE ME WANNA AWAWA IN THE KITCHEN ON THE FLOOR I'LL BE UR PET DOG WHEN I MEET U AT THE DOOR

"Hey Fred, get me a porn with extra sex!" "extra sex." "And hold the breeding" "Hold the breeding?" "And hold the brainwashing" "Hold the brainwashing? Hey Jimmy, get me a porn with nuthin!"

I am like the flowing river my friend. You stand upon the bank -- do not grow attached to the purity of the water that sits before you. It will soon be downstream, never to be seen again.

i was the moderate position. now you're about to find what comes next

This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

My current work on Bouncycastle

im woke and i say rouge's tits should be bigger

Good afternoon to all women who’s pant sizes are 2x and bigger

shadow the hedgehog has a motorcycle and a pump action mp5 and his two dads both tried to end the world for entirely unrelated reasons

girl's gotta eat!

Absol, round

Another drawpile doodle, this time of @cantie.bsky.social gorging herself on cake

Ballroom priorities

agnes tachyon is my favorite freako and she can do no wrong 🧪 🚗 ☕ 🌴 💻 #umamusume #hondacivic #ウマ娘

people gotta be less afraid to make video game-ass video games. "look how realistic our animations and mechanics are ooo" fuck you, let me tap the same direction with the control stick over and over to make my guy look like he's sliding around

This is exactly why I love Half-Life, bc for as much as it prides itself on a degree of realism for immersion's sake, it still has shit like "right click to fire the shotgun's Second Barrel" and "wear this backpack to longjump like Mario"

Guy who refers to the Disney sequels as OVAs