Dragons sure can drag on

Cisco can't be that good

THE MARKDOWN STANDARD IS FINE

In the #curl security team, we get to exercise deep protocol knowledge into the bits for many protocols including version variations and exploring funny quirks we have for adapting to many 3rd party libraries as well as a thorough understanding of the C language, how ABIs work, OS/platform […]

When you find out the disk setup you've been running for the past half-year is strongly discouraged by your filesystem (btrfs on raid5)

How prevalent is round-robin outside of cs?

When will they port sentience to x86_64 it's been over 10.000 years and still no update on whether they'll be porting the project to other architectures.

the sysadmins dont want you to know this but there are ports below port 20. nobody knows what they do, physicists suspect it might be related to dark matter. the government agencies scrub all mentions of these ports off the open internet. i am revealing all of this to you at great risk to my life,

I hope Toby is happy with the community he created

cat yells at cloud

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I like /etc/hosts

[Omarchy] Hold on, why are people recommending this as a beginner distro now?? Politics aside, this is still Arch. This is still a rolling release system. I myself don't mind running one (I use arch btw) but you can't just give a beginner an Arch-based distro with a bunch of bash scripts […]

I heard someone call codeberg a "niche" github

I have this weird desire to rant about computers but I don't have anything to rant about.

GCC is an echochamber when not run with -pedantic -Werror

tcsh but it's pronounced "tee-hee shell"

flappy derg why didn't I think of this sooner

You gonna make start using Firefox profiles because of furry art? Yeah, probably

So we put cameras inside the cameras, they'll never find them now!

I love code that is only usable to the author Not because it solves a very niche problem, but because only the author knows how to compile it

There should be the UNIX command 'bottom' which shows you all the resources not currently occupied.

WARNING! Core Meltdown imminent.

xkcd standards page but in the opposite direction: instead of inventing a new standard they merge two existing ones that may be even more cursed

I just might've gotten my home network banned from a semi-public network.

Another day, another build failure

We have dragons that live in water. 🌊 We have dragons that live on land. 🏞️ We have drahons that live in the skies. ☁️ We need dragons that live in space. ☄️ :dragn_thinkhappy: #dragon

Have you pet a dragon today? No? Well you should fix that RIGHT NOW! *sits on his haunches all pretty like, wings folded in and long tail curled around his paws, waiting for pets* :dragnhappy: #dragonposting

Why does Microsoft demand so much dynamically linked stuff what is wrong with them don't they know you never dynamically link to anything unless your life depends on it...?

What unholy computer thing has to be done to just get .net 4.7.2 installed in a wineprefix

I think the lack of furries in the train space is to blame for the constant delays.

Reading up on linker scripts...the kinds of things you can do to an executable is insane...

When you realize the documentation you've been reading is from 1994

Pretty interesting how much you can learn about the architecture by just reading the user documentation.

anyone remembers the GitHub readmes filled with emojis? (pre-genAI) Whatif they're the reason ChatGPT is this way now?

I'm a scary bat, appreciate me

My thingie only works when compiled with -Os life is great

supplychain attacks would be so easy to solve, you just find a few dragons that like to hoard patches and done. Nobody would dare to submit a malicious test file to a dragon.

There are certain cases where computers are really really cool There are a lot of these cases (Yes, this is a loveletter to standards)

The SystemD OK messages are my daily affirmations

Don't be mean to GNU autoconf he's trying his best!

Actually let Oracle be the company that invents AGI because it'd be funny to have this hyper-advanced machine running on the JVM

TIL if you have an nvidia card and cinny (desktop app) is freezing after a few minutes, WEBKIT_DISABLE_DMABUF_RENDERER=1 is your friend

So you are a dragn kisser?

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The drakey is not doing the wakey, I've been lied to

Wyvern in a trenchcoat The trenchcoat is its wings #dragon #dragonposting

Update: everything is broken and the internet is about to explode, sorry

Gender modifiers are stackable

BASH is a psychological weapon developed by humans to ensure dragons are too busy with investigating why script no work (:c) and won't surpass humans and become the dominating species of the planet.