welcome to the club, wolves

[Lewd shitposting here because my horny instance is down] Get yourself a bear daddy who can rearrange _and_ disembowel your guts

Hi! Today is my first official day as the Executive Director of Mastodon, replacing @[email protected] as CEO. I joined the Mastodon team more than 5 years ago, mostly working for Mastodon in the evenings on top of a 120% day job. I was the driving force behind the incorporation of the […]

Today I am stepping down from my role as the CEO of #mastodon. Though this has been in the works for a while, I can't say I've fully processed how I feel about it. There is a bittersweet part to it, and I think I will miss it, but it also felt necessary. It feels like a goodbye, but it isn't—I […]

*after making poor life choices* I was trying to see the bad ending before going onto the other stuff

Does anyone here use Rockwell razors? What’s your experience like with them? Bonus points if you use them on your head…

#mutualaid Hey Fedifolks. November is *half over* and I'm a little over half way to the total goal needed to stay in my apartment ;-; Anything and everything helps. If you can't pitch in, signal boosting is *deeply* appreciated. I just need enough to be able to make ends meet for November […]

Users attempting to download #Xubuntu are reporting getting malware instead. The project's maintainers have temporarily disabled downloads. #Tech #Ubuntu #Linux #OpenSource #Computing #TechNews #Science #Engineering #Blog #News #CyberSecurity #Java #USA #EU #Europe

Me: I'm awake, but at what cost :neko_tired: My brain: Your sanity Me: Oh right :blobcatgooglyholdingitsheadinitshands:

Seeing open source and privacy companies having Discord as there support channel feels like a vegan community meeting at a steak house for events.

still trying to figure out why someone hasn’t made an all natural waterproofing from what we already know is the most water resistant substance, dog slobber.

Sunshine and Moonlight are pure magic. The fuck do you mean I can play games and watch videos at 120hz 1080p on my phone on coffee shop WiFi with almost no latency??? The future is wild Sunshine, the server: https://app.lizardbyte.dev/Sunshine/?lng=en-US Moonlight, the client […]

24 more years!

[trans healthcare advice (US-specific)] PSA for my US trans friends: there's a Telehealth HRT clinic called QMed (QueerMed) that serves adults **and minors** in 47 states (excluding DC, unfortunately). They accept lots of private insurance (but not medicare/medicaid), and also offer a payment […]

We met on FurryMUCK, way back in '92 The dialup noises said I soon could chat with you The text was slow but didn't stop you coming through OwO And now I open an abandoned term window We read the scrollback and it seems so long ago Do you remember how the TS used to go OwO

#ObsidianMD appreciation thread :nekolove: I never thought I'd be able to do journaling, task management, note taking, novel writing, mood charting, sleep tracking, and a ton more in one single app, yet here it is. And it's free :blobfoxmeltsoblove:

Rarely have I seen a company like this twist itself into pretzels trying to justify its own terrible ideas. "In Firefox, you’ll never be locked into one ecosystem or have AI forced into your browsing experience" Then proceeds to list the ways they forced AI into your browsing experience […]

Good morning

Not to be a buzzkill, but remember to keep your capitalism in check, even if it's a fun company releasing fun things. Keep up the memes tho, those are great

Good read, and so true, not only in the US but worldwide. "A Single Tweet Made Elon Musk Cry (Tee-Hee!) The right remains joyless and miserable.” https://opinionatedogre.substack.com/p/a-single-tweet-made-elon-musk-cry #politics #uspolitics #worldpolitics #ElonMusk #musk #FuckElonMusk […]

[Regularly scheduled shitposting] "Nip slip" is short for "nipple slipple" :blobfoxgoogly:

_"Queer's lookin' at you kid."_

[Reflections on depression, negative self-image, regrets, TMS] I used to be a terrible person. I didn't intend to be awful towards other people, but I wasn't particularly social as a kid, and the depression kept me isolated from the parts of my brain that wanted to connect with other people […]

more generalized home dashboard for system management at a glance #homarr #homelab

finally starting to build out dashboards in #homarr for my #homelab setup now that i have shit set up like i want it

A reminder, just in case: This is a great time to support your local #foodbank if you haven’t already. #snap #hunger #foodinsecurity

It's a lovely day when you get an incident warning that your name, address, DOB, and social have been stolen "from a mailroom" that handles stuff for your health insurance company. And another letter from Synchrony that says an attempt was made to open an account in your name but was declined […]

I think that many of us are starved for participation in small-scale systems in which we interact with other humans, and are treated like humans in return

[Intrusive thoughts] :blobcat_throw: 🗑️

Here's what Tiggi.es Web UI looks like after a bunch of CSS work! Waiting on another commission to replace my profile pic with some woofs, tigs, yerfs, etc. with an orange highlight.

That was terrible. Zero stars. Do not recommend

My books cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com

Framework folk all "Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over"

i am looking forward to the time in which dhh becomes one of those names that prompts you to stare in the distance, vaguely remembering what a shitty person they were back then, but that it's been so long that perhaps they might even merit some kind of grace, not that you will ever cross paths […]

Ha! You'd think NY would be empty by now, but, well, stay for the end.

# EMERGENCY, BLACK FAMILY NEEDS YOUR HELP🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 My Dad recently lost his job and we're hit with bills and a car note. We do not have enough to pay for all of it, so we only need around $1,500 ASAP!!! Please! Ko-fi[https://ko-fi.com/geekyjay/goal?g=0] Paypal[https://www.paypal.me/geekyjay9] […]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@blogdiva/115225922791811080 so, am testing the #quoot or #quotepost feature in the app and it’s working. been using it by opening posts in a browser, so it’s nice that i can do it directly from the #android app. i almost exclusively toot from my tablet these days […]

Looking into potential alternatives to my Framework pre-order... I still have to figure out if Tuxedo offers replaceable batteries for the model I am looking into but otherwise it seems like a potential candidate. It sucks but at least I'll feel better about it :/

There used to be a greying tower alone on the sea And you became the light on the dark side of me Love remained a drug that's the high and not the pill Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey The more I get of you, the stranger it feels, yeah And now that your rose is in bloom A […]

Burrs took a SuperMoon pic tonight. #supermoon #moon #photography

Hearing a FAANG Devops kid who has quite literally *only* ever worked at Google say "We can self-host email when we have infrastructure. I don't think it's that hard" It's like someone just kicked all the oxygen out of my fucking soul

watching the #abcnews livefeed of #ZohranMamdani’s headquarters ans it’s PACKED with Zillennials. Zoomers and Millennials are already changing the world by existing. this fascist backlash is of not just one but several dying death cults. #nyc is the beginning of their revolution. i believe in […]

Why aren't more people celebrating the death of Dick Cheney? https://apnews.com/article/dick-cheney-dies-079591b529f048489650e7569bc675d2

Remember: #nnn means "No 'No Nut November' November https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/coomer-meme-no-nut-november-nofap-908676/

shout out to https://cidr.xyz which has helped me actually understand what the fuck a cidr is #networking #tools

Looks like I've got 2 Quality Engineering roles opening up. Remote US/Canada Technical requirements: * 3-7 Years working in a Quality Engineering or related role * Author/Own/Execute test cases across front and back-end services * Meet regularly with customer-facing leads, be the voice of […]