Today is Hyena Day #hyenaday

RE: https://fox.nexus/@getverbed/116525521546833961 Macro vore fetishists be like

I got laid off, my partner's art is on hold because of tendonitis, we have no income and this is very terrifying. If you can help out at all, it would be extremely helpful. Even just an RT would be greatly appreciated. ko-fi.com/chubichu

[US politics, Utah, age and VPN laws] People keep assuming for all of these laws that it's a lack of technical knowledge on the part of politicians that cause these laws to happen. It's not that. That's true, sure, but it's unrelated. It's that they don't care. People keep assuming the VPN […]

May the 4th. It's May 4th :blobfoxgooglymlem:

I wish there was a middle ground between Wolf (github.com/games-on-whales/wolf) and Sunshine (https://github.com/LizardByte/Sunshine/). Wolf is amazing for its dynamic virtual displays and self-contained software; but Sunshine's stream is much faster and cleaner. If there was a version of […]

// product of two primes // secure uint8_t key = 4;

:blobcathappy: "Hallo! Entschuldigung bitte, mein Österreichischer ist nicht sehr gut 😅 " 🇦🇹 :blobcatcool: "Ois hoib so wüd" :blobcatfearful: "...ok" (I leave for Vienna in six days :blobfoxbongoterrified: )

Stop posting your allegedly left-wing political pieces on fucking Substack :blobcatgooglyholdingitsheadinitshands:

The Southern Poverty Law Center could sure use your support now. We need them more than ever; and so does America. #splc #Donate #USpol https://secure.splcenter.org/page/92241/donate/

[Literally a trash post] 🅱️

Black woman: Black people don’t feel comfortable on Mastodon and Bluesky!! Everyone else: here’s why you’re wrong and I know better than you! Honestly some of y’all sound like the ‘I have one minority friend and they say it’s okay for me to say X’ type of people

Hey could we not post non-CWed images showing domestic violence, even if it's a drawing used jokingly? Also could we not use DV jokingly? Thx

Hi there rich people of Sydney's wealthy Eastern Suburbs and Lower North Shore. As your fashionable selves are no doubt aware, recently some white hipsters from a trendsetting publication discovered Burwood and deemed it worthy of hipster gentrification. I mean, decided it's the "coolest […]

I wish every cis person in this world could understand that it is genuinely safe and okay to experiment a little with queering your gender, even if the end result is "Yep, I'm still comfortable as what I already am." You've let yourself into the playground of identity liberation, and decided […]

If you have no experience with something and are incapable of nuance, just listen instead of being confidently wrong.

[NSFW, furry, mild body horror, joking (or am I?)] Gonna commission a shit ton of gay furry porn where the top is penetrating all the way through to the bottom's ileocecal sphincter and jizzing straight into their small intestine. Why should the straights have all the body horror—i mean fun?

I translated a Chinese comic that I thought certain factions of Mastodon would enjoy. Original art and text by user hands2 on wechat #furry #webcomic #chinese

[NSFW yeen joke] Group of hyenas running a train on a gay lion Call that an ass WHOOPing

Happyeen day!

My partner got two custom acrylic signs made for us and we mounted them yesterday 🦁❤️🦨

I know you kids these days like your neural networks *sits backwards on a chair* how about you open a book and train the original neural network :neodog_book:

This is perfect! (By Amadeo Capelli) #mechanical #craft #art

Me: (opens the back door for half a femtosecond) Mosquito: "Watch me 𝓼𝔀𝓸𝓸𝓬𝓮 right in"

i think the idea that you need to get stuff done every day without stopping has probably been the most harmful ideology to real productivity that takes advantage of highs and lets you rest at your lows

hi peeps <3 Running a small fundraiser to keep altbot and fuzzies.wtf alive and healthy! my server storage hit 100% full and took down basically everything. i got it fixed, but it's clear i need more drives before it happens again. altbot is free, open source, and runs 24/7 generating alt text […]

"That post mentioning something about kinky gay furry porn that you glimpsed vanished when the feed automatically refreshed" and other Mastodon horror stories

made a really cool image tonight i think

Absolutely amazing pic I got from https://www.furaffinity.net/user/mydrawnworld

Where are the #women in this network? I am interested in getting to know non male people in here to learn about #fediverse #mastodon #feminism #nonbinary #lgbtqia #antiracism

[Food mention] Fried chickim poppers :NekoDrool: #guiltypleasure

Ageplayers Tesco 🤝 "Every little helps"

Forgot I modded #cyberpunk2077 :blobcateyes:

If you or someone you know has an account on mastodon.cloud, I would highly recommend migrating to a new server. Lots of instances are in the process of completely blocking mastodon.cloud which will sever all connections for people on mastodon.cloud. Mastodon.cloud is effectively abandoned […]

Iran war protest march just down the sidewalk outside the coffee shop. ♥️ this city

Another Doggo Sunday #dogs #dogsofmastodon #dog #doggo #dogsoffedi

New #blog post - How to set up #anubis on #nixos - including the mode where it doesn't need #javascript https://krutonium.ca/posts/anubis-on-nix/

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back to a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” IT SAVES PUBLIC MONEY to house people.

✋ :megaflushed:🤚 Absolute Hyena

✋🏾🥴🤚🏾 Absolute Vodka

Ngl #authentik is a pain in the ass to set up, but it's nice having just one login system for all my different services (especially since I keep adding more :ablobcatbongo: )

[Gay humor] Me before the first drink: "Sorry, I'm a little shy when meeting new people 😅" Me after the first drink:

Tasting potential wedding cakes on Love Is Blind: Sweden

Repost of some of my comics I made while I was in therapy. I lost a number of them so I'll have to remake them.

Invisible collar.

STRESSFUL ambient music to GET SLEEP DEPRIVED to

[sexual content] Y'all who follow me know that I'm not into anal, not aroused by pics of guys presenting their holes or clips of fucking… but I support and admire the impulse to intimately reveal ourselves, to fully own our bodies and our sex. It doesn't turn me on, but I actually love it on a […]

"Dude I installed Linux like you said but my disk is so slow now" Did you install btrfs? "Oh butterfs? I thought you said futterfs" https://github.com/roastercode/FTRFS

Cracks me up that Hungary's new Prime Minister is basically named John Hungarian