i don't trust people who misspell it as "furrys"

asking my users to buy 6 d-cell batteries for my ai powered led flashlight (it uses ai to power one single led)

Y’all - I just heard there’s going to be raptors tomorrow! 🦅 so excited!

`Processing Fediverse shaders... (42%)`

**know the difference** #enshitification

i got my covid booster and flu shot today and my left arm is not happy about it

so after the rapture can we all go out for drinks to celebrate

i fucking love astro bot

not to brag or anything but i play all my songs in fortnite music festival on hard :neofox_fingerguns:

I had to drag https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Disappointment out in 1999, and in 2011. Don't make me drag it out again. The rapture was in 1844, people. Get over it.

one large problem with social media is that a significant amount of users are insufferable for one reason or another

getting tired of people who make shitting on activitypub their entire personality

Ezri: I'm constantly fighting the urge to make weird noises for no reason. Odo: I thought it was just me. Ezri: ack-ack-ack-ackawoooo-ack-ack-ack Odo: vooRRRR vooRRR vooRRR

Benjamin: I would like to live in less interesting times.

at a friend's place, their cat says hi. :neocat_kisser:

@chirpbirb Would anyone care for fruit, or dessert?

communism was just a red herring

built to stay in bed and browse fedi forced to get out of bed and go to standup life is cruel

"The Free Software Foundation has been sliding into irrelevance more and more by entirely failing to address its big Creepy Uncle problem. Open-Source has turned into a form of unpaid internship to be hired to make shitty apps that bring more surveillance and ads to our world." […]

"activitypub does this", "atproto does that"; the reality is that both these protocols have their issues but you should post whatever and wherever makes you happy and helps you connect with others

Big yikes: Ruby Central does a hostile takeover of rubygems and bundler: https://pup-e.com/goodbye-rubygems.pdf

have pokemon fans made the "what are you DOING slowbro" porn meme or are they sleeping on that

you ever kickstart a graphic novel adaptation of a book and it takes so long to make that the author who originally made it gets cancelled i have

Good morning! If you’re on mastodon.social (or another server running nightly builds) you can begin quoting posts in your posts (quooting?) starting today. Remember, you control whether you can be quoted, and call always retract your post from a specific quote. And you can quote me on that!

stayed up a little too late playing around with sonic pi # sonic_temple.rb with_fx :reverb, room: 0.9 do in_thread do 4.times do use_synth :winwood_lead play choose(scale :g3, :minor, num_octaves: 2) sleep 4 end end end […]

npm was a mistake. the concept of pulling live dependencies that are not collectively managed by a QA team but each individually managed by many thousands of people with wildly varying skill and availability is inherently doomed to constant incidents.

I love the delta.chat project but I think they need to be a bit less closed off, a bit more transparent and collaborative for a change a lot of the work feels like it's almost happening behind closed doors, within their bubble but not with anyone outside which I feel majorly hinders some […]

You’re in his DMs, I’m in the DSM-5. We are not the same.

the only thing we should be policing people for is putting on deodorant in public. some of these sweaty nerds REEK. also, we should be giving out deodorant for free

yeeeessss YEESSSS more batshit like this https://bogdanthegeek.github.io/blog/projects/vapeserver/

30 years of hacking the planet. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hackers_(film) #hackers #hackersday #hacktheplanet #otd #onthisday #film #filmhistory #filmandtv

i didn't always hate nintendo. hell, i tried really hard to _like_ nintendo for a while, during my attempted gamer phase but now even the games i liked as a kid are kinda like… soured. i still play some of them sometimes but it just doesn't feel as good these days

nintendo is a bad company, to me. i don't like them and i think people should not give them money

"venture capitalism considered harmful" article when

"Nintendo SHADOW DROPPED DLC during their Nintendo Direct Presentation" what the fuck do gaming journalists think a fucking product showcase is for? it is perfectly normal and reasonable for them to announce and release a new product during a [checks notes] new product showcase. literally […]

[ai powered device slopware] roflmao did y'all hear that the rabbit team is putting out an update to their square orange hockey puck that reportedly lets you vibe code apps for the hockey puck on the hockey puck https://youtu.be/9F_BiQ77ey0 please guys do not return the device we still have […]

"manhunt" sounds so cool but in reality it's just a very serious game of hide and seek

I'm doing a two-factor authentication code giveaway! - 482948 - 198571 - 145718 - 519741 - 415415 - 198872 - 596185

astro's playground is the best pack in title for any video game console and it's not even close

Hey there. I really don't like doing this, but things are getting rough financially and I could really use some help to keep things running. https://ko-fi.com/TheEssem https://patreon.com/TheEssem Right now, server costs for esmBot, wetdry.world, and some other assorted things are around […]

i think i managed to accidentally brick my tangara

retoot to scare a cryptographer

Here at Modrinth, we're doing awazing work, every single day. ( https://github.com/modrinth/code/pull/4336 )

i shared a link to my personal knowledge garden in a furry chat and some guy who is respected in the chat immediately started shitting on the spa that comes with logseq (that i do not control, i just use) so i just stopped sharing personal projects in that chat

@chirpbirb tangent, but I think it's time for the floss community to get off GitHub. It's really hard for projects dependent on things like free CI runners to migrate, but it's only going to get worse if they wait. Lock-in is complete, so the enshittification is beginning

silk her till she song im sorry

predicting it now: the steam servers are going to STRUGGLE with silksong just like they did with deltarune lmao