hey uhhh. I got fired yesterday. if anyone has rust positions in the Netherlands let me know!

I'll be at fosdem btw. feel free to find me!

I successfully got to ccc :3

@iximeow do you know a good riscv decoder crate by chance?

The two hardest problems in Computer Science are: 1. Getting up in the morning 2. Going to bed at a reasonable time

meow. me and my friend still haven't gotten CCC tickets, so if someone happens to be selling them, please message me ' #39c3ticket #39c3tickets

does anyone happen to have 2 tickets for ccc that you'd be willing to sell to me (and a cute girl)? :p

All I want* is for being trans to be boring AF. Like, a bit of weird trivia about me, or the sort of thing you drop in two-truths-and-a-lie. The sort of thing everyone politely pretends to find interesting but really could care less about. (*This is a lie. I want a fair few other things, too.)

It's becoming increasingly clear to me that Reflect Orbital's fucking stupid giant mirror satellite, with absolutely NOTHING useful to offer, which will cause countless safety issues, ecological disasters, and destroy the night sky, is going to launch. A bunch of astronomers and I have sent out […]

The *second* alien race we met told us it was VERY irregular for the Tang to grant a race access to the undernet and then later revoke it. They asked us what we did. We sent them RFC129301 (Encapsulation of IPv4 datagrams within the state vector of subspace network gauge solitons). We never […]

I'm crying. reference implementation of yescrypt (the default password hashing function in many distributions including nixos) is using an evil version of base64, which processes least significant bits first, instead of the most significant ones. This means that you can't easily go from the […]

rust's libstd provide both `format_args!` (international) and `format_args_nl!` (dutch)

doing https://this.quiz.is.fckn.gay/ with friends and I'm getting everything wrong