enough. i’m tired of github actions. it’s time for github consequences

hi, I just published a new blog post?? https://blog.ihatereality.space/0B-tricking-cargo-into-generating-lock-files-for-an-old-msrv/

low key incredible how good fedi is at showing you outdated information, or not showing you it at all

today was my first day as a full-time rust maintainer at @rustnl.bsky.social, exciting stuff!!

employment status update: i am! starting 1-st of may i'll be working full time as a rust maintainer in @rustnl's maintainers team. a dream come true :) i'll be continuing work on maintaining the rust compiler & related projects, but now full time & paid '

These are aptly called "gap fillers". They allow anything with wheels to roll relatively easily onto the train from the station platform (or visa versa). DB with the ICE L however, has failed to understand this fundamental design feature. They have gap fillers on the ICE L, if you look at the […]

A lot of maintaining a repo is kind of like being a librarian. You are largely a knowledge keeper. Yes, you also write code and fix things, but you're kinda like the go to person for "does this already exist? Has someone brought this up? Did anyone try to do it? Why can't we do it this way? If […]

monthly routine ^_^

all lesbians know is be cool and hot at the same time, joke about mutex contention, hate space & time, and lie

today in rustc: accidentally found an mir optimization which never* happens

I would really like it if signal stopped shitting itself every month

Posts I'm probably gonna get flagged for: > I mean, if you really want X11 to continue to be developed, there's this thing in society called "money" that you can use to exchange for goods (such as food and clothing) or services (maintaining a display server). I suggest using money to convince […]

secure vector graphics

@mwk can please buy the following: * cream (≈30% ideally) * thyme * salmon * broccoli (if there is no salmon buy 2) * tomatos * frozen peas * bananas

DB is being v homophobic today

how diffie hellman key exchange works (with as little math as possible)

As of this morning, I have been let go from my current position. 3 years of experience with #typescript / #reactjs & #golang , effectively a lot more with #rust due to all the hobby projects. Looking for something with any of those, pretty good at learning on-the-job too, either Remote, in NYC […]

NINETY DAYS NINETY INCIDENTS NINETY PERCENT YOU PAID FOR ALL FIVE NINES BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE #github

"working" on my talk

hi fedi! does anyone happen to know how to acquire a nice **witch hat**? (i.e. people who sell them, would be willing to make them, or maybe even just instructions I can follow myself) I desperately need a witch hat to complete my character, especially given the upcoming talks I'll be giving ' […]

current status

i feel like i need to work for a company with a female ceo because a Guy psychopath is pathetic but a Girl psychopath is hot. would solve a few of my problems and create a lot more but like you win some you lose some

RE: https://fosstodon.org/@rustnl/116119445480765544 that's me! :o

my unemployment post has reached 666 reposts @_@

This is perhaps one of the worst designed objects I have the displeasure of interacting with on a regular basis. It's a symphony of bad design choices. A vile hateful piece of equipment that makes my day a little bit worse every time I use one. What is it? It's […] [Original post on social.v.st]

github is dedicated to promoting codeberg by no longer being the higher-uptime option. i respect that

hey uhhh. I got fired yesterday. if anyone has rust positions in the Netherlands let me know!

I'll be at fosdem btw. feel free to find me!

I successfully got to ccc :3

@iximeow do you know a good riscv decoder crate by chance?

The two hardest problems in Computer Science are: 1. Getting up in the morning 2. Going to bed at a reasonable time

meow. me and my friend still haven't gotten CCC tickets, so if someone happens to be selling them, please message me ' #39c3ticket #39c3tickets

does anyone happen to have 2 tickets for ccc that you'd be willing to sell to me (and a cute girl)? :p

It's becoming increasingly clear to me that Reflect Orbital's fucking stupid giant mirror satellite, with absolutely NOTHING useful to offer, which will cause countless safety issues, ecological disasters, and destroy the night sky, is going to launch. A bunch of astronomers and I have sent out […]

The *second* alien race we met told us it was VERY irregular for the Tang to grant a race access to the undernet and then later revoke it. They asked us what we did. We sent them RFC129301 (Encapsulation of IPv4 datagrams within the state vector of subspace network gauge solitons). We never […]

I'm crying. reference implementation of yescrypt (the default password hashing function in many distributions including nixos) is using an evil version of base64, which processes least significant bits first, instead of the most significant ones. This means that you can't easily go from the […]

rust's libstd provide both `format_args!` (international) and `format_args_nl!` (dutch)

doing https://this.quiz.is.fckn.gay/ with friends and I'm getting everything wrong