remedy has the opportunity to do the funniest thing for Dylan Control

every time i watch some show like The Pitt and it says "max presents" at the beginning i'm forced to remember that this whole stupid shit happened and then got walked back

this song has unseated Nilsson's piece from the throne of my morning wake-up song

speedrunning the 5 1/2 minute hallway until i hear karen green’s voice challenge

year of da honse, let's get dat bread

saw two coyotes crossing an intersection to start the horse year

npm run postinstall; npm run --ws postpostinstall; npm run -ws --if-present postpostpostinstall

my most japanese-brained trait is learning a new korean word that is native and then getting the urge to find some hanja to give it an hundok that nobody asked for. like looking at 우리나라 and thinking, hmmm... 吾等國, even though 아국 (我國) already exists

my passion is continvoucly morging back into develop

been watching Dead Account and every episode so far is comedy gold. what if ghosts were digital. what if exorcisms drained your phone battery. what if the school for exorcists looked like an onsen inn. @directxman12.dev and i realized that every single character has an assigned personality disorder

who called them persistent data structures and not cow tools

[waking up with a start] whoa 青木 Aoki is just Greenbaum and 青山 Aoyama is just Greenberg

mfw i appreciate the norton 360 for gamers under bisexual lighting

trench: a director's most basic duty is to keep the lights on northmoor: 🔥🔥🔥💡💡

when you don't stop to think whether you should

L + Ratio + Cope + Seethe + Send + Sync + 'static

hitting the phrase “adjusted slightly for regionality” almost made me spit my coffee out in the diner

I have shot the man who was in Reno and whom you were probably hoping would live Forgive me I just wanted to watch him die

not now octokitten daddy's boutta k-ll himself

the first JJK season 3 opening has a lot of things going on in it but the red pre-title card deserves a special mention

發帖解憂非吾道。對峙而發、期間發之、抗之而發皆可，然而憂性綿延，無始無終，書此言勿忘矣。

其性延綿，無始無終

@directxman12.dev: so what’s the ongoing story in Control rn? what’s going on with Jesse Control in the sequel? me: we don’t really know yet. we know that in the sequel we get to play Dylan Control, her brother who shows up in the first game too

NIST Standard Yaoi

dr robby: [says “yana” like a fancy boy] mrs kovalenko: (i know what you are)

“Perfect Preparation” is not a literal translation of 葦を啣む, which is also the arc’s name in the JJK manga. it comes from the idiom 葦を啣む雁 (the reed-bearing goose), which comes from japanese folktale that says that wild geese take reed in their beaks to make it easier to rest or to land

「学校を中退にしてインチキと喧嘩する件」

I can make children read again

it's in the public domain now. We could publish this

I know this is because I’m turning 40 but seeing the sentence “this is how nodejs, nginx, and most older things work” is making me wither into dust

if you haven’t played Control yet, now is a good time to buy it for cheap

Classical Chinese for When It Happens or Possibly Already Happened: 丞相斯為上崩在外，恐諸公子及天下有變，乃祕之，不發喪。 Because the Emperor had died while away from the capital, the chancellor Li Si feared rebellion among the princes and the rest of the empire, so he kept it secret and announced no mourning.

they should make an alternate perspective version of isekai office worker called “I Keep Kissing The Guy I Heal Because He Is From Another World With No Natural Resistance Towards Magic”

wanna feel old? "eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything" is 17 years old

isekai office worker is so relatable bc everyone knows at least one workaholic gay guy who self-medicates and this accountant protagonist is no different

geneva convention article 37

[gargling cereal balls] yeah i’m queering up breakfast

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

quick round of polls, if i say “hydrojet ding dong dogs AI slop video” how many of you know wtf that is?

give me $20 million and you can have this in 24 months

hello, i'm A Gift In Return. i like to shift my position in the destiny 2 menu when you open me, so if you hold down interact again without looking, you'd be shredding an Enhancement Core

Heading into 2026, I'm still looking for fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! You can find my portfolio here: www.hazelmonforton.com

met a coyote at a crossroad. quite literally. what it is a sign of is still unknown to me

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

weaponized clusivity ambiguity

Saw someone asking the Chinese for "oh lawd he comin" -- I propose 駕到嘞 but am open to suggestions

don’t like that dredgen bael kid much but when we bind VI to a host i’m gonna make them smoke thirty cigarettes at once

every time i get tired of counting something in english, i remind myself that things could be much worse: i could be counting in danish. or hindi

The French word ‘employer’ (to emploi) has the same origin as ‘impliquer’ (to imply). The former was inherited from Latin, while the latter was borrowed from it later. They’re called doublets. Stay tuned for doublets in Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Romanian, Catalan, Galician, Dutch and English.