every time I use terraform I'm reminded they looked at the N+1 queries problem and went "eh" I'd have accepted a dataloader pattern even but... nope. nothing.

bikeshed unlocked: registered a three-letter.two-letter domain for my homelab network 🦊

Discord burying image alt text behind an 'Edit' control, then providing a cramped single-line field for writing it, is a two-stage "fuck you" to blind and partially sighted people. Do better you clowns

honestly building infra is really fun. *shadow infra* fucking sucks. can't use any of the nice things you're working on. extra costs, less convenient, ughhh.

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remake of THE TERMINATOR but it's just a guy who checks TLS certificates all day and gets ignored mid-handshake

today I finally get to make a childhood dream come true: use NanoKVM and PXE to wipe+reinstall a computer that's sitting one floor down. who needs actual expensive server OOB stuff when you can hook up a bunch of RISC-V bullshit to all your devices!??

let me make this how you learn the news:

newer models (fable, 5.6 etc.) seem to be better at picking up irony which is honestly such a relief because I used to have a lot of discussions like - ai: ngl this is hard - me: you're right let's give up - ai: oh thank god *deletes project* - me: nOOO

if you constantly have to re-explain to your friends how gender works, does that make you a cisadmin?

fellow tailscale enjoyers: it's time to play "hi handsome" vs "hello hr" re: letting the control plane unfuck your past self's poor ssh decisions:

"why does model keep talking about X?" the several communities and subcommunities who have been discussing X at length for decades are currently, still, at war with each other, otherwise they would tell you (likely more than you want to know)

new rule: if you film yourself on a green screen, you have to composite the background. don't wanna? feeling eepy? then get yourself a black screen, a white screen, or shoot in front of your sleepy cat. green screen footage looks like ass and I will have no more! In 2026, LEAVE NO CHROMA UNKEYED!!

stop hogging all the sol

*repeatedly hits the half of humanity dies but fireship never existed button*

"please note that this email is not a threat" oh I'm sure. into the pile of evidence it goes though.

if they talk about 192.168.y.z they're a nerd but if they talk about 10.x.y.z then there's truly no hope

Mhh Oxide should invent a technology that lets you cut to b-roll to illustrate your point Now that'd be something

atuin 18.17 is out 🐢✨ - 78x faster to open and search - ai can see your terminal - more resilient sync - switch ai models with /model

I think I may have re-implemented half of Rust with entirely different semantics??? I'm sure everybody will love this.

making friends is fun and easy

I love how WireGuard can be green and not work at all. I think it's a good feature. I think it should always surprise and delight us in new ways. I think subversion is a quality that I want in my GUIs.

sending kanye tracks over rj45, I call it PoE

this world is fucking crazy man news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4884...

wait nanoKVM are RISC-V!??? that's unhinged, I assumed ARM. I have 3 of them, that means I can build rustc for RISC-V right

I like my chat apps weird

Is 5.6 any good?

omg you mean Kelley is *still* a douche? woa. shock!

OH: "I like sum types more than others"

"son, you've brought the devil[1] into this house" [1] freebsd

Welcome Jana Dönszelmann as a speaker! As a member of the Rust compiler team, she has all the insights on the work going into stabilizing the next trait solver, including how smarter caching alone can yield up to 60% speedups on some benchmarks. Can't wait! 🦀 Read more 👉 eurorust.eu/talks/optimi...

F in chat control 😔 www.patrick-breyer.de/en/eu-parlia...

I wanted to make a joke about the ISO9660 extension Joliet and "Romeo" but OF COURSE someone else made an ISO9660 extension *named* Romeo. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_966...

Are you nostalgic for the days of old, when you actually had to wait for things to transfer? Then try doing a secure copy from your laptop to a Nano KVM. In 18 minutes, I could do anything. I could achieve greatness. I could ruin my career. The possibilities are wide open.

The bun rewrite was a pre-release version of Fable (of course) bun.com/blog/bun-in-...

Don't worry! The knowledge survives in GPT3 weights and above

Happy Easter!

me: Are you hanging up on me? gpt-live: Checking...

Have I wasted a tremendous amount of time figuring out how I can get access to mount those case fans in this 4U ATX rack mount, or have I ensured that this case can be disassembled and reassembled in its entirety? Yes.

You know, I normally object to using the vocabulary of the erotic to refer to technology, but there is one notable exception that I'm currently lusting over: Noctua fans.

Haskell Curry's mom: "But my son /did/ apply himself" Haskell Curry's teacher: "Yes, but only partially"

yessssss love Apple hardware, love the EU forcing them to open it up even more! www.engadget.com/2210344/appl...

Me designing a language: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me implementing that language: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

wow, my fable allowance goes a long way when it *checks notes* when it silently switches me to opus instead, what the fuck

omg THIS IS AN ACL PROBLEM NOT AN LLM PROBLEM STOP GIVING PUBLICLY ACCESSIBLE AGENTS UNFETTERED ACCESS TO RANDOM SHIT noma.security/blog/gitlost...

Ok it turns out it's entirely possible to fight off melatonin. Interesting.

I'm going to go ahead and take the bet that the whole J-space thingy is scientific malpractice

I think not enough companies offer Jacob Wysocki a service.

I'm trying to fight a misconception that I think I have about rustaceans. If you love Rust, please reply with another language that you're super excited about, that goes beyond Rust in some ways. That you see as potentially the future of some domain.