Wanna predict the future? I can teach you how with my "super accurate" technique that I learned after reading the news. 1. Write down a list of things that could possible happen regarding some event 2. Pick the dumbest sounding item in your list You have just predicted the future. Congratulations?

There are 3 types of Instagram story posters: -- -----------------------------------

Never in my entire life have I pasted text, seen that it pasted it with formatting and been happy with the result.

Here's an actual news headline from today but I simplified it a bit. <Company CEO> says relentless negativity around <Product they spent a lot of money on and are forcing onto their customers> is hurting society and has "done a lot of damage"

Changes and Stand-up youtube.com/shorts/q5V6t...

When I was a kid, I was told "you can't have caramel, it's just sugar" So one day I poured sugar on top of a baking sheet and put it in the oven. It did not work.

Linkin Park's first album was released in 2000. If it was as old then as it is now then it would have released in 1974. Fun fact, the debut album from Kiss was released in 1974.

HAH, remember the video I made about the Icelandic word Gjaldskylda. Well it just got picked as the "Icelandic word of the Year" due to all of the drama surrounding it in 2025 (ps. it wasn't because of my video, I just highlighted the silly situation)

I'll be doing some standup every week at Salt in Oslo with Pernille Haaland and other lovely comedians. Come say hi. www.ticketmaster.no/artist/engli...

I've been getting to know more and more actual comedians in the past few months and talking with them about comedy has been very interesting. Normal people hearing a joke: [laugh] Comedians: "Ahh good one, but what if you did it this way" They've heard it all, making them laugh is impossible :D

I'm glad the windows calculator doesn't save the history because I've honestly typed some really dumb shit into it.

How I expected the A24 Robin Hood trailer to go. [haunting sound] [1 piano note] "We're men" [1 more piano note] "We're men in tights" [three bass thuds] "We roam around the forest..." [1 piano note] "...looking for fights" [one bass thud]

It's incredible what kind of photos you can take in a moving car. Also ally.

Actual vibe coding. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iu5r...

If Mario was made by Capcom "Press Start to begin New Game" "You have pressed start, a new game will be started, you will be placed in world 1-1 and should move left, press B to close this information screen" "Information screen closed, game will begin, hold B to begin" "Before starting, please..."

(looks over my last few posts and reposts) Don't run away. I swear my timeline isn't always like this.

Ha! And in French, “bite” is penis. Unfortunately they’re all over the UK. With your deli and my bite, we have a pleonasm 🙌

"Why don't I see people do midlife crisis purchases anymore?" -"Because crisis is constant" "Oh..." -"And purchases cost money, which we don't have" "Ok, fair"

(for non Icelanders, the last word is also slang for Penis)

Deli is slang for penis in Icelandic.

Lol, apparently I use ChatGPT so little that they're emailing me to teach me how it works.

Profile descriptions? Nobody reads those. Mine is 3 words, yet the top 2 most asked questions I get are answered by those 3 words in my profile. (where are you from and where do you live)

What I strive to post every day.

"What does it mean to be an honorary something" -"It's when you're not the thing but you're accepted into the group anyway" "Do you have an example?" -"Sure, 5 is an honorary even number" "Damn, you're right"

Many Movies and TV shows are so unrealistic after visiting LA a few times. "There's a bomb with a 30 minute timer, we must get to Glendale before it explodes" Glendale? Nah, ya'll are super dead. Three times over.

Happy birthday to every horse and to every single account you have ever made.

Happy New Year from Iceland. youtube.com/shorts/pIU7J...

It has been years since my parents got a new kitchen setup and I still go to the wrong drawer to find cutlery.

Last sunset.

I'm crazy at parties.

"Hey... ok, I'm sorry" -"What kind of sorry is it?" "What do you mean?" -"Is this a 'Sorry for party rocking' sorry or a 'Sorry seems to be the hardest word' sorry?" "...I'm not sorry anymore"

"Welcome to this quick and easy recipe video" -"I have my doubts" "Start by caramelizing three onions and..." -"...no, go away"

Vince: "Hey I wanna make this new TV show called Pluribus" Apple TV: "What's it about?" V: "Every single human on planet earth" A: "Isn't casting going to be hell?" V: "Nah, 3 people" A: "And many locations?" V: "Nah, a driveway in Albuquerque, New Mexico" A: "Sold"

"Well, as long as you're happy and healthy" lol

The Block? More like The Beige. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

Make a Bond movie casual. LIVE AND LAUGH LOVE

My favorite hobby when I'm at my parents place is to open up the very well stocked fridge and call out loudly "there's nothing to eat in this house" It's a miracle that I'm still alive.

Happy Holidays, with some jam on the side.

Ahh, to be as useful as a roadside webcam in Iceland during winter.

"take the express elevator, get off where you hear the noise" that's not how elevators work.

All silences are possible Tequila performances.

"What's your favorite song?" -"Tequila by The Champs" "Yeah that's a really fun song" -"The acapella version" "...uhm... so a minute of silence followed by..." -"Tequila" "...ok"

Incidentally, if you suddenly feel like making your own Original Atmospheric 3D Space Landscape (do not steal), the browser emulator Infinite Mac - infinitemac.org/1993/System%... - also has a copy of Bryce 1 under "Infinite HD - Graphics - KPT Bryce"

As an Atmospheric 3d Space Landscape artist i hate when people make Atmospheric 3d Space Landscape art similar to mine without crediting me. I work hard on clicking that "generate mountain" button and then people just steal my work.

He's making a list? Sure... I'd go with a sequential container but ok. He checked it twice? That sounds unnecessary. Isn't the list behind a mutex of some sorts? I know lock free programming is very hip but there are better ways of data sharing.

Why is it when a news story hits and you Google it, the news websites that Google features on the front page are all ... less know ... pages. It's always stuff like: - News365TimesNewsDaily - International Business Daily News of the Times News - HipCoolNews - FlargonPress․ShadyDomain․biz

I might need vacation because when I looked outside today I genuinely thought "wow, the graphics are really nice today"

Am I afraid of the Icelandic Yule Cat? No, I've dodged that fucker my whole life, I'm not letting my guard down now.

I just realized that I can doomscroll on my TV, and now nothing will ever get done ever.