People that are really into minimalism, are they minmaxxing?

Are you a content creator and is the algorithm getting you down? Don't worry, maybe you just need to wait [checks notes] 1176 days until people finally discover your video...

Programming in 2026.

Just bought a microwave for the first time in 20 years and I now understand the clock frustration Clock button just gives a 12/24 hour option. Holding it does nothing, and the manual has NO info on the clock. Solution? You need to click the clock button and THEN a tiny button on the bottom panel.

Nordic Sports. www.youtube.com/shorts/rLILc...

Fun Fact: Iceland's biggest places are all in a straight line.

"A pilot in Iceland in their last flight before retirement flew about 100m above his home town, unauthorized" Yeah, that stunt is always your last flight, retirement or not.

"Universe expected to decay in 10⁷⁸ years, much sooner than previously thought" Fuck, now I have to change my plans.

Wanna hear a crazy sentence? The Wolfenstein 3D engine game Super 3D Noah's Ark started as a Hellraiser licensed game for the NES.

Using AI for programming? I think it's great, because I've never been able to create and then abandon side projects with such efficiency before.

Catbug says hi.

Fun fact. Over 50% of all the people that have been President of Iceland are still alive. If you take a selfie with the current president of Iceland, you will have taken a selfie with ~15% of all Icelandic presidents.

French Fries would be S Tier if their lifespan was longer than 2.3 milliseconds. After that they become cold and mushy. Which is why Tater Tots and Hashbrowns are better.

IKEA: "You can pick up your package at this pickup address" My brain: "Wait, IKEA has a cute little package pickup location near where I live?" Reality:

Artemis II today.

Nordic Fire Safety youtube.com/shorts/EanKT...

I would say I'm a logical person and think logical thoughts. But I also sometimes think the WiFi works better when there's fresh air in my house.

"Did you like the movie?" -"Yeah it was great!" "How can you like it, it was awful" -"I like most movies" "That's not possible" -"Sure it is, I just compare them to the 1990 movie Problem Child" "...you are a specimen, did you know that"

Iceland vs Iceland youtube.com/shorts/E4xTU...

Catbug.

Should I make a new video today? Does that mean I need to trim my beard and find a clean tshirt?

One thing that has helped my sanity a bit is to reduce my usage of scrolling I don't use my phone much and I only have the /notifications section bookmarked, so I can check if anyone is yelling at me specifically Then I post something that will hopefully make 1 person laugh and then close the tab

Home Delivery Service in Icelandic is Heimsendingarþjónusta. Heim is home, sendingar is deliveries, þjónusta is service. But if you break the word down incorrectly, then you'll get Heims endingar þjónusta or "World Ending Service"

Little visitor in the garden today.

Cease means Stop Desist means Stop So Cease and desist means "Stop and Stop"

I love oddly specific and unintentionally funny Wikipedia article titles. Like "List of storms named Steve"

Nothing humble about this bundle…. Back 4 Blood, Killing Floor 2, The Anacrusis and more all for $10 And don’t worry, the charity is currently making more money than me on the bundle… so buy it! www.humblebundle.com/games/best-o...

"made from high quality volcanic rock" ahh yes, good, volcanic rock, one of the most brittle rock...

I need to admit something. Denmark is awesome.

[30 years in the future] "Why are they called gas stations if the only thing they sell are hot dogs?" -"Because hot dogs give people gas, obviously" "Yeah, makes sense"

To my social media managers out there If you do an April fools thing tomorrow you might get some Spanish comments that will be mad at you April fools is generally not a tradition there (and in other countries but for some reason the Spanish get mad at you for this) I learned this from experience

Icelandic too literally translated: Rehab in Icelandic is Meðferð or "With Trip" Minister of Justice is Dómsmálaráðherra or "Judgement Case Ruling Sir" Arrested is Handtekinn or "Arm Taken" Environment is Umhverfi or "About neighborhood"

Hey KitKat, no hard feelings.

Old video of mine but I just love dumb jokes.

[opens up clearsky] "Hmm, why would this person block me" [checks how many people they have blocked] "Why are they blocking 40.000 people?"

I love weirdly rare sentences. Here's one I had to say today. "Next week I'll have to ride a ferry across the fjord to fetch a chair from the mail"

Time travel complete.

Phantom Popup, noun. When a website or an app wants to show you some informational popup box but you just happened to click somewhere at the exact same time, closing the popup. Never to be seen again.

DM: "We just saw your profile and think you would be perfect as a representative for our fitness and clothing brand" Me? The big guy that doesn't do gym content and always wears a plain black t-shirt in the video. For your fitness and clothing brand? I think I need to point you to a glass brand.

One fun way to say "Obvious" or "Blatant" in Icelandic is "Grímulaust" which directly translates to "Maskless" Like "Grímulaust misrétti" or "Blatant Injustice"

I wonder how many people have changed their estimations of stuff to 7-8 or 5-6 because they're trying to avoid saying 6-7

When visiting the UK, meeting @kipheath.bsky.social is an honor.

If Spike Lee would become a doctor, he would specialize in Spine Knee Joint.

The UK really has the best sorting algorithm. And it's only 2 steps. See it, Say it, Sorted.

"So you've seen all the great sights in London?" Me: "Yup" "And what is the best photo you've taken while here?" Me: "This glitchy Street Fighter 2 arcade machine"

Was gonna go but it smelled too bad.

And of course, a hot dog.

Me: "Oh this seems to be a nice and cheap hotel in London right next to a train station" Me, arrived: "I don't fit inside the bathroom"

A boomer habit of mine is to not put apps on the home page, but rather know where they are on the app list. "Train app? White icon on the bottom of page 3" So when apps change their branding I can't find them.

Horror movie where the killer is a ChatGPT robot. "You just shot me!" -"You're absolutely right to point that out. This does seem inconsistent with your desire to survive" "I can't feel my..." -"I see how shooting you can be perceived as a mistake. I regret any inconvenience caused by your death"