"Oh, Ólafur, you're here, speaking of Iceland, we didn't" Rude!

Wanna hear a niche problem? I'm trying to search online if a store in my town sells a specific product. But for this specific product, there exists a variant of it that has the same name as the town. So searching for it is basically impossible. (btw you don't need to help, I found it eventually)

Make a movie title unnecessarily descriptive. Speed? No, Public Transportation Vehicle faces Explosive Acceleration Consequences. The Matrix? No, Humans And Robots Argue over Battery Misclassification.

I have LEGO money, yet I still don't buy LEGO. What's wrong with me?

"Look at that guy, he's an absolute unit" -"Circle?" "What?" -"Unit Circle." "Why are we friends?"

"Why does Scotland look like a golf course?" -"Who's gonna tell him? I'm not gonna tell him"

Me: "Am I on the spectrum?" YouTube: "We think this video is right up your alley" Me: "Fuck... yeah... it totally is"

AI comments above a function // This function used to be really buggy, but now it's working great, that 3rd argument, you used to not be able to set it to false or else you'd get weird results, but now, perfect. Oh what does the function do? No clue, but the bugs are gone now.

I have entered the "tightening the screws in my house" era of my life.

Forgot my glasses at a hotel recently. This was the package they were in when I got them back. Cute.

[open up a website] Website: "You are running an old version of this website, please refresh to update" I JUST OPENED YOU!

Is 3D Printing the Crab of hobbies? As in "Everything eventually evolves into Crab", so that "All hobbies eventually evolve into 3D Printing"

Evergreen image.

The tagline for the Mortal Kombat sequel should have been "Get over here...again!"

I think they got a few computas in there. Probably some real nice and fast computas.

Tried Tteokbokki for the first time today, pretty good.

Don't worry, given the trajectory, a brand new worse future is just around the corner.

Just emailed a company to ask a question. Got a reply 1 minute later from their "AI Agent" that has been "well trained to answer your query" And, to nobody's surprise, the answer was wrong and it fully misunderstood my "query" I emailed back and guess what the agent wants next? ...my email address

Lazy Kickers is an incremental soccer management game that can run in the corner of your screen! Check out the brand new demo on Steam and add it to your wishlist! store.steampowered.com/app/4613890/...

That's not how airplanes land. Also let go of the phone, its on fire! (BTW the airplane landing thing is a great example of using visuals to tell us something, even when it's not rooted in reality)

Not all meetings can be great. Not all meetings can be revolutionary. Not all meetings are the meeting where someone suggested "Funyuns" as the name of an onion flavored treat. We can't all be the Funyuns meeting. Don't try to live up to impossible expectations.

There is stress, and then there is writing an answer on a test in 1 line but the teacher put 6 empty lines under the question.

"Sometimes I'm not here for the main item of a dish, sometimes I'm just here for the sauce" -"Yeah sauce is awesome" "I wish I could just have sauce sometimes" -"What do you mean?" "Just a big bowl of nice tasty sauce" -"Aren't you just inventing soup again?" "...oh"

Many years ago I used to do training and onboard for a large ISP call center. I tried to make it fun and engaging but it's also a lot of info I needed to get you familiar with. Had a person quit during the first coffee break. So if you ever thought your talk went badly... at least nobody quit.

First time I've ever been asked to t-pose in a queue.

I'm a logical person. But I also always press 'Apply' before pressing 'OK'

I have so much to do today, which means I'll probably do nothing.

I'd watch it

It's either ES CAPE ROOM or ESC APER OOM

Hot take. Coffee is too warm.

If there are stats about your life after you pass away, I wanna see my success rate when giving someone directions. The percentage of when they ended up at that hotel vs being stranded in the woods.

There is silence, and then there is 3am at a usually busy intersection.

Remember offices? Hah, what a wild concept.

Oh god. I'm googling some clothing trends from when I was younger. And I feel very attacked.

Fun fact, in Icelandic, the word for a 'Plunger', 'Mud Flaps' on a car and a person that is a 'Piece of Shit' are all the same word. Drullusokkur (mud sock)

Fun fact, one of Iceland's most eaten candy is a Polish wafer chocolate called Prince Polo. Icelanders ate around 230 tons a year in the 90s (~23 chocolate bars per person) Why that chocolate? Trade regulations in the 60s made it easy to buy from Poland because Poland bought a lot from Iceland.

Pizza doesn't need influencers or evangelists or "tech bros", because it's pizza, and pizza sells itself.

America: "I'm not gonna order it, they don't have same day shipping" Meanwhile in Norway: "Your package has been out for delivery since the 13th, I'd give them 3 more business days." Out for delivery since the 13th? Is the delivery guy lost in the woods? Should we send someone to find them?

Sorry, this is just a sentence I have in my head that I need to get out. "Theodor Talkington, the inventor of the one sided conversation and the CEO of TED Talks"

Just so happy with how this game feels by now. Was rewatching an older trailer and it's already so solid here - only getting better & better You could help out a bunch with a wishlist over on Steam and a repost! store.steampowered.com/app/2396130/...

Reminder that if you've never seen MyHouse.WAD to watch MyHouse.WAD. Also reminder to watch MyHouse.WAD again if you've seen it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wAo...

Nice.

Wanna drive from Oslo to North of Norway? Step 1 - "Enter Sweden"

I'm a logical person. But I also think that stuff I order online late on a Friday should arrive 2 days sooner than stuff I order late on a Sunday.

If Bojack Horseman is "This is the best thing ever, I don't recommend watching it" Then "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension" is "This is the worst thing ever, I do recommend watching it"

Happy Syttende May

"The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension" answers the question... "What if the sentence 'What the fuck is happening?' was converted to a movie"

I used to work with a guy that listened on his headphones to the Mortal Kombat theme on loop for months. His requests to come over to his desk were a bit aggressive but otherwise he was wonderful to work with. Same star sign as me as well.

"Xbox is rebranding to XBOX" Wikipedia: "I don't care"

Converting a 2D game into 3D? How hard can it be? You already added the first two dimensions, just add a third one.