[time travel noises]
"Where am I? What year is it?"
-"It's 2026, why?"
"I must have moved through time, I'm from the 1530s."
-"What did you do?"
"Inquisitor for the Church, I hunted witches and spell casters, do you have those now?"
-"No, but..."
[takes him to a Dubstep Concert to blow his mind]
16 days ago