Why hasn't there been a Mortal Kombat movie trailer that goes "Get Over Here! ... to our theater to watch the new Mortal Kombat movie"

Someone should make a TV station that is just playing music videos from YouTube on loop. Some sort of Music TV.

Hi, I love ya'll but please stop sending me this image. Crow cleaning thing was an experiment done for 1 week in 1 neighborhood in 2022 and the company behind it went bankrupt in 2025. This image is also AI generated (that red house isn't in that location)

Most read news in some Nordic countries today. Norway: "Royal family" Denmark: "Parliament election" Iceland: "THEY CHANGED THE BUTTER AT THE HOSPITAL CAFETERIA"

Drain unclogging videos is ASMR for dads.

why create art when "toad sings chandelier" exists? www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDwV...

If radio was invented today they would make it so you would need an account to listen.

Me: "Oh people keep posting these camera rolls for the month, as a way to get insight into their lives, maybe I should do that..." [checks my photos for the past month] One cat photo, one photo of a bluetooth usb thingy, one photo of silicone being replaced in a bathroom. Me: "Maybe next month"

"For more information pledge to our Kickstarter so you can join our members only Discord"

"Life should be about doing good things" is a life lesson zero bluetooth device programmers took to heart.

If Johannes Klæbo was a country then he would be in 30th place for total medals won at the Winter Olympics. Not just this year, all time medal count.

"What is a person if not memories" - Spencer Agnew

I'm older than Dr Cox (John C. McGinley) was in Scrubs Season 1.

It's lunchtime so apparently I'm not allowed to watch videos.

Why do I sneeze like the Halo shield recharge sound?

I often have just random movies playing in the background. This time it's Under Siege. It's been an hour and Segal has been in like 4 scenes and done maybe 2 things. So far it's just been Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey haming up the scenes.

Work and Winning are the same word in Icelandic. Vinna. So if you say "Ég er að vinna" you'll need context to know if they are saying "I am working" or "I am winning"

I love how sassy TikTok comment section can be. My favorite is seeing these kind of comments under engagement bait videos. "Are we twins? Because I also hate context and telling people what a video is about."

Never meet your heroes? I met my dad a long time ago.

If there is a heaven, it WILL include crispy hash browns.

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Getting recommended TV shows. US Shows: "It's excellent, but skip season 1 and you kinda have to slog through 80 episodes before the good stuff. But it's great." UK Shows "It's excellent. It redefined the genre it's in, but note it's kinda short" -"How short?" "5 episodes released over 35 years."

How using some social media platforms is like these days. "Ahh, I have a fun comment I could add to this post" "But wait, is there a way where the AI moderation system might misinterpret what I'm saying and ban me? Nah, no way" [banned for harassment]

I have never been.

Nordics mentioned in the news youtube.com/shorts/jKsSD...

I wonder how many people have been mislead by social media screenshots, thinking that they are recent because social media platforms use relative time next to posts. Posted 3 hours ago? Nope, it was from 2016.

"George R. R. Martin Is 'Not in the Mood' to Finish 'The Winds of Winter'" Same.

Heated Rivalry, but... Bobsleigh: Seated Rivalry Curling: Cheated Rivalry Norway: Undefeated Rivalry

Did a guy just ask Obama in an interview "Are aliens real?" and Obama says "Yes" and the guy HAD ZERO FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS? ZERO! www.youtube.com/shorts/8dvpZ...

If you're reading this, then you are my valentine. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

I'm convinced there are only two types of spice mixes you can buy in grocery stores. Very basic stuff: "Lemon Pepper, Italian, BBQ" Absolutely bonkers: "Divorced Dave's Extreme Taco Explosion, Midlife Crisis Mango Meltdown, Nuclear Scorpion Supernova Comet Crunch"

Nordic Optimist and Pessimist youtube.com/shorts/kbRDC...

I should have done 4 things tonight. But that's too many things. So I did no things. Night night.

What exciting things are you doing on a Friday night Óli? Great question, unclogging the dishwasher drain while listening to a Dark Souls YouTube video.

Fun sentence of the day that I saw. "the difference between a billion and a million is roughly a billion"

[time travel noises] "Where am I? What year is it?" -"It's 2026, why?" "I must have moved through time, I'm from the 1530s." -"What did you do?" "Inquisitor for the Church, I hunted witches and spell casters, do you have those now?" -"No, but..." [takes him to a Dubstep Concert to blow his mind]

For songs that don't have an ending but rather fade out while the band still plays on. Do you think they're still playing to this day?

Seems people very clearly don't agree with Discord on this new age verification thing. Looks like Discord finally is living up to one of it's dictionary definitions.

How storytelling sometimes happens: 2015: "Hah look at that left shark in that super bowl dance, so out of sync" 2266: "Kids, study well, you don't want to be a left shark" 4672: "There was a superstition in the past that whenever you encountered a shark, never have it on your left side"

My steam account can buy beer in the USA.

Advance-fee scams are getting lazy.

Random S Tier things. A warm bed. Finding money you didn't know you had. The LMNOP part in the ABC song. Canceled plans when you didn't wanna go. Finding that perfect reaction GIF.

Being an adult is 10% vibes and 90% making your bank auto pay your recurring bills.

Google trends graph of people searching "was that wedding real" after the superbowl halftime show.

There are 3 types of GitHub issues. 1. Created yesterday - 1 comment by a built bot - Fixed 2. Created in 2022 - Copy paste of 300 unrelated log lines - Will never be closed 3. Created in 2014 - 258 comments - Still Open - Last comment 2 days ago: "And that's why I'm forking this awful project!"

UX is my passion... (just to be clear, no, field is fully disabled and I can't type anywhere and I can't submit)

Let's play every video game ever - Today 8 and 9 - Dig Dug and Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 www.twitch.tv/olafurw

You can't use a Thermometer to measure Fahrenheit. You need a Thermomile.

I love watching the Olympics, where so many countries come together in unison to celebrate human athletic achievements. The pure unified human spirit. We are one.

Anytime I see someone put me in a "Close friends only" share.