nothing like the Grammys to make me feel like a space alien from an entirely different galaxy

I wonder what the fashion industry would be like without patriarchy

I swear every third recipe on Apple News is called Marry Me Something, Marry Me This, Marry Me That, there just can’t possibly be this many recipes worthy of betrothal

we were short of the tokens needed to play #lorwyneclipsed at the #mtg draft night last night so I printed some tonight as long as I was printing them myself I figured I might as well have fun with it 1/2

my dog’s needs are simple * pet me forever * both hands, please * eyes on me, no distractions

we were short of the tokens needed to play #lorwyneclipsed at the #mtg draft night last night so I printed some tonight as long as I was printing them myself I figured I might as well have fun with it 1/2

[US politics] > “There is no clear way for the Court to determine at what point Defendants’ alleged unlawful actions…becomes (sic) so problematic that they amount to unconstitutional coercion and an infringement on Minnesota’s state sovereignty,” she wrote, later adding that there is “no […]

yoooo Static Shock is back in DC Comics

in other news, I just got back from my first Magic: The Gathering event since 1996 / my kid's first ever we did draft night at Evanston Games & Cafe I am pleased to report everyone was super chill and nice

blog must have gotten linked somewhere again

every song in 3/4 time is a drinking song

Discord Engineer A: How do we make threads even more annoying than they are in Slack? Discord Engineer B: Let's make them live forever in the sidebar until you manually delete them!

Henry Cavill quit being The Witcher so he could go remake Highlander? pic unrelated

ew, if you upgrade to the latest version of Keynote/Numbers/Pages they come built-in ads for Apple's new "creative suite"

soulslike more like soulsdislike amirite

[in which I lose interest in a game in real time] > it's not about numbers fighting numbers anymore but I like numbers fighting numbers > it's about skill oh

might be interested in Nothing's products except I can't get past what a stupid fucking name "Nothing" is for a company

dang they don't do mana burn in MTG anymore?

when The Network sings _reto, artifical life, a new computer and a brand new wife_ does anyone else think of Karen Plankton?

I am so fucking sick of this miserable fucking cold

what if you cut together parts of bar fights from a bunch of different movies to make like one 2 hour bar fight

calling for Megatron's Three Questions on the Mozilla CEO. who hired him? who can fire him? how do we convince them to do so?

need a fuck, take a fuck, have a fuck, leave a fuck

@jepyang accidentally unfollowed aimlessly clicking, sorry

mail never made it here today, got the email with pictures of mail I was supposed to get but not the actual mail

apparently there were a LOT of people with unresolved Winnie the Pooh trauma just waiting for that poor bastard to hit the public domain

2 dozen eggs in a GoPuff bag at our front door this morning we didn't order any eggs we've never used GoPuff I didn't even know GoPuff served this area

[vegan food] feels incorrect to me to consider yeast vegan honestly feel like mushrooms are kinda borderline

[US journalism] me: maybe I should subscribe to The Atlantic The Atlantic: invasion of Venezuela good, international law bad me: ok never mind buddy

tuned into the end of The Phantom Menace. sitting in silence judging how terrible the computer graphics look. kid: “this looks SO BAD”

they really oughta do an Apple TV build of Blippo+

my pettiest law as dictator would be to make it illegal to outbid me on eBay

alternate side parking today, #skokie remember, this is what keeps us from having to live under the barbarism of the dibs system

once again time to play "why does this model which you have printed literally hundreds of perfect copies of no longer print correctly?" one of my least favorite games to be sure

finished Blippo+ when do we get Blippo++

I miss living in a cultural context where people were uncomfortable throwing around the word "homeland"

HBO exec A: we put too many dicks and titties in the last Game of Thrones spinoff, we've got nowhere to go for this one HBO exec B: how bout a dude straight up takin a shit?

may you have the life that you want for all bipoc, queer people, women, disabled people, and immigrants.

slow rolling my way through the last couple data packets of Blippo+ because I don’t want it to end

✋ home cooking 👉 sideeating

oh shit, tt-rss has a new maintainer and the development has moved to GitHub

Looking for a rainy day activity? Why not project the vertices of the polyhedron from Dürer's Melencolia I onto the magic square from said engraving

some sign I saw in Edgewater 16 years ago

today's freebie on Epic Games Store is _Rustler_ and I want you to understand that this is proof that Tim Sweeney personally hates your guts ad wishes you ill, like literally the worst game I've ever played, the unpatched version of ET on the Atari 2600 is more fun

it's too bad they destroyed the axolotl tanks where we used to grow good game show hosts

why does Judas get a badass last name like Iscariot when all the other apostles are mononyms

it's really fucking annoying when someone shares a link to fucking BlueSky and it's like "oh you have to be logged in to see this" especially because you actually don't, you can just go to another website and see it all you want

macOS doing that super cool thing again where it limits the volume of my built-in speakers to nigh-inaudible levels for no perceivable reason (no the machine is not hot)

ok rougelike fiends, is this a screenshot of an actual game or is it a hilarious joke? linked post: a GIF of what appears to be a screenshot of a roguelike game. a player character in a horned helmet wielding an axe (named Homer Slugmire: Level 612) is surrounded in some sort of castle […]

spending more on a trip to Krogerano's than I ever did at the club