https://kotaku.com/mrbeast-opening-beast-land-theme-park-saudi-arabia-november-riyadh-season-2000641815 wow

fuckfuckfuck

while you were talking to girls i meticulously studied the art of self sabotage

am i wrong for wanting this

my sleepy ass not realizing this was really badly edited porn

i keep forgetting it's october.

[what, nsfw] clapping when he nuts in me

implosion is cool

explodes

she Announce on my Note

just beat it

big piss propaganda

i dont post i Create(Note)

local puppygirl realizes she has bones inside of her more at 11

how did people decide that "piping hot" is like, hot enough to scald you, and not a nonsense measurement like "how long is a pierce of string?"

garry's mander

gamer dogs be like #shitpost

related

im so silly im silly

this line might be the bane of my existence actually

[somewhat cursed] @puppygirlhornypost2 setting 'background window transparency' in KDE to non-zero is very dangerous, especially combined with shitpost generator websites and the fediverse

having to explain to financial aid "not to get political or anything but if pell doesn't dispurse i am not going to be able to pay the outstanding balance of above $5k. presumably if it does then the balance will be paid off before the end of the term"

hug me

@puppygirlhornypost2 they're so close to getting the joke in the second tumblr reply if only the reddit poster knew what a joke was

[ph-] why do my balls ache wtf

reddit is so funny you'll look in the explain this joke to me subreddit and it's shit like this

lets see whats in programmingcirclejerk today https://github.com/Fody/Home/blob/master/pages/licensing-patron-faq.md > When raising an issue or a pull request, the GitHub Id may be checked to ensure they are a patron, and that issue/PR may be closed without further examination. hm

use chown to own the /lib

it's even worse when they just upload the image no commentary

is my (f22) robot (32e) malfunctioning when i put my yubikey in its front port i hear this sucking noise and it doesn't seem to unlock anything in fact sometimes it seems to eject and insert it slightly in a constant cadence. i tried calling the manufacturer but they claim to have never even […]

my steam account is about to turn 12 ​:blobcatgooglynotlikethis:​

[affection towards reader] licks you

pubpy wants treats

[nsfw] cant believe i had to tell king where his own circumcision scar is

[art nudity] This is like if someone found out about furry pornography from an indistinctly overheard conversation on the bus and decided to give it a go

when you see a white charger that looks like an oval and has two POGO pins on it in oomf's background

_​:skype_dog:​_

tbh expecting anyone who works in cybersecurity to feel bad about Cheney lol. I mean Michael Hayden, the whole patriot act there's so much you can get into

it's even worse when they just upload the image no commentary

one time instead of buying harddrive caddies for my hp server i just folded cheez itz wrappers until they weren't visibly sagging

going to break into my toybox that i have been ignoring.

augh

what happened to nicole i don't remember seeing the fediverse chick lately

[gross] found this image and it compliments the post beautifully #shitpost

[tobacco] actually fuck cigarettes lol

she was a mouse and she was an elephant

i should be allowed to only wear a shirt with no pants or underwear

i'd write a post about lack of moderation tooling but I've been doing that for literal years with only a handful of improvements being made on the software that I'm part of the leadership on

do i have any nuclear engineer oomfs