wife approval: 📈📈📈

me RE: https://jorts.horse/users/blursedtexts/statuses/115828565722522184

i have rizz

as a kid i used to wonder where they bought the black and white sand in ash trays

see the blackmail of "i will send ur family ur private parts if u don't pay me" doesn't work I'll gladly post hole on FB just so i don't have to deal with the annoying aunt and cousins during the holidays. even better if you do it for me for free.

kinda funny to me when i know people by both their public and private personas

[child abuse, xAI, shitpost] we really do live in the strangest timeline #shitpost

the appendix is just like our own personal self destruct button isn't it

[child abuse, xAI, shitpost] we really do live in the strangest timeline #shitpost

bring back gen z rot https://youtu.be/fbrW2Tkm81A

good morning fedi how is everyone

Happy New Years!! 🥳 #shitpost

My new chair should be coming soon and I hope it doesn't arrive in the middle of the stream because I really, really, really would love to be able to use it today~ <3

[lewd, horny shitpost] what the fuck why do i feel so called out by this

i am reminded of why i used my job as a k12 sysadmin to escape my home life and my god i really do miss having an office away from everyone and everything where i can concentrate and work at my own pace

i hate having an imminent blocking task that requires my full attention but im entirely unaware of when it is going to happen so i idle for 2 hours waiting for said imminent blocking task. i also hate how i convey this to said people giving the imminent blocking task and they're like "so why […]

i think something about programming we don't often talk about is experience. we say things like "10 years of experience" but what does that actually mean? you hear about people who list their open source projects on their resume and who try to show off. sure, that's one part of experience. what […]

Happy New Years!! 🥳 #shitpost

you thought my post the other month was bad? how about this one ​:neodog_evil_3c:​ #shitpost

toe sucking evil 😭 #shitpost

this is not a drill ​:alert:​ they made ffmpreg real https://github.com/yazaldefilimone/ffmpreg

[what, nsfw, dumb] installing rgb pubes on my robotgirl

where's carrie i need to bully her

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Event Where This Regularly Happens

wew

anyone have a link to that vague subpost from earlier about how blame culture is strong and how it's really important not to point the blame on people's deaths because that will cause more? I need it for something.

fucks sake ok let me just go ask the worlds most awkward question ever

hm.

how the hell am i going to find that post again...

cmon instance it's only 60,000,000+ notes to search through can't you give me the results instantly

ok ngl there's a post that really got to me earlier and i just now figured out why

ok decided to approve about a month's pileup of new users. oops. sorry. anyway welcome

let's do the ultimate test (can my desktop run counterstrike 2 with an hour long youtube video in firefox without crashing)

genuine question: why are games stripping 21:9 support? I have been finding games that used to work for my ultrawide monitor have been increasingly hard to come by. A lot of the time even when using either Proton OR Steam Compatibility (Sniper) I can't get my 21:9 resolutions. Fucking […]

yeah so it turns out that like yeah the 140w cap on how much this fucking card can draw kinda cucks the chip inside i get worse performance but at least my desktop doesn't fucking crash

i fucking hate computers that's what i've figured out today

good news is i havent hit max vram bad news is that well i mean wouldnt you know the chip is cucked it's in a 1 slot blower configuration with base clock. can't even run snowrunner at full graphics at a solid 60fps

mmm

this close to installing gentoo so i can control the USE flags of all this stupid software

fedora please i don't care about netbird being skipped

my desktop genuinely feels more usable ​:blobcatgooglynotlikethis:​ i haven't even started steam games yet im downloading over 2gb of updates for fedora so i can have latest kernel + drivers

so glad i bought this card for $500 a couple years ago because my god they're worth >$1k used now and the next step up an A5000 is like >$3k

if switching to an A4000 was enough to fix my cucked desktop im gonna be so mad lol

we're doing better. i mean it seems a lot more responsive than it iis usually

lol i have a single firefox tab open and we're already at 790mib of vram used by gnome-shell & 268mib used by firefox

hm. i think im gonna swap my rtx 3070ti with my a4000 and see if my desktop becomes usable with 16gb of vram

this is not a drill ​:alert:​ they made ffmpreg real https://github.com/yazaldefilimone/ffmpreg

so on new years who gives the earth its 2,026 birthday spankings

toe sucking evil 😭 #shitpost

being transfem is so cool i can do donuts & a hot wheels car/finger skateboard