[AI] I just realized that even if you somehow think AI is amazing and the wave of the future, selling an LLM/image generator/etc. product is still fundamentally a bad business model in terms of advertising. Like, if someone generates something horrible (whether quality or content) then everyone […]

If you become a furry on the internet you become a furry in real life

[Work, positive] My supervisor is encouraging me to apply for a position in our unit that just opened up. It would increase my salary by $15k if I got it. I don't think it's particularly likely, but we'll see how it goes.

I enjoy watching short track speed skating. The combination of high-speed racing, boots with knives on the bottom, amd frequent collisions makes for exciting viewing.

lapras is an A tier pokemon design

I've never met a 10-foot Pole myself, but I hear that they're famous for not touching things. #foliagehumor

I mean, seriously, fuck ice, right?

[What's the difference between a vehicle that takes people to the hospital and a spear made from the fastest growing grass on earth?] One's an ambulance, and the other's a bamboo lance. #foliagehumor

Awoo-Men-Knotty

The only ICE I like comes from Rita’s.

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever caught a bug that none of the other testers noticed during QA?

Queer People with Paws and Claws (1895c) by cartoonist Palmer Cox

Obligatory:

Apparently there's a Turkish short track speed skater named Furkan Akar, whose first name is pronounced the same as "fur con".

When cybernetics become real, the phrase "hacking up a lung" is going to have a different meaning.

Sex workers are in the pubic sector send toot

Sweet dreams are made of bees Who am I to disagree? I've traveled the world and the seven seas Everybody's looking for honey

Getting excited for Fur Squared 2026, will any of you creatures on fedi be there? #fursquared #fursquared2026 #furry #furrycon

"this new product from microsoft surprisingly doesn't suck!" did they start making vacuum cleaners

[Parody of AI "features"] Grant our app access to your phone's contacts so we can hallucinate new people to make you feel like you have meaningful relationships with! Fine print disclaimer: only works for middle-aged cishet white men

@BuddyGoodboyEsq @Exindiv (I'd @ boozy too, but he's already seen this) #law https://youtube.com/shorts/TRW9-dNX91I

You and me both, lady.

[Lyrics, arguably USpol] "But the day will come When it falls like a cheap house of plastic, And the cards that were dealt Will be tossed like a storm in the sky, Cause you can only lie for so long Before you get something drastic, And the kids are lined up on the wall, And they're ready to die […]

I was asked to judge a law school’s mock trial competition and accidentally volunteered to judge EVERY SESSION. This is what happened when I informed a friend:

Get’em to 3k by midnight and I will record myself doing Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 in UwU speak.

[US politics, international politics] So how much more does he have to do before other countries declare war against us?

Worldbuilding idea: vampire who lives in a castle, but only because he hides his identity by working as a servant. #worldbuilding

Someone could legally write one where Nancy and the Hardy Boys investigate the murder of Betty Boop on Mickey Mouse’s steamboat and find out Blondie hired Winnie the Pooh to do it because Betty found out she was having an affair with Popeye.

Happy nude deer to those who celebrate!

Who up peeling they bells

YOUR CLAM YEAR IN REVIEW - There are over ten thousand known species of clams and tens of thousands more undescribed. Please do your part and find a few species next year. - Cultured bivalves alone help remove over 49,000 tons of nitrogen from our waterways every year, along with other […]

Legal paper implies the existence of illegal paper. @BoozyBadger , @BuddyGoodboyEsq , @Exindiv what do you have to say about this information?

Easter Island implies the existence of Eastest Island send toot #foliagehumor

Easter Island implies the existence of Eastest Island send toot #foliagehumor

“Could you wind up my tail?” “You haven’t even bought me dinner yet!” “Oh you. It’s got clockwork waggle physics.” “Are…are you a person in a fur suit?” “Are we not, in some way, all people in suits of fur?” “I mean, are you a real fox?” “Born foxy. Lost my tail in a swinging door. Been […]

“That guy in the corner, is he always here?” “Yep!” “Doesn’t he have a home to go to? A Job? Should I bounce him?” “Don’t you dare!” “He hasn’t bought a drink all night, but” “He tells stories; others buy drinks. Been like that for six hundred years.” “Impossible.” “Shows what you know […]

(knit knit purl, knit knit purl) We will, we will sock you (purl, knit knit purl) (Don't have the inspiration to do the whole song right now, feel free to chime in with suggestions) #foliagehumor #knitting

if NINTENDO hates PIRACY SO MUCH..... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??!?!?!?!??!?!!!!!?

it chrimmis :anthropyblepvca: (original source: user "Bekkie" on Tumblr, december 2014, but it has been removed since)

Look all I’m saying is if there’s like a month of sexy Anthro reindeer art for December we could have a week or two of Flirtatious Anthro Irish Setters for March.

Overheard at family Christmas from an elderly relative about their grandson: “I don’t care he’s dating a guy. I care that he’s dating an ASSHOLE.”

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winrar.rar moment

We wish you a merry isthmus, We wish you a merry isthmus, We wish you a merry isthmus And a happy peninsula! #foliagehumor

I love this song. https://youtu.be/kSQ8tZ35t4U