Apparently the hell episode of Invincible genuinely upset people. ... not because it's pretty boring, but like satanic panic stuff. Guess I'll never outlive that stuff, huh.

#shitpost #icecream

Battery-lickin'-good

#pokemon Champions is out?? Oh, it's...f2p. Still worth looking at?

My beautiful 8 lbs cat somehow taking up over half of a couch designed to seat 3 people.

Steven Universe Steven Galaxy Steven 64 Steven Land

Why do the characters is #tojimawantstobeakamenrider have better motivations than 95% of anime characters? Incredible shitpost, can't recommend it enough 10/10 #anime #kamenrider

Magical Girl: *Starts Henshin* Me, the villain: *simply leaves the area during the 5 minute transformation sequence*

Zelda Wants To Be A Kamen Raider

Money is uh, complicated, so don't forget, patron support matters a lot to me! https://patreon.com/thezeldazone

I also started #stardetectiveprecure. I think this may be aimed too young for me. 💧 I did want to watch some of the "classic" magical girl stuff. Apparently this is the 23rd!!! Precure series. #anime

Finished #attackontitan, pretty good but definitely goes all over the place. I enjoyed the first two seasons more. Interesting lore though a bit overly bleak for me. Levi best girl, Potato girl a close second.

I really kin with this frame of Screaming Child from Kaya Chan isn't scary. I too scream and am a child.

Not really sure what I want to do, medium or even short term. Just taking care of myself for the moment.

#caturday #cats #cat #catsofmastodon

Extraction (From Profitability) Shooter

#invincible: *Literally anything happens* Mark:

Guy who thinks the earth is round, but the moon is flat

Inside of you there are two Microsoft Outlooks. One Microsoft Outlook is not working. The other Microsoft Outlook is not working. #shitpost

Using AI to do the work of 5 people who got fired due to AI after HR's AI accepted my AI resume. Productivity is presumably up, though nobody on staff knows how to measure that anymore.

Goodnight from an incredibly beautiful planet.

I just can't believe there's still war after we changed the gun emoji to a water gun

*Blocks ur path* ID? #cats #catsofmastodon #sootandshine #cat #torbie #tortie

Nobody else had the balls to waste their entire sunday strip for this. Like a dozen times. You could always tell from the first panel it was about to go down too. #comics #pearlsbeforeswine #funnypages

ref sheet for leo ✨🦌 #furry #furryart

#nowwatching #littlemissvampirecantsuckright Now this is how you name a show. Just starting E1. #anime

Is there any #Fate game or media I can partake in that is only the Riyo art? Paul Bunyan/Super Bunyan is my favorite Fate character btw. Unrelated, surely. Look at her go. ...You know, there is no way I could extract myself from her position without […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

[politics, epstein, SA] Melania Trump: "My "I didn't rape a ton of kids at Epstein Island" T-Shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by the T-shirt" #politics #shitpost #ugh

Every #anime character with the 'cute fang' should get to bite one (1) character per season with it. The fang must be respected. The fangless must know fear and awe.

Chel: *Exists* GLaDOS: "You adopted-ass bitch."

Big year for Alcoholic Women in #anime. Good for them.

My favorite thing about #aceattorney is that every single character is the stupidest person in the world. Every. Last. One.

I would describe the parking situation as "Gigeresque".

I'm self-employed. Nobody can stop me from putting "Final Boss" on my business cards.

new favorite plant https://www.mariowiki.com/Glad_P._Plant

Us, if we were committing terrorism against the state,

No dog collar emoji, smh

(Anime Seinfeld) George: "She's Tsun?!" Jerry: "She's Tsun." George: "AND she's Dere?" Jerry: "She's Tsun AND Dere!" Raises hands. "She's Tsun-dere!" Kramer slides onto the set, clapping loudly: "POWWW!" #shitpost

Love when an #anime needs to show that someone is Russian, so in addition to being named "Borisov Khechkovich" they wear a full white fur coat and hat in the middle of Japan, indoors at all times. See: The entire Russian team in #azurlane, plus these lil idiots from #genshin https://amzn.to/4t5iGQn

Watching #mynewbossisgoofy, very cute so far. And it seems to satisfy my "anime with no children main characters" ask from yesterday. Guy has PTSD from an abusive boss and gets a silly dork as a new boss. #nowwatching #anime #tv

I cast 30-50 Feral Pigs ✨

[NSFW/horny] Balls are so nice to touch. Why do we have to be so weird about sex stuff? Why can't we just play Mario KArt and touch balls tbh. Like a normal Thursday activity.

Idle Games are neat, but I can no longer bear ones meant to be played for more than a week at max, or that require more than a few "prestiges".

*Blocks ur path* ID? #cats #catsofmastodon #sootandshine #cat #torbie #tortie

So where I am currently at, Amazon says my insurance will not allow me to buy HRT that is not covered by insurance. But they also will not cover it. So I cannot buy it, even with my own money. Just waiting on my doctor hoping there is something else they can do. I was always antsy about […]

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Torn between craving social function vs never wanting to meet another human being ever again. The great mystery of the internet, or perhaps humanity as a whole.

Just not sure about streaming lately. Still waiting on my VTuber rigging, focusing on self-improvement first. Already stumbled a few times but, that'll happen. Improvement is never a straight line.

If incest in fiction was illegal Game Freak would never have never made Quinty & we would have never gotten Pokemon.

More games need to actively insult the player. #zakonoahiru #gaming