I got a sweet deal on a 32-address subnet.

hi pearl 😻 #catsofmastodon #caturday

:neofox_drake_dislike: the right to bear arms :neofox_drake_like: the right to beer and ARMs

sometimes it be like that

browsing the internet in 2026

POV: BLÅHAJ is out of stock

WINDOWS NOTEPAD APP REMOTE CODE EXECUTION VULNERABILITY

If you're thinking of getting into analog photography, be aware: there are lots of negatives.

CUT MY SPLICE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST SLOW SORT

Tour of #rust's Standard Library Traits https://github.com/pretzelhammer/rust-blog/blob/master/posts/tour-of-rusts-standard-library-traits.md

Applause the leaking wifi

If-statements are just a scam by compilers to sell us more branch instructions.

lets be honest, we're doing you a favor making your pc unbootable.

bug hunting on an old code base

Two minutes of zen. (An old video of a kinetic artwork that partner made during the pandemic lockdowns, found while installing the new phone.) #art #mastoart #woodworking

Access Control Lists

Traceback (most recent call last): `import pandas` ModuleIsAngy: Module named 'pandas' is angy rn

“Peace is not the absence of chaos. It is the presence of tranquility and joy in the midst of chaos.” - Debasish Mridha

I tapped the spacebar but i’m still on earth..

**$** `ffmpeg -ac 1`

just one more USB port bro. i promise bro just one more port and we'll plug all the dongles bro. just one more port. please just one more bro. one more port and we can fit all the peripherals bro. bro c'mon just one more port. bro bro please just one more

#rust #dev #programming #shitpost #memes

Stay safe out there y'all

please just hear me out

We've been on like a 5+ year campaign to try and convince the boss types to let us install Linux on our laptops but, ironically, they tout "security" as the reason we can't. Meantime in the usability department...

Unix - BSD developers : this code should run and be maintained as long as computers exist. Linux - GNU dev : this code should run and be maintained as long as someone is willing to do the work Consultant: this code should run until the end of my contract. Enterprise grade B2B software : this […]

“A ship in port is safe. But that’s not what ships were built for.” - Grace Hopper

I see a little silhouetto of a WAN Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you run the Django?

net user guest /active:yes

You and me baby ain't nothin' but YAML So let's do it like they do it in Apache Camel. 🎶

Mmmyyoooopppp

@collectifission @i0null @Disruptivo

@i0null @Disruptivo

a solution to all your rf woes

it's not a proper outage until the status page is rendering without CSS (it's not a flawless 10/10 outage until the status page is in a DNS black hole) #cloudflare

Mostly posting here so I will have a place to link it to a friend...

#art, but make it #cats #catsofmastodon

You down with Auth-NZ? (Yeah it knows me) 🎵

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom