They call him MC Hammer because he's the "main character" of Hammer.

Sometimes I still think about getting a Furby from eBay. Maybe trick it out.

The Secret Lives of the Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saint Wives

What if all the Rapture predictions were right but nobody’s been picked yet?

I was looking for synonyms of "authoritarian" and apparently "bossyboots" is a real word?

I can't find any Tylenol in any of the places I keep it so I guess it got raptured and Jesus just wants autists to have headaches.

Hmm, Salt Lake City has legalized a village of tiny homes that is expanding. Maybe if Mormo-supremacy fascism lifts somewhat, and it's safe there again, maybe someday I can move to Utah! https://www.sltrib.com/news/2025/09/24/salt-lake-city-tiny-house/ Archive […]

There’s a guy on X with the same name of the alleged Dallas shooter, and he’s having a very bad day. Right-wing accounts are targeting him and using his content to purport to show the shooter was on the left.

Apropos of several previous boosts wrt to Christian authoritarians, I'd add that they're forever empty too, because their Jesus doesn't love them back either. #religioustrauma https://beige.party/@the_etrain/115259813696625462

Muted #aiart

Time Lords refer to their children as time lads.

We are at a very strange inflection point. They showed their hand with the Kirk canonization attempt, and they just don't have that many cards left.

Shock and awe is over, the regime grasping at straws, the regime figurehead is unraveling in real time. Even the legacy media is rapidly approaching the point where they are realizing they can't make this look like anything other than a clown show, no matter how hard they try. And they have TRIED.

more like the crapture amirite

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🗣WHY DON’T Y’ALL YOU #rapture YOURSELVES ALREADY?!?!?

Adventurer: Whew, that was hard. Now tell me the Mystical Secret. Oracle: You have faced the trial and been found wanting! Adventurer: Awesome! But I could have just told you I wanted it. Does that seem like something I'd lie about?

The rules for how to handle a rented Mormon handcart for a trek reenactment make a perfect metaphor. "Handcarts should not be overloaded. They are designed to hold the gear for only 11 people..." "No one may ride on the handcart when it is loaded." "Stay away from the wheels. Some clothing […]

I don't give a shit about pretty and formal business speak. Just give me the actual things you want me to know.

I dearly wish rather than people putting prompts in the slop generator to make far longer and pretty looking slop, they just sent the prompt itself. I would far rather someone just send me "write a memo that says all employees need to fill out their expense reports by Tuesday, remember there's […]

Your twice, and now continuing, weekly reminder that we're still in a Civil War

Would love to follow that Corporate Jesus parody account but I honestly don't want the AI in my A-eyes if you know what I'm saying.

whimsy golf

I appreciate that some venues, like the Stork Club in Oakland, are getting ahead of this trend by requiring all fliers be human made. "We don't care if it's a screenshot of the Notes app with the show info or a picture of a hand with band names written in […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

but nooooo, white people had to have their comfort and conflict avoidance, simply had to play nice with actual fascists

rfk: blahblah causes autism everyone: well, no, actually, 😖

i hate this discourse w/r/t rfk and autism because it engages directly with their points and gives them validation

The more you smack at the air, the more fruit flies will slip through your fingers.

But that's just a fact.... an ARTI fact!

👏🏻 "More than 400 celebrities are backing Jimmy Kimmel and speaking out against “government threats to our freedom of speech” in an open letter organized by the ACLU." https://www.cnn.com/2025/09/22/entertainment/kimmel-aniston-streep-hanks?cid=ios_app

[historical school shootings mention] It occurs to me, there's been orders of magnitude more response from BOTH PARTIES about the Kirk murder than the 287 school shootings in just the last 5 years. Also, there's already been more school shootings in just this first half of the 2020s then there […]

I have to take a written driver's test this afternoon, and the sample test was very long and made me tired till I started making mistakes. So I'm not planning to do anything else today. That's what we call pacing, mfers. #mecfs #chronicillness

Is the day half full? Or is the night half empty? #equinox #equidies

No particular reason

Remember early in Tim Burton and Johnny Depp's career when they did that deodorant commercial? 🎶Razor hands, razor hands 🎶if you're Sure!™

Is the #rapture a public holiday?

I have been asked to share my theory about Jesus and "the Pharisees." I have a very specific one. I'm doing so. But it's gonna take three posts to do it properly, and will involve a lot of comparing Gospel passages to Rabbinic texts. Part One dropped today: www.lifeisasacredtext.com/pharisees/

Patriot is cognate with patriarchy 🤔

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The Rapture only it's ICE going for to for taking white people who believe in The Rapture.

I have heard people getting denied for COVID vaccines because they don't have a health condition. Let this trans person teach y'all cis something: It is always ethical to lie to gatekeepers preventing you from getting the healthcare you need. Spin whatever narrative you need to in order to fit […]

There's a new documentary on Lilith Fair and I am so into this. Doesn't make up for that time I wanted to go and decided not to... But I'll take it.

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Any San Francisco kid under the age of 5 can get a free book mailed to them every month under a new partnership announced Friday by city officials and Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library. The first book that all children will receive in the mail, addressed to them, is The Little Engine That […]

X has restored the account of Gavin McInnes, founder of the Proud Boys.

I'm watching a poker thriller made by "Chicken Soup for the Soul Entertainment" and I don't know how this happened. Any of it.

Squee! I'm watching my client on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. She does a "therapy session" with one of the wives on S2E3. So weird seeing her in this context. And seeing the inside of her office. (I put therapy in quotes because I have no idea how they did this scene, if it was scripted or a […]

Scare the Rich

and there was also a fair amount of people saying you shouldn't promote yourself...which, like, social media is pretty useless to journalists nad writers if you can't share your work.