A buddy roadtrip movie called Three Mages and a Tank.

We might be on to something here~ ​:rain_trans_heart:​ ​:menhera_neko:​

Statisticool 👈😎

I just realized the saying, "If you can't stand the great get out of the kitchen" only applies to people who have a choice to not be in the kitchen. Was it a way to attack toxic masculinity nudging into women's spaces? Of challenging a man's toughness? Women HAD to be in the kitchen, and maybe […]

Amazing Digital Circus is very of the zeitgeist.

Amazing Digital Circus is very of the zeitgeist.

Artfight (#3) for AromaticDeath I'll try to keep alternating between pixels and experimental digipainting :> Attacc me characters pls :3 https://artfight.net/~ScruffyBrush #pixelart #artfight #mastoart #mastoartist

I was just watching a video of Slowdive playing When the Sun Hits on stage, and realized I first heard of shoegaze as a genre at the virtual DEFCON, summer of 2020, from a set that DJ Shadow played. It was an awakening. This music saw me through so much suffering. It was my reflection of pain […]

the god of fear and hunger acknowledges your suffering

[I'm just gonna say it.] Baby zucchinis look like dicks.

TIL about desiccant dehumidifiers, which work better in colder climates and emit warm air instead of cold. After research, planning to get an Ivation 13-pt unit for the RV. Hopefully that will finally end the condensation issues in the RV this coming winter. It's a little on the large side, but […]

Judge: This murder was clearly premeditated. Defendant: Of course! I always meditate after murder.

This is big. I thought the troubled teen industry was untouchable. There's still work to be done. https://ground.news/article/utah-revokes-license-for-boarding-school-where-paris-hilton-says-she-was-abused-as-a-teen

There's no ar but ass ar.

An Asian man with a somewhat high profile job in the DC metro area speaks eloquently about being surrounded by disguised white nationalists on the Metro over the holiday weekend. He’s not grand, just very human. https://www.advocate.com/news/people/roswell-encina-patriot-front-metro?1

Ain't wrong. The next decades will make this clear for everyone.

If you're wondering whether Mitch McConnell is conscious, you'd probably get more answers from his personal necromancer. #uspall

ACAB testing

restless legume syndrome

restless legume syndrome

Just another trump fail, just like his fair. No one wants to turn out to celebrate anything to do with him instead of America's anniversary...

RE: https://mastodon.world/@BrianJopek/116868475442784397 Credit to Mormon theology for fixing this loophole.

It only takes one to tangle.

[Why should you never trust what a cat tells you?] Because they're always just kitty.

Right: Wake up, sheeple! Woke Left: Hi. Right: Not like that!

A bakery in TX made these... they had to rebake several batches and they sold out. - Hive Bakery (hivebakerytx.com)

A lot of people acting like Trump is a uniquely American problem because of some integral flaw in the character of Americans. Folks sure aren't looking too close to their own right wings, which is how America got where it is now. There is a general rise in stupid awful fascism around the world […]

This is absolutely horrifying. The German government can make people, a journalist in this case, "unpersons" with no trial or even NOTIFICATION. And then they take your money, your right to leave or reenter the country, and your right to work. Not only that, but also the same rights for your […]

Animal sounds really stress meowt.

Lamps!💡 I got a commission for a batch of lamps a couple of years ago but they wanted very plain glaze, so not much room for expression. This is my first time making lamps and decorating them my way. They’re a special order for a collector in Texas. She sent […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

PSA.

Me, slowly sliding a crisp $5 bill across the counter. Bartender: Why is this covered in breadcrumbs??? Me, peering over the top of my sunglasses: Deep fried.

Our daily haiku prompts for 4-11 July I look forward to your takes every day. Feel free to use the suggestions as you like. North South 7/04 Roses Rage 7/05 Sand Plover 7/06 Parched Winter Grass 7/07 Morning Cloud Owl 7/08 Swim Freeze 7/09 Cut Grass Stormy Sea 7/10 Cool Off Cold Draft 7/11 […]

Dad, to his wife: Oh, this is rich, coming from you. Wife: *screams* Baby Richard: *screams for the first time*

Break the framing. Because it's not inequality if wealth. It's inequality of POWER. #abuseculture

Validating, crushing, and hopeful. On why oppressed peoples defend our oppressors, and maybe what to do about it. Includes baboon research by Robert Sabolsky. I heard of this a decade ago and I've been looking for it ever since. https://youtu.be/ApSH0fCIjTY #abuseculture

Youth Pastor: Everybody put your hands together for God! 🙏

The more you squeeze the dough, the more unbaked cookies will fall through your fingers.

He was a true innovator.

The wizard boils water for fermenting some lima beans.

My life has changed from what it was before Trump took office. Being in Massachusetts is protective, but not perfectly. And the biggest mindfuck is that other Americans don't seem to know it. My sky has fallen and they tappa-tap on their keyboards like "Why is Erin Reed making trans people panic?"

You might be tempted to get plastic surgery for a better booty. Butt, at what cost?

Validating, crushing, and hopeful. On why oppressed peoples defend our oppressors, and maybe what to do about it. Includes baboon research by Robert Sabolsky. I heard of this a decade ago and I've been looking for it ever since. https://youtu.be/ApSH0fCIjTY #abuseculture

Break the framing. Because it's not inequality if wealth. It's inequality of POWER. #abuseculture

Dad, to his wife: Oh, this is rich, coming from you. Wife: *screams* Baby Richard: *screams for the first time*

The secret pope is secretly a secret secret. 🤫

I used to work at the zoo and one time a gorilla died of old age. The problem was it was the only gorilla in the zoo because the zoo wasn't very profitable. The gorilla was by far the most popular attraction and they couldn't afford to go a single day without it being there. So the zoo owner […]

A (young, classically trained) YouTube music reactor on her first listen to Weezer described their sound as "deliberately sloppy." That's a great word for it. Alternative music as a whole, and in fact much of the 90s ethos, could be described as deliberately sloppy. And it was wonderful slop […]