GenZ Talking Smack About Alpha achievement unlocked!

Yeah I could get excited about this moon space thing. It just came out of nowhere is all. I'd like some warning next time.

There are six more things in heaven and earth ratio, than are dreamed of in one of your philosophies.

Consider that dot...

Watching early tech company history and how easily men got these amazing jobs back then when I was struggling to get acknowledged for anything and disqualifying myself from better positions. "He sailed through the interview. We thought he was great. Then it turned out he only spoke one word of […]

NASA released stunning images captured from lunar orbit during Artemis II mission, showing Earth setting behind the Moon and the Moon eclipsing the Sun #AureFreePress #News #press #headline #nasa #Breaking #BreakingNews More News at @Free_Press

PSA: If you share a YouTube video using the native share feature it now attaches your user ID (?si=xxxxxx) to the URL automatically. YT likely does this to growth-hack DMs. When someone clicks on the link, YT starts a DM thread between you two automatically. If you […] [Original post on mas.to]

RE: https://fosstodon.org/@AkaSci/116363994664624840 There's an incredible song by Mannheim Steamroller about the older earth picture, called Earthrise. Sit in a quiet place doing nothing else and listen with your imagination turned up.

Vice president of Iran: “Iran is…a civilization that has weathered the storms and delusions of ill-wishers for thousands of years does not tremble at the Stone Age rhetoric of Trump.”

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I was once a "prompt engineer." It meant my team had to meet a 5-9s SLA.

Even if it doesn't feel like your year...

Qwant (one of my alternative search engines) recently started getting REALLY slow just to load. Then I noticed the glowing "Flash Answer" button that loads first. Then I noticed the settings button, where you can turn off AI. Surprise! Qwant now loads quickly.

Holy shit. I haven't heard the full lyrics version of the M.A.S.H. theme since childhood and jfc this is dark. The title should be a clue: "Suicide is Painless" 😱

I first got online in 1992. This gives me quite the view of internet history. When I wonder why there are hardly any successful, popular, creative internet projects anymore, I always circle back around to how much less money there is at the lower tiers of the economy (anything below $1b). It's […]

🎶I don't think you trust in my 🎶Self-righteous unaliving🎶

Well, there hasn't been a good mastodon drama for a long time. I still find I have little patience for it anymore. I can't believe I used to follow every in and out of that shit, especially when it was on Twitter and so intense. That shit did shape me though. It helped me learn how to think.

It's indeed possible to beat bad things backed by big money

Anyway, time to stop making fun of Easter and get back to suffering in terrible guilt that Jesus suffered in terrible pain so that anyone who obeys the father won't have to suffer but everyone else is a terrible bad person who gets to suffer for eternity! Yippie! What a joyous, wonderful time of […]

An oldie: Jesus is coming! Quick, look busy.

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So... is this your first time being betrayed by Jesus?

Did you enjoy Lord of the Rings? Remember, Jesus also has an "Eye of Sauron" and is looking for you!

Happy birthday to both Joseph Smith and Jesus Christ!

Dead guy: Jesus! Why is the boat jolting like that?? Ferryman: Yeah, it does that. The river Styx.

[Sacrilege, Easter] Youth Pastor: You know who else got "boosted?" Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

New comic strip found: Shrimp And Grits by Andy Marlette for Sat, 04 Apr 2026 https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/shrimpandgrits/s-4055553 #comicstrip #shrimpandgrits

[body horror] 😀😮‍💨😓😰🤢🫪🤮😵💀👻

Here's some temporary street art on exhibition on the streets of Ōtautahi-Christchurch, NZ, this weekend. Artists unknown. AI-free. 😄 (My full-resolution photos are on Flickr, https://www.flickr.com/photos/mollivan_jon/55188437928/) #streetart #christchurch #nz #chalk #childrensart

Vessel with rodents! Vessel with rodents! Vessel with rodents!

Doing #caturday headshots for Linus' LinkedIn profile.

Close. Since Idaho has a three strike law, using the bathroom three times could result in a lifetime prison sentence. The exception for the three strike law is drunk driving which is socially acceptable in Idaho.

Street Art by Nme – A Collection (8 photos): https://streetartutopia.com/2021/08/30/street-art-by-nme/

My energy levels have been doing really well!! I had so much energy this week that by yesterday, I had to keep reminding myself that it was Thursday not Wednesday, but then it turned out to be Friday. That's because I only started getting tired yesterday, when normally on a good week I'm very […]

New comic strip found: Adult Children - 2026-04-03 https://www.gocomics.com/adult-children/2026/04/03 #comicstrip #adultchildren #retail

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RE: https://mastodon.social/@ChrisJagged/116346728020760075 Not only that, but historically, abuse culture will promote assholes to top scholar positions who will then write the history books. Just as we all were raised, in the future everyone will be tricked into singing their praises. Unless […]

Has anyone noticed that in the Wizard of Oz, there are four witches and one wizard. A wizard is a male witch. But he's a fraud! So in the worldbuilding, only women can be magic. 🤔

My, this clavier IS well-tempered!

Mastodon should add a bookmark feature just for polls. They could call it the poll vault.

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Plastic surgeons are just doing the bust they can.

I'm just waiting for the stars of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives to burn out. Any day now.

🐗 “The Old Sow” — By Hannelie Coetzee in Knislinge, Sweden 🇸🇪 When Nature Becomes Design (12 Photos): https://streetartutopia.com/2026/04/02/nature-made-in-to-designs-by-artists/

New Comic found: Dinosaur Comics - 2026-04-03 https://www.gocomics.com/dinosaur-comics/2026/04/03 #webcomics #dinosaurcomics #comicstrip

I dreamed I found a cool dinosaur fossil.

Tucked away in the woodlands of Pennsylvania lies a unique fleet of streamlined 1930s and 1950s streetcars. These St Louis and Pullman-Standard carriages have glorious vintage Americana vibes. Many of these date to the height of the Streamline Moderne era. At […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

My dad is partially sighted with poor motor control. He likes audiobooks but every player I tried had tiny buttons and too many screens. I’ve now made this one. Two screens, big controls, high contrast. When I want to send him a new book, I just text him a link […] [Original post on mstdn.games]

“Moonlight lullaby” #art #artsky #oc #illustration #drawing #sketchbook #traditionalart #inkart #inkdrawing

Tiger Woods could bite the president and it still wouldn't need to be alert-triggering news. Bury that nonsense down near the one weird trick ads.