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I believe her.

Mike Pence hires a priest to perform an exorcism on his wife every time she smiles.

We made a comic about fun facts.

Obviously, any other way would be utterly barbaric.

I was mistaken for a bot again, so here's a recent picture of my fiancée and me in Rhode Island. You can be confident that we are humans because robots were banned from Rhode Island in 2011, after the incident.

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Only seven?

Very suspicious.

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This country is broken.

I'm not sure if I follow.

Harsh.

Thinking about the time a popular account stole a funny thing I made and posted it with the caption "who did this 🤣🤣🤣" I did, man. You literally took a screenshot of it and cropped my name out.

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

That explains a lot.

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There are billions of them.

This might be the dumbest comic we've made.

Jeffrey Epstein Won't Apologize for Having a Good Time.

That makes sense.

Absolutely appalled by how woke the Pope is being. Need I remind you, the Pope's main responsibilities are to: -bless the military industrial complex. -invent new sins to punish poor people. -give sermons that will influence the stock market, allowing investors to pull pump & dump schemes.

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They were very polarizing choices.