Poor Brian.

Someone recently complained that I've been posting about cats too much. So naturally, today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cats Blanket. Keep the complaints coming pal, I can do this all day. https://collabs.shop/4aeg3o

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Incredible.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the Lumena Shell Lamp. RIP Ariel from The Little Mermaid, you would have loved this lamp. She does die at the end of that movie, right? https://collabs.shop/pupns9

Well deserved.

We made a comic about sea shells.

Here it is ladies and gentlemen, the first Low Quality Fact I ever wrote.

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Gotta do what you can to make weight.

Mother?

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Trump Sticker. I'm not sure what "IHDY?" stands for. I assume it means "IHOP Has Dairy Yogurt?" https://collabs.shop/svook6

Please boycott apples with me.

This is so beautiful.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "No Thoughts, Only Vibes" Hat. As a licensed capybara physician, I typically advise against capybaras smoking cigarettes. But this one just looks so darn cool doing it. https://collabs.shop/2kld66

That's crazy.

Obviously.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for the PlantPico Tiny World. It is time for us to officially give up on this world. We should pour all our time and resources into developing the technology to shrink the entire human population so we can live in this tiny world instead. https://collabs.shop/nwkmmd

I wonder what makes it so dangerous.

Please give me a dollar a month on Patreon so I can continue lying to all of you. https://www.patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Happy Fishy Friday to all who celebrate.

Not even once.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Pirate Frog Pin. Pirate Frog spots a new island through his spyglass, but sees nothing but flies on it. Pirate Frog orders his crew to sail there immediately. https://collabs.shop/8vt2nd

We're all monsters.

If you do not have a life insurance policy, all of your money and possessions will be given to the first person to touch your corpse.

I wish he didn't.

I am sick of the nonstop political content on here, so tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this totally apolitical Fuck Ice Tote Bag. Finally, something we can all agree on. Ice is too cold. It ruins drinks. https://collabs.shop/auqld7

I think I'll stick with candy.

I am going to infiltrate the government and expose all of their Deep State secrets. And then as soon as the government starts sending me paychecks I will tell you all the government doesn't have any secrets and I will threaten to arrest anyone who asks me questions about them.

She must be stopped.

Tough crowd.

I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for this Baby Goat Blanket. Look at them. They are young. They are adorable. They are hopefully not screaming goats or you will never sleep again. https://collabs.shop/k0n2r1

Morally speaking, it's just as bad as coveting thy neighbor's wife.

A Neo-Nazi is a Nazi who equally loves fascism and The Matrix.

Smart, but evil.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "If I Die Water My Plants" Sticker. And if my plants die, water me. It's a two way street. https://collabs.shop/mvuxg0

Tragic.

We made a comic about the Teletubbies.

That blows my mind.

The film All Quiet on the Western Front follows the only fully deaf battalion that served during World War I.

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We must save the beagle.

That's reasonable.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "I Refuse To Be Intimidated By Racist Fascist Oligarch Fucks" T-shirt. Sometimes you want a shirt that conveys a message in a subtle and clever way. Other times you want to make sure even the most idiotic idiot can understand it. https://collabs.shop/wap5o5

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

CUNY, which stands for College Under New York, holds its classes on random subway trains.

I love Keanu Reeves.

The film was impressively faithful to the source material.

I don't understand the hate for RFK Jr.. For YEARS, people have been saying they want a Secretary of Health and Human Services that swims in raw sewage and eats whatever animal carcass they randomly stumble upon. We finally have one and people are STILL unhappy??

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Sisyphus Blanket. That poor guy looks like he's struggling to push that boulder. On the bright side, he'll be so relieved once he makes it to the top. Wouldn't want to have to do that again. https://collabs.shop/sfbhhq