[food (vegan)] risotto with ricotta and pan fried tomatoes

My spouse: "You're in trouble" Me: No I'm not My spouse:

It is extremely disturbing to me that I have only seen coverage of this in smaller media outlets, none of the major ones. I know, there is a lot of shit going on in this country and around the world, but "Lynching is Back, Maybe?" is surely a big goddamn story […]

I thought I had a reasonable grasp on youth culture, for an old guy, but then my kid starts texting me stuff like this

Two patreon puzzles from @nervous_jessica and @nervous_jesse Yes the Jupiter one is actually completed, it's mapped onto a cube so that it's edgeless and can be assembled in many ways, this was just how mine happened to come out

[uspol] I think the announcement is that autism is caused by the Epstein files https://journa.host/@w7voa/115239736824794312

Hi if you wanted to register 'cat.<TLD>' here are all of the ones that are available: cat.academy cat.accountant cat.accountants cat.actor cat.airforce cat.apartments cat.archi cat.asia cat.associates cat.attorney cat.audio cat.auto cat.autos cat.bar cat.bargains cat.bayern cat.beauty […]

I am going to do something dumb and pointless today to boost my mood

Haha, was looking up some DNS related stuff and on the RDAP wikipedia page, surprise #ffxiv https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Registration_Data_Access_Protocol

Today's mood: nihilistic

I want to propose .dot, .slash, and .colon as new gTLDs just to watch the world burn

Calm. Cool. Collected. Just a few ways to describe that Mina Tanaka goal 😱

Cloé Lacasse grabs Utah's third goal of the night!

Janni Thomsen threads it perfectly into the corner from distance 🎯

Serious #nwslafterdark action tonight in the #urfc game #NWSL

Petition to rename "Concur" to "Concuss" after the injury I get from repeatedly banging my head against it

I just went through a registration process where I had to enter my country three times, and they managed to list the United States in three different ways: once as USA, at the top of the list (boo I though we were over that by now), once as USA in alphabetical order, and once as United States of […]

Moderators from Mastodon, Lemmy, Pixelfed, Misskey - we want your input. The Social Web Needs Assessment is open - any platform, any protocol: https://about.iftas.org/moderator-needs-assessment/

On the Fediverse, the posts on your feed are moderated by dozens or even hundreds of different servers. Ever wonder how that works out for your personal feed? Find out with https://moderation-explorer.online/

We’re taking another step in building a sustainable financial base as a non-profit. Today, we’re announcing new hosting and support offerings, tailored for larger organisations and public institutions. These enable organisations to own their social identities, on their own infrastructure […]

On the Fediverse, the posts on your feed are moderated by dozens or even hundreds of different servers. Ever wonder how that works out for your personal feed? Find out with https://moderation-explorer.online/

[alcohol] :sickos: :sickos2: 🐋

Images on websites are for the weak

uh oh my site might not work in IE 11

When you are in the home stretch on a paper submission but then you remember you're on the TPC so the submission deadline is actually the start of your real work

Makin' a thing

Oops I rate-limited myself on someone *else's* server for once

The hardest problem in computer science is answering the question "why is this div so goddam wide?"

[uspol dark humor] "Turns out maybe he did it for love" MAGA: "What woke bullshit"

You avoid including too many dependencies in your modern Web frameworks because they introduce a dangerous attack surface I avoid including any dependencies at all because I never bothered to learn modern Web frameworks We are not the same

Reject Eliza, return to Racter

Remember when we had things in our browsers called "throbbers?" That was weird.

I'm thirsty but I'm laying on my stomach and a cat is sleeping on the back of my knees send help

When I forget that `tw` means textwidth in vim, not tabwidth, and set it to 2

[uspol dark humor] Hey you know how a lot of us have been complaining for decades that it's bullshit that this country only applies the word "terrorist" to Muslims? Well good news everyone: *monkey's paw curls*

My PhD advisor, Jay Lepreau passed away on this day in 2008 from complications due to cancer. Even though it's been 17 years, I still think about him all the time.

Here is a good overview on trends in datacenters. (Did you know they are planning for firing up 3 mile island again?) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhqoTku-HAA

[This is up there in the top tier of the most disgusting things I've read in quite some time and yeah of course I've been reading some very disgusting things] https://bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yn75hmwkitdshnylue6d3grk/post/3lytne4ein22g

Thanks @dev , my laptop now has a proper sysadmin (@dan and @irene did give me stickers but my kid stole them all

#Monsterdon gogogogo!

Every moderation decision is subjective and personal. If you want moderation that is good for you, you need a place where you know who has veto power over your speech and that they share your values.

Racing the clock to get home in time for #Monsterdon, thinking about saying "and step on it" to my Lyft driver in a Very Fifties Voice

The Forth Official

Damnit #urfc have their strongest start all season and I missed it because UTA got me here half an hour late #NWSL

Come to fediverse, we have custom emojis :sickos: :sickos2:

Get it!

the security industry is a machine that turns `THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND` into `YOU ARE PART OF A SUPPLY CHAIN ATTACK, SHAME ON YOU`

Damn these lyrics send a chill through me every time: "Faith is a hammer with a book for a handle And people in power can edit the past Can put your hands behind your back To read you someone else's rights First the sirens then the lights That looks like your ride" - Dessa, Ride […]

It's been a long #caturday

BBC History September 15, 1933 "First raids against 'vagrants' First raids against 'vagrants' (the term 'vagrants' being used loosely, to include anyone the authorities are suspicious of). Thousands are arrested, although most are soon released. Welfare authorities tighten restrictions […]