Today's musical listening goal: listen to Mike Park's entire recorded output

Why is makerworld so fucking annoying, this is definitely not selling me on Bambu Labs products #3dprinting

This is the second time I've had to let a member of my family down because my window manger has broken dialog boxes I better fix this for the sake of domestic harmony

I am learning far more about deleting large quantities of mail from Outlook that I ever cared to know

Obi Wan says: “I’ve seen a security hologram of Anakin killing younglings” Amidala replies “But the Dow is over 50,000” #trump #uspol #dow50k

Temporary hack the size of a permanent hack

You know the number of very small earthquakes around here lately is uh not exciting https://masto.ai/@lastquake/116066419526790436

There are some things in life better than affogato, but not a whole lot of them

Considering getting a sticker in the style of the "26.2" stickers that says "56k" instead

I got tricked into learning about OFDM and I am salty about it

Outlook goes out of its way to give me daily reminders of how awful it is

I had to explain to my spouse that I can't download the article they requested yet because my window manager is messing up save file dialogs right now

I was thinking about how all of the big web technologies were all created right as I was getting on the Internet, but then I realized that's not true, I just haven't learned any new ones in the last 30 years

PHP stands for PHP Hypertext PHP

Oops I guess a window manager's gotta support dialog boxes and shit

Feeling good enough about my own window manager to remove the old one from my machine 🤞

Having one of those "every attempt to solve a problem revels more problems" kinds of days

I really want to know what my cat has named me

OK, here's how my vim-inspired window manager keybinds work: They are not chorded (eg. you don't push ⌘+N at the same time, you push ⌘ then release then N) There are a set of commands, each of which can be bound to a single character - commands like 'launch arbitrary program', 'go to […]

I'm not an American-football-watcher, but I wish a very pleasant afternoon to those of you who are

[food (not vegetarian)] uh oh i did a brunch

ahhhh editing my window manager from inside my window manager

Hi, it's me, I'm the problem*, it's me * problem = guy who wrote yet another tiling window manager, WHY

uh oh I think I'm going to write a window manager

(This is a job to come work on #sciop) https://digipres.club/@mickylindlar/116025881444877358

I came across a user research study by @theverge that has the fediverse listed as the top result for the question "Which of the following online spaces do you feel connected..?" full 20mb pdf if you want to see more of the report […] [Original post on social.wake.st]

I AM NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH YOUR LEXER

[curling] Everything I ever needed to know about curling I learned by looking up terms in Tournament of Hearts by The Weakerthans https://youtu.be/zFhthSEjSwg?si=nxtG-4zU4cIfpsaL

Small anxiety the size of a large anxiety

Hachyderm is the El Paso of the Fediverse It can be kind of hard to understand how big a server (instance) on the Fediverse really is. I know mastodon.social is much bigger than the server I'm on, but how much bigger, really? So what if we compare the […] [Original post on discuss.systems]

Jeff Bezos: [clears throat] DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS Jeff Bezos: [turns off the lights]

Hachyderm is the El Paso of the Fediverse It can be kind of hard to understand how big a server (instance) on the Fediverse really is. I know mastodon.social is much bigger than the server I'm on, but how much bigger, really? So what if we compare the […] [Original post on discuss.systems]

[uspol, utpol] In the primary for the new #slc house seat, I am going to be a single-issue voter: commit to kicking out the current Democratic leadership. They are failing hard now, and they will fail harder if the balance of power shifts in November.

Nice picture I've not seen before from the Bell Labs UNIX room. Joe Condon and Ken Thompson talking about Belle, their chess machine. Dennis Ritchie all the way in the back. Not sure who is in the middle. Happy Birthday to Ken! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belle_(chess_machine)

[food (not vegetarian, alcohol)] Peruvian/Japanese fusion

Kiki is trying to make herself look big to intimidate a toothpick

There was a contentious faculty meeting today. After 10 minutes of arguing with someone implementing an unpopular policy, one of my colleagues finished with "nevermind you're doing a great job" and I'm still thinking about the quality of this mic drop

There is no way to design a good system for accomplishing a task that is fundamentally bad Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

Awesome, our college is implementing policies so complex that they contain logarithms in the equations for calculating them

@ricci the existence of POST Malone implies the existences of GET Malone, HEAD Malone, PATCH Malone, and so on and so forth

So this was not what I expected to see on the way into work yesterday

The existence of Post Malone implies the existence of Shitpost Malone

In a society with weird rules and bizarre cultures, it is important for each person to announce the rule loudly as they are invoking it. #monsterdon

It is the 22nd century and Elon Musk's "Boring Company" has delivered its first hyperloop. Investors, 7 generations removed from the original investors, are thrilled. #monsterdon

Crash-landing on planet #Monsterdon in 10 minutes, get your mute buttons ready! I think we are watching This Island Earth or something idk I better figure it out

Wow okay

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@SnoopJ/111004128276431553 Hello to my new followers. I'm glad you liked the trolley problem post. Maybe you'll like my other posts, which are usually nothing like that PSA: I will be participating in the movie watch event #Monsterdon in a few hours (9 PM ET, 01:00 […]

It has been WAY TOO LONG since I've listened to the Voodoo Glow Skulls, WHY

Also, and I've said this on a few occasions in the past, and will keep saying it: props to all the marginalized people and others who deal with fedibros and mansplainers on here daily, and yet continue to stick around, because they believe in what we're all creating here with the fediverse. I […]