today's "hear me out": rabbit from winnie the pooh

pour 50 grammes d'eau froide dans un petit bol

staying in bed miserable but i have youtube videos so i'm saved

i love this weird parallel "progressivism" in the yearly popular furry characters that mirrors presidents around the world where over the year we've gone from exclusively old white men to sometimes women or black people; this year's most popular furry character is a bat, still a mammal but hey […]

oh you're sick? fever? hang on lemme put you in front of an unedited longplay of Lord of the Rings: Gollum at full volume and turn off all the lights in the room

🎵 i woke up with a boner (boner) i woke up with a boner (penis)

it's weird to think that there are real american people out there. like there are real people made of flesh and bones who live in "charlotte nc" and who go to "wendy's" and "times square" and "walmart" like in the movies

⚠️ new ben eater video ⚠️

when you feel sleepy and you have an extremely good idea for a scenario to play out in your head

i'm foaming at the mouth. GENETICS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CULTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! teaching americans about genetics was a mistake

word of the day: "hi"

bro everyone knows about the north star just hit it hard and youll end up in nazareth in no time

my son, 9/11 jr.

While cleaning a storage room, our staff found this tape containing #unix v4 from Bell Labs, circa 1973 Apparently no other complete copies are known to exist: https://gunkies.org/wiki/UNIX_Fourth_Edition We have arranged to deliver it to the Computer History Museum #retrocomputing

You'll just be known as the boy that made my wall look like shit.

on the bus to go home from university. it's 9pm. the girl sitting in front of me is watching a UML design pattern video on her phone. OOP has yet claimed another victim

[guy who just watched Amélie Poulain] so are all french people suffering from lead poisoning or what

they used the Tuliyollal day theme in the genie scene in the kingdom hearts fan dub. genius move

whalepilled ahabmaxxing

implementing a vector data structure in C just to feel something

yup it's that time of the month... what? menstruation? no no you misunderstand, it's the full moon

jaywalking? nah i'm blue footed booby walking

i never understood carpenter's the thing. the thing of a carpenter is obviously wood working

it's very funny to see someone call a specific streamer a "liberal macronist piece of shit" when that streamer insulted macron live in front of the biggest audience of the biggest charity event in the world

french anthro dog who replaces "ouf" by "ouaf"

crossed path with a weird horse today. concerning

my sesame #mysesame

my beard fucking hurtssssssss fuck you

[food, my pizza toppings tier list] objective truth if you disagree you're wrong

once again unable to witness an astrological event because 50% of the sky is blocked by tall ass mountains

Pour 50 grammes d'eau froide dans un petit bol

cats if they ate a periwinkleberry

my nucleobase tierlist

my favourite furry artists are those who draw good human hands but you can see the furry paw is almost bursting at the seams, it would be so easy to be paws but the artist packed everything and worked very hard to have hands that do look human

this is really a "Komm, süsser todd (Super Mario 64 soundfont)" evening

the fact that we use aluminium foil to wrap cheap food would seem insane to people from a few centuries ago. in some european courts they used gold cutlery for lesser guests, and gave the highest-ranking guests aluminium cutlery because it was way rarer to find native aluminium ore (compared to […]

northernlion puts you in the crystal that makes one minute feel like one week ASMR

inria link jumpscare

i keep seeing americans hype up "Halal Guys" as this incredible restaurant with one-of-a-kind sauce and amazing food, and I'm wondering if it's just a regular kebab place you'd find anywhere in europe, which is so foreign to the US palate that it seems like something out of heaven "omg the […]

The Master said: Let the states of equilibrium and harmony exist in perfection, and a happy order will prevail throughout heaven and earth, and all things will be nourished and flourish.

why are americans so obsessed with guns when slingshots and slings exist and are 1000x cooler and are just as effective

MYSPACEBARISN'TWORKINGANYMORE?????

eating my rotten fellberry

my favourite agender icon in media, minecraft steve

new CK3 problem i'm facing: perpetual lung disease that doesn't go away and stops me from attending exams

rotten tomatoes is owned by warner bros and comcast. just learned that

it's really easy to learn about Chinese radicals and seeing "sun" is 日, and then thinking you can say 日 to refer to the sun in any context and then you learn that "sun" today (the astronomical object in the sky) is instead 太阳 in hindsight it's kinda like learning greek roots of word, seeing […]

i just typo'd "haha" as "hhaa" and i'm picturing myself wheezing on the floor dying

wow first time this happens to me: i straight up can't import train tickets in the sncf app. it just spins endlessly. great

i follow an otherwise very nice fellow who uses LLMs for programming and it's soooo fucking hard to stop myself from being snarky every time they have an issue with it