can i stop being "sick" and "tired" thanks.... i just wanna be gay

[kinda fedi meta shitposting] I'm sorry, former mutual. But you boosted uspol without a content warning. So now we're going to have to kill you.

transgender women are being gay as fuck on my timeline daily

70 dollar minecraft knockoff lmao

oh god another one of my posts hit the normies again

emotionally i want to write stuff. physically i want to lie down in bed

this is. this is me btw

what if the real jokes were the Minecrafters we destroyed along the way

my mom doesnt like my new shirt

it's been 20 years and yet no better UI has been invented than the Wii menu

test

im just like suzie from deltarune except im not purpke

bad news: jlcpcb complained that my via sizes were too small by 0.05mm good news: i designed the board with 0.15mm tolerances and they support 0.1mm tolerances, so i can just plop slightly bigger vias in and it'll probably be fine.

who up "dating" they sharkey

99% of smart home crap just feels like why is it connected to the internet? so it can get updates why does it need updates? because it's connected to the internet

"what do you mean most of your PCBs work the first time you order them" well i have an anxiety disorder. so i compulsively go over the whole design like 5 times before i order it, and then two more times after. then i promptly forget i ordered them for a few weeks until they show up and i get to […]

any unemployed person with a blog is closer to Diogenes than every philosophy major ever will be

[slightly lewd] "what's your dream job" person who fixes shit on an anarchist commune. I'd help with growing food a little too for fun, but the actual work would be keeping the electricity and all that working. and when we're just waiting for the crops to grow we make weird art and have nasty sex.

it's actually literally so homophobic that i cannot physically be snuggled my headmates. i really think i deserve that.

[violent joking, political] every legislator who has voted in favor of the death penalty should be given what they voted for. then we abolish it.

cooking up this design since a certain DIY electronics webstore has a CEO who really likes to harass people on the internet, but I have designs that use one of their boards. if anyone else wants some, I might run a second batch off once i verify the design actually works.

GRRR WHY DOES FUCKING RP2350 WANT 27 OHM RESISTORS NOBODY FUCKING MAKES THOSE

[uspol joke] can't figure out if scale is lying to us or if we're doing a great job losing weight on the Trump Diet (it's when you can't afford to buy any junk food anymore because the economy sucks)

i should get one of those old hand crank pencil sharpeners

He's gonna take you back to the past To pat the fluffy fox that run fast

girl who's name is yesterday. as in whatever the day before is named

well if RAM prices keep going up at least I'll have a way to pay the mortgage

@[email protected] why did you do that to those girls

all of my good ideas for monkey ball stages come to me as visions

i had a weird dream that there was a new product and it was like an all in one printer and vinyl cutter. and now i wish that existed like how it was in my dream actually

there should be a day i can visit the school i went to again and an adult just for fun. see how things have changed

FEMBOY X TOMBOY HETSLOP !!!!!!!

maybe it's a little weird to be happy to see a queer person die of old age, but i think in a world where everyone is trying to kill you for who you are, there's a victory in that

how about we solve the planet debate by saying that minor planets are also planets, and that anything that clears the neighborhood is a "major planet" instead. i think that would work

is there really no good store in my area selling clear heat shrink?? i just want to be able to label wires

being broke is great cuz all your problems are practical ones and they can all be solved with money. i ain't gotta worry about your rich people bullshit

we thought about setting up one of those "ask box" things but we already have an email address

DCIM stands for Da Camera Images, Mate

oh yeah if you post or boost untagged uspol I'm unfollowing you lol idgaf

the problem with having a bajillion dlcs is that you can't add any mechanics that actually interact properly with the other ones because you can't know if the player has any of them

sorry for being a reply guy sometimes

we failed as a species when we called it a "smartphone" and not the "IntellePhone"

why is our bot account on mastodon getting these? as in, we logged into the bot account and saw someone's follow to it was put as a request. you would think that they'd disable this feature for bot accounts, or at least make it an option you can disable _somewhere?_

can't believe British mfs be using the word "fanny" in an entirely horny manner sometimes. i would just laugh

yeah i just got back from the doctors they diagnosed me with having a nice butt and being right all the time

Keep your friendship bracelets close and your enemy bracelets closer

[uspol, shitposting] notice how home inspectors making videos of how terrible the new construction is only started AFTER trump started deporting people...

so-called "free thinkers" when they see a fox

our protagonist gets hit by a truck, and proceeds to get isekai'd into a magical fantasy world. at the end of the chapter/episode they get hit by a horse and buggy. they just keep getting isekai'd. the third time it happens they find some pan-dimensional being to reason with who gives them […]