hi, girls here. it's true

haiii i think you should worship me tbh

important: bark whaaarf rrarrf yipp yip

honestly we should probably start noting down the approximate times we fall asleep and wake up, simply to try and see if there's any trends

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if i wanted to do vr fbt i'd figure out how to make the lighthouses do what the kinect did. i don't want to have to strap into the fucking matrix

the fuck is twitch giving me ads for deliveroo in arabic for

the fuck game is simpleflips playing right now man

i have an idea in my head for a game where you'd build a computer from logic gates. the theming would be vacuum tubes x cyberpunk, with set dressing of "you're someone in the future building a replica of what early computers were like" specific ideas i like are plugboards and wires (they're […]

wow super mario eclipse is swag

so is c3 like a furry convention but for ​:neobot:​s instead

yeah i learned to code and now I'm just an unemployed person with a website

i remember once seeing a thing on TV about a miniature elephant that wrote "i love you" and cannot find it so I'm just gonna post out into the aether about it. found two redditors asking about it too? […]

so i just have one stremio profile set up, which means whenever my dad watches anything on it i see what it is. not really a big deal but it is funny

ebay seller cancelled our order for no reason. weird i mean it's not like i'm losing anything, i'm just confused as to why they don't want our money

they should invent a type of winter where it isn't cold and dark and miserable.

blogger? i hardly know 'er!

why would enabling VRR cause one of my displays to randomly turn off for a few seconds when apps fullscreen

doe matrix printer

what sonic character is the most jermalike asking for important reasons

anyone know how to get blood off a controller /j

why tf is there disc 2 of season 10 of friends on dvd in this pile of random burnt CDs i found

cdparanoia using little smileys is good i like that

fediverse tip: you should pat me on the head

i ball you ball we ball

I hope my posts are not just whimsical and entertaining but also mildly concerning

puppyplay? that's old news. fishplay is the hot new thing. it's when the sub swims around naked in a pool all day and the domme drops food in there at set intervals and occasionally performs routine maintenance on the pool and the two don't really meaningfully interact all that much

[pedophilia mention] sorry I'm just gonna have to post this one again

chocolate chips so expensive now, i make snicker doodles instead

keepass users when the ass is kept or whatever

here's a little "Tip" for you if someone you "Follow" posts something on here you don't like, simply "Unfollow" them!

i swear the most repressed bitches be the ones telling you to "go to therapy" as if therapy is a magic spell that makes you Normal

sorry, i don't do edging. you see edge is a chromium based browser

y'know what? fuck it, we ball

oh, i just assume the form of what you want to have sex with the most. if you don't like what I'm showing you maybe see a therapist to work through those feelings first?

[snuff, "you"] it's very simple, really. the magic works for those who believe, and i need to know if you do. so, I'll just kill you, then bring you back to life. you'll be just fine if you believe, after all. no need to be afraid!

if it is possible to be looked at, it can be stolen. if your goal is to prevent people from doing things you don't like to your art, you cannot share that art with others.

oh, the views from the peak of Mount Stupid really are beautiful. i miss being there

what do you mean you want me to go outside? it's cold there. i should be hiding in a little hole for the winter.

i think entirely cisgender men should be allowed to wear "girly" clothes too actually

speedrunning hot take: menuing is stupid and i hate it. if enough of the game is menuing, we should optimize for the number of inputs instead of the RTA, because menuing is stupid and boring

super monkey ball is transgender propaganda. i became a transgender babyfur because i could play as a Girl monkey and a Baby monkey

[noooo little german boy don't go into the fediverse] Oh mein Gott! Diese Webseiten sind voll von Fuchsmädchen!

how to get my brother to stop unplugging the smart bulb instead of using the physical button to turn it off? i have asked him politely to stop and he does not. i am thinking about using forceful methods

so there's this image that i once saw and it has me giggling every time i think about it but i dunno where to find it so i recreated it

still have that idea in my head for a party game where you take the answers to a family feud style question and edit them into something funny by adding letters inbetween, like that one TAS. whoever's response is funnier wins quiplash style

fox warning

saw a hololens in person once, but wasn't able to try it on. still sad about that tbh. did get to try on an oculus dk2 though, which was really fun

complaining won't change anything. get out there and fix it yourself.