After lots of procrastination, finally arranged for another shot of E again *success* This shit is always so inconvenient :~

RE: https://todon.eu/@ljrk/116284679939848981 Solution: 1. Go to ABM 2. Unassign Device Management from Device 3. Go to Intune 4. Sync with ABM (takes 20mins) 5. Go to ABM 6. Re-Assign Device Management for Device 7. Go to Intune 8. Sync with ABM (...) 9. Reset Device et voila! for fuck's […]

Day 2, Hour 4 of trying to make an iPhone that's registered in Apple Business Manager and "ready to enroll" in Intune, profile assigned ... to actually contact Intune. Note, I've done this before, no configs have changed, a different iPhone enrolled just fine a week ago. The macBook yesterday […]

RIP one of our favorite techniques to bypass #paloalto #cortex #xdr 🤷 https://labs.infoguard.ch/posts/decrypting-and-abusing_paloalto-cortex-xdr_behavioral-rules_biocs/

[nuclear war in fiction] this scene was shot back when "West Berlin" was still an existing entity and basically nothing has changed in the 30 years since. normally i would praise timeless fiction but in this case it's just depressing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX_d_vMKswE

I need a virtual daisy to pluck its petals... Was this a mistake... will they accept me... was this a mistake... (this is about possibly joining a women's handball team of a club I have some history with)

yeah, leaded solder tastes sweeter https://hachyderm.io/@recursive/116271640740835563

eeepy, eeepier, the eeepiest. also eeepc

[selfie, ec] First time inline skating this year!

[celebrity death related] claims to be pro life, dies anyway

US-Schauspieler Chuck Norris ist tot https://www.tagesschau.de/eilmeldung/eilmeldung-9226.html > Der Schauspieler und Actionstar Chuck Norris ist im Alter von 86 Jahren gestorben. Das bestätigte seine Familie auf Instagram. Jetzt gehen vermutlich die ganzen Chuck Norris Witze wieder los […]

It's indecent to celebrate the death of anyone. Nobody deserves death. And yet, mourning someone famous(ly right-wing, and a strong example for toxic masculinity) we've not had a real relationship with just because they've been in some viral memes seems ... unnecessary. There are so many […]

Starkes Statement zu vdL zur Atomkraft von Bundesumweltminister Carsten Schneider: „Es spricht Bände, dass der Kern dieser rückwärtsgewandten Strategie aus neuen Subventionen für Atomkraftwerke besteht. Wenn eine Risiko-Technologie nach einem dreiviertel Jahrhundert noch immer am staatlichen […]

apparently other clients at crush(?)'s therapy have been noting this ... uh well-dressed person who is sometimes accompanying her as of late :'-D I know that some folx closer to me dig my style but I've not much envisioned myself becoming the talk (in a positive way) because of my style o.O […]

Alternating b/w keeping in movement and just wanting to stay in bed... my muscles are so damn sore damn.

When the AI company has decided your name is Nathan. Or everyone’s name is Nathan. Yet manages to get the email address right. But thinks you’re in another country. I definitely trust this AI company to spot security gaps. I desperately want to reply that my name is Lesley and I live in Australia.

Sooo, with CRA looming ahead, I was pondering how this affects robotgirls sex workers. The question boils down to: Is prostitution offering a service, or "selling" your body, i.e., a product. In the latter case, a robotgirl selling itself for sex would definitely be a "product with digital […]

'Einweghandschuhe und Schutzkittel dürften bald knapp werden Die Eskalation am Persischen Golf hat Folgen für die medizinische Versorgung in Deutschland. Weil wichtige Kunststoffe für Klinikmaterial fehlen, droht Patienten ein gefährliches Déjà-vu aus der Coronazeit.' […]

An alle Autofahrer, die sich heute die Straße plötzlich mit den ÖPNV-Nutzern teilen mussten: Habt ihr gemerkt, wie sehr ihr von einem funktionierenden ÖPNV profitiert? #WerAutofahrenLiebtInvestiertInDenÖPNV

Weimer spricht in der Zeit von "Buchhandlungsszene", und ich sehe so Gestalten vor mir, die mittags am Schultor junge Leute abfangen und "Hey, willste 'nen Buch? Das erste ist für umme" flüstern.

*pulls shirt off over my head* gf: owo these two are now looking real big!! *takes off bra* gf: and you look... like real buff now! *touches belly* holy shit, this is hard, are those muscles?! Apparently I have core muscles now o.O

#theonion going hard at #samaltman. It's hard to pick, but I think this is my favorite line: "Why did you decide to devote your life to AI? I just saw so much suffering in the world that needed to be automated." #openai #funny #Humor […]

Me, casually completely overdressed. People asking: "Uh, do you come from some kind of event?" I mean, yeah, but that's not the reason. It's just... how am I supposed to *not* overdress? :'-D

Played my probably best game of handball in a looong while (idk, like 80% of the goals of the whole game?). it was a complete run, had a good day, but also... I'm unlocking/accessing all the skills I had before I quit, shortly before possibly breaking into professional handball playing around […]

Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

Oh, of course mastodon.social is hosting a known Nazis' project (XLibre)

:3 #shitpost

[revospring] @ghostlyash why? — meow? meow! — nyaaaaa~~~~~! https://revospring.net/@lj/a/116244565710661836

Watch me being clumsy by opening swinging doors with... slightly too much force and have them crash into the wall, just because I'm a bit high-energy right now 🙈😅

A bit late for today's FOSS Backstage but there were "Verzögerungen im Betriebsablauf" (operational delays) as we Berliners say 😅

I gave some money to a homeless person (we meet regularly and already recognize each other! She's such a kind soul!), but there was something different today that was nice: A man said... thank you, to me, as well, after giving her money. He was very genuine and it seemed like he had seen some […]

I hope you will enjoy the orange stickers I have brought to #fossback sticker exchange. “Women belong in all places where decisions are being made.” RBG Feel free to spread the message. 🚀 #fossbackstage #dei #DEIB #diversity #leadership

[selfie, ec] Day 1 of FOSS Backstage over, and safely home.

Hi. Hello. Someone tried to scold me for moving a default branch from master to main by being very pedantic with the Oxford Dictionary so I just said, "Yeah well there are some men I call master so when I see the word I get an awkward chub," and immediately won the argument.

Oft hört man bei #Grüns auch die Aussage: „Die Zusammenarbeit mit Sozialdemokraten gelingt auf der Sachebene und scheitert am Personal; bei der Zusammenarbeit mit der Union ist es umgekehrt.“ Ich bin mir persönlich nicht sicher, ob ich das so mitgehen würde, aber es könnte eine Erklärung sein […]

Always rember

"Let's resist the rise of nationalism" is the perfect message to kick off #fossback, or any other day really

Great start into the week with #fossback today! Looking forward to these two days in my old neighborhood :3

RE: https://todon.eu/@ljrk/115714754237670133 The same goes if a partner of mine crushes on someone else. I'm just cheering and happy and I develop deeper feelings for that partner through that too!

she's so cute when she's crushing :ablobcatrave: :blobcatheart:

I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invitation of elastic.

wrestled Intune into submission. Oh how I hate this tech

[mh++, vague, gender, name] I've never imagined getting that name back, but she gave it back to me and now it makes sense. From her mouth it just... feels so damn right.

Happy π day everyone!

Ich schreibe ja selbst sehr oft darüber aber gerade ist es sehr wohltuend in der #FeminisTaz auch darüber zu lesen: Zum 8. März eine Kritik am FLINTA*-Begriff und Aufruf zu mehr Ehrlichkeit. Danke, liebe @tazgetroete! https://taz.de/Unsolidarische-Mogelpackung/!6153148/ Und Danke @sandzwerg#feministaz[…]

It's wild how bad education is failing people from various backgrounds. One of my favorite persons doesn't even have an Abitur (A-levels) for a multitude of reasons. She's incredibly intelligent... but she was told throughout her life that she's not. She doesn't /know/ quite a staggering amount […]

the Glasgow Interface Explorer project's new LLM policy: > We do not accept contributions where code was generated partly or in whole using LLMs. These tools are designed to be extractive and place an unreasonable burden on OSS maintainers, both on the level of individual pull requests and for […]