[mh-, shitpost, dw it’s just injection day] drink the espresso to forgetto you’re depresso

OH: [enters room] "F64.0"

[uspol, pun] I wonder if his wife ever referred to him as "the old dick and cheney“

_trying to bait a very specific demographic of millennial transwomen_ put a banana in your ear

Back at #why2025 I met some wonderful people with whom we're now launching dotmeow. We're a group of queer hackers, organisers and builders who want to make this in-joke between some friends come true: A gTLD by and for the queer community. Community-run, community-supported and giving back […]

tonite's message from your resident aro-ish girlthing: flirt with your friends. it's fun! surely you will not regret flirting with your friends

okay so now that Halloween is over, when can we have summer again please? :neocat_floof_pleading_reach:

[orchi joke] I have never been more prepared for No Nut November

[lewd] Happy Fuck a Pumpkin Day to all who celebrate

Many have already seen it in person, but since I have only gotten now the more professional photos of it, I'd like to share my new tattoo even if it is already three weeks old at this point. :neobot_happy: The artist is "Vechanic Glitch". It is my second […] [Original post on social.dreampi.es]

[shitpost] *gamerbro voice*:When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I studied the blade. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I still studied the blade. I’m failing blade class. Can someone explain the blade to me please? I’m […]

[Mentioning transphobia mh+++] This year I started feeling comfortable to go to the female locker room in the gym I was always scared of somebody complaining. 2 months ago it happened. A few mails and talks later I got a mail from the CEO which stated I am welcome and I belong in the womans […]

[OH] “Nobody knows what Jersey Shore is anymore”

[misread, implied kink] why does this keep happening to me? @trans_lykanthropie

[shitpost] a lot of criticism of Matrix 2 & 3 is revolving about the inconsistent pacing, drawn out fighting sequences and the harrowing storyline. but if you watch both movies as one big one it still suffers from inconsistent pacing, drawn out fighting sequences and a harrowing storyline

[unfug, jugendwort des jahres] der Wolf…. das crazy…. Hurz!

[rant, slurs, thoughts about hrt and passing] okay so I've been having this thought for a while now and I've seen some other people voice their issues about this too so I kinda wanted to give it my own shot here. I’ve noticed this prevalent thought within some parts of the transfem community […]

windows the kinda os to ask you for puppies (updates)

[shitpost, lewd] real men log in at hotmale.cum

trans lesbian who thought she was a straight dude before coming out - call that a homo novus

[Silksong, shitpost, lewd] Bone Bottom? I sure hope you do!

[mh-, shitpost] drawing my eyeliner and straight up losing it. and by it, well, let’s just say, my will to live

going through airport security and the body scanner literally said "pass ☑️“ - checkmate conservatives

rewatching Sleepy Hollow since the weather is shit outside and even after the nth time I think it’s still incredibly funny how they call the headless horseman The Hessian. I grew up in Rhine Hesse and to me it just sounds like the german equivalent of Florida Man

[shitpost, lewd, EZLN] the existence of El Subcomandante implies the existence of El Domcomandante

Paul Atreides: Mall Cop

[OH, bad sex joke(?)] OH: fucking Astolfo don’t make you bisexual

[shitpost] Dire Straits? yeah those straights sure are dire

The colors are all kinds of wrong, but that should be an easy fix compared to what was necessary to get this working at all... `weston-simple-shm` rendering across a vm boundary via virtio-gpu cross-domain contexts with `libkrun` on macos.

[shitpost, slur] OH: she just played the trap card Self OH: technically, every card i play is a trap card

robots who girl,, ​:neobot_pleading:​

[trump; silksong; weird dream] I should really stop watching the news before going to bed. This night I dreamed, that Trump had a game review youtube channel and naturally he reviewed Silksong. The Review ended with: “So unfortunately I cannot recommend this game, so we’ll have to tax it a […]

[shitpost] backs up, and the devil laughs

[lewd shitpost, pickup line] damn girl, are you the DSM-5? because I wanna be inside you

[unfug] la tüté tartar

[mh-] hey chat, how much crying is the normal, cool girl amount of crying?

[lewd, shitpost] docker implies the existence of frotter

[Sandman, forcefem, shitpost] gf made me watch the first episode of Sandman. and god, I wanna capture that twink and forcefem her….also: this is nothing like E. T. A. Hoffmann‘s Der Sandman, I’m very upset

[shitpost, screenshot, Satisfactory-shaming] I am being hate-crimed by @trans_lykanthropie

[Silksong] i…did…did they include gambling in Silksong?!?

[silksong shitpost] our noble mantis lords, their savage beast flies

You’re in his DMs, I’m in the DSM-5. We are not the same.

[ec, selfie] obligatory hotel mirror selfie after #mrmcd

[lewd train] just got flashed by the ICE

I’m literally so cute and cancellable :3

OH: ein Dirndl ist im Grunde die deutsche Version von nem Maid Dress….

if you like a vegan flat white you’re gonna love me

[lewd] the cat ears stay ON during sex!

[substance abuse] OH: yeah I’m responsible. I use a drug tracker

I made this. And I'm sorry. #microsoftscreams