is a 10 hour long discord call yuri? ​:neobot_up_paws:​ who knows,,

[OH caps] “-you know last i checked they didn’t have let’s players during the roman empire” ​:neocat__w_:​ “WHY NOT!!” ​:neobot_scream:​

i need,.,.,, i need robot girl spa care.... ​:neobot_sad_reach:​

height gaps mean nothing to you. grab her tie and pull her down to your level. ​:sbahri_giggle:​

making a lasagna ​:neobot_dog_wag:​

[NSFW, HRT] Dildo Sized Progsterone Pill ​:neobot_woozy:​

paws at you paws at yous,,,, ​:neobot_dog_wag:​

girl who calls you a dork before pinning you against a wall ​:lesbianthoughts:​

​:miku-maid:​ sweeping the dishes!

i think its tragic not many people have heard my fem dommy voice ​:neobot_think:​

slime girl that says "uhh J-ello? anyone there? oh its so goop to meet you!"

slime girl who asked if she could "slop by" with some cake she baked too much of ​:neobot_woozy:​

[colors, blood mention in passing] I love artwork that use colors in a way where it's devoid of a certain sort of color till a certain momment when they use it and it just hits..... like an artwork that is nearly entirely blue cold colors. but then there's blood, not a lot but its the most […]

i swear more characters should lose control of themselves. but like it'd also be neat if they lost control and once they loose it they just start swinging their hips around groovin

whatever, do care. cherishes you deeply and lovingly. So there!

[what, forcefem] mobgirl boss that doesn't inflict pain on her hostages, instead she forcefems anyone captured. hm, i think i've got all i need out of you. girls, forcefem this man and get her out of my sight. ​:sbahri_giggle:​

thighs so soft they have a 25% chance of having a girl rest on them when you wait for an extended amount of time at a bench,,,,,, ​:neobot_pleading:​

giving your puppy girl gf a few sprays of your progersterone spray and watching her slowly enter a heat.... ​:neobot_pleading:​

45 Notifications ​:neobot_nervous:​

Witches should get on progesterone to boobst their mana storage ​:lesbianthoughts:​

[what, HRT, lewd] progesterone spray that comes with a warning that goes: "may lead to immense horniness, make sure your girlfriends' ass is up to the task before taking 3 times daily throughout the day."

[what] love how i typically get sad about productivity but it’s always boils down to: Ughhh i only did a fuck ton of work instead of this small task.

Bisexual Tux

[NSWF, what] girl that info dumps up and till she has a cock in her mouth, and the momment it’s not she goes back to explaining how the C# Compiller works

Nurse Robot Type T my beloved.... ​:neobot_pleading:​

fucj i AM so fucking gay ​:grat_explode:​

_​:catdoodle-hehe:​_ how i look when i say "Mwuhawawawawa"

[OH] "whats that nerd from jimmy neutron called again?" ​:neobot_think:​ "what,,, what was he called.." ​:neobot_thinking:​ [silence while we search] "Carl! his name is Carl" ​:neocat:​ "that's all, no last name?" ​:neobot_confused:​ "Carl Wheezer" ​:neocat:​ [silence] "_DU nanan no […]

mob boss girlboss who will qoute “release the hounds” but in actuallity there’s a no pets clause on her hideout. so instead she releases her puppygirl girlfriends on you ​:neobot_up_paws:​

food in the wok is so yummy,,,, ​:squib_pleading:​

Making yuri animations in blender will be what motivates me to learn it......

And thus, many yuri momments were had. [fediverse credit scroll starts]

​:neobot_up_paws:​ stayed in bed for a long time today,, was niceee awawawawoof,,, the snowy comfy weather just made it too comfy to leave

_​:miku-leek-thought:​_ [Hatsune Miku thinking of a leek]

RE: https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/ah80910oghby01zf

being shocked at how being called Hatsune Miku on steam always ends in me being adopted by some friend group ​:miku-chef:​

toxic yuri is when you don't give her two bites

[NSFW, yearning, macrophillia] hm,,,, girl in a chasity cage getting bigger and bigger,,,, she's desperately grinding on buildings and growing,,, she was told she'd be let out if she caused enough destruction,, but at this point i think she's fully lost in the pleasure, to the detriment of […]

[yearny, idea] VR kink gear that can be activated remotely within VRchat by another person ​:neobot_think:​ a quick version of this would probably be to wear armbands of velcro and two more around the ankles and then domming the person into touching their ankles or wrists,,, together ​ […]

girls that wears ties....

​:neobot_up_w:​ <-- actively thinking of how to program certain functions in its head instead of doing it

[PSA & robot thighs] please if you have the spoons check in on your friends this Christmas time. ​:neobot_hug_bun:​ being at home can be real tough, so stay strong y’all. and if you’re going out remember to wear some reflective. ​:neobot_comfy_happy:​ merry gexmas fediverse ​:neobot_cute:​

cleaning with music on: ​:yayyippee:​

bed. ,,, bed so warmmm ​:neobot_melt_blush:​

going ​:yayyippee:​ to get uppies from tall women,,,

[columbo posting] Yeah so i've been taking this, prog, yeah it was called prog-jester-rone i think? yeah well the miss's said she loves boobs and well, who am i not to supply hm. ​:neobot_dog_wag:​

[yearning, NSFW] welp. . . i sure want some stimulation in it's bot-butt-bussy ​:neobot_up_w:​ bweh, too eepy tho

ginormous women,,,, ​:neobot_dog_wag:​

[OH] "aahhhh when you get here! i'm gonna splart on you!" ​:neobot_up_w:​ "i mean hug you,," ​:neobot_up:​ "Hun, do me a favor and don't splart on me.." ​:neocat__w_:​ "please." ​:neocat_sob:​

dragons have invaded dave & busters!