[DIY fruit fly traps] we've been having recurring fruit fly problems in our kitchen - nothing major, just a small handful buzzing around at most at any given time - and so I've been making homemade fruit fly traps for the past several weeks. and let me tell you, these things work like a fucking […]

when a polycule consists solely of gay dudes, we call that a

[transphobia, saneism] piggybacking off of another post on the same subject that I read this morning: I like how liberal queer people can see "queer identities were considered mental illnesses until a couple decades ago" and conclude "welp, that's no longer the case. the system works!" rather […]

video game idea: idle clicker game, except it's about manufacturing DIY feminizing HRT. you win when you've feminized the entire world

"AI is everywhere now, so you might as well learn how to use it" oh hey I remember this argument back when it was "COVID is everywhere now, so you might as well go rawdog indoor air"

[heavy sarcasm] you know what the _real_ problem is in a time of rising fascism where gendered, racialized, and disabled people all across the globe are being dehumanized en masse? people being mean to a chatbot. this robophobia has got to stop.

tfw you push past your trauma around gift-giving (because Ex-Wife was horrible to me about gifts) and get your girlfriend something that she both didn't expect and genuinely loves (a bunch of her favorite conservas)

microdosing social contact (finally sending a DM that I've been procrastinating on all day)

our brilliant shared universes our sequels that expand on the universe our slight gameplay alterations with major ramifications their franchise cash-ins their tired settings failing to capture the old magic their obvious failures to truly innovate

a mutual posted this on followers only but gave me permission to share: > I've said it before but I think trying to shame people out of voting is a losing strategy and just the other side of the same "vote blue no matter who" coin. > > The point is to /stop/ placing importance on voting and […]

Ed Balls

I just remembered that my girlfriend half-jokingly invented a ponysona for me the other day: Neighchel, whose symbol is a chef's hat (I know next to nothing about MLP)

RE: https://meta.masto.host/@GamingNews/116478843889152565 okay, does anyone else see the joysticks as eyes, the touchpads as cheeks, and the thing in the center as a fucked up little mouth, or is that just me

Linux newbie: "which distro should I use?" fedi poster 1: "use this distro!" Lunux newbie: "ok, I'll-" fedi poster 2: "no, that distro's horrible, for reasons. use this one instead" fedi poster 1: "they've fixed those issues! and your distro sucks!" fedi poster 2: "no they haven't!" [_fedi […]

it's Lesbian Visibility Day, so all straight men are required to become lesbians today. sorry I don't make the rules

me listening to Spock's Beard's _Snow_ at age 20: "damn, how did they pull off these vocal harmonies and twiddly keyboard arpeggios?" me listening at age 41: "this is a coming out story, Snow is totally transfem, CMV (you can't)"

scorecard for successfully flipping tortilla de papas: 5 out of the last 5 look at me, improving on something!

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my girlfriend, out of context: "did I just shit too close to the sun?"

[piss] @vantiss : "why do they make pink lemonade but not kink lemonade?" "..." "...kink lemonade is just piss"

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today's out of context quote: "then we must find MORE butts! and plug them!"

i think i have found the cutest mask to ever exist . aaaaaaaa

_how much of someone's body of writing is it safe to assume is "AI"-generated if they're caught using it once?_ all of it. literally every single bit, until or unless we have definite proof otherwise. I don't care if this makes me an absolutist in some folks' eyes. if you have no qualms about […]

[kink, bad] TF fetishists reading Kafka's Metamorphosis: :blobfoxowonotice:

personally I think david byrne looked just as beautiful before his suit augmentation surgery

we should promote responsible AI engagement for its legitimate uses such as... uh. and um. mphpft. bleepblop. um... yeah. anyway, as you can see, the technology has plenty of uses, and so

everyone wants a catgirl girlfriend until she pisses on your bed because you were gone too long

[tepache-posting] it's still amazing to me that I can just like, chuck a pineapple rind into some sugar-water for three days and what comes out is absurdly good

My friend @angylesbian.bsky.social is Kickstarting her second album. If you enjoy chamber folk, mentally ill lesbians, or helping kind people, give it a look www.kickstarter.com/projects/lau...

I'm making a bundt cake for @vantiss ' birthday on Monday, and while discussing it, she referred to the hole in the center of the pan as a 'Bundt hole.' folks, this is why I'm in love with her

Late-Nightthought: anti-consumerism/buy-nothing people are a special type of "and yet you participate in society. curious. I am very smart" guy who think they're actually the "we should improve society somewhat" guy

[lewd] my gifriend, showing me hot girls' nudes on fedi to disrupt my train of thought: "allosexuals are _so_ weak-minded"

world-weary kinksters: "I'm tired of life seeming like one long, increasingly repetitive cnc scene"

Late-Nightthought: anti-consumerism/buy-nothing people are a special type of "and yet you participate in society. curious. I am very smart" guy who think they're actually the "we should improve society somewhat" guy

creating a doomsday cult around the prophecy that the world will end when internet leftists return to twitter

tonight in Rachel is Very Normal: I spent like ten solid minutes giggling my ass off at the phrase "a hank of hair"

[alcohol] I ordered a couple bottles of Lindemans (raspberry and blackcurrant, if you're curious) for delivery, and of course they make me show my ID for scan because it's _technically_ an alcoholic beverage. because if it's one thing the kids are getting wasted on these days, it's 2.5% ABV […]

I'm using tilt controls!

me: "so the second half of my pen name, Underspoon, comes from a fake character created by Steven Wilson for his early Porcupine Tree albums" distant metamour: "really? I just thought it was referencing the idea that you're a bottom" me: "... I mean, you're not wrong, but"

so much of the way that conflict and disagreement happens on the internet is just adults doing high school social dynamics

listen, I accept your apology for reporting me to the principal. and in retrospect, I shouldn't have shoved you into that locker. that was absolutely wrong of me. now that you've rescinded your report, though, all is forgiven and we can acknowledge that both sides were at fault. you know, you […]

[misogyny] liberal feminists: #notallmen Mr. Beast's employee handbook: hold my impending lawsuit

[mh, kink] lowkey one of the best things for my mental health has been surrounding myself with people who, when my brain fog inevitably leads me to forget or misinterprer something, allow me to play it off as "teehee I'm such a bimbo" - or, if they're into it, playing into my embarrassment kink […]

posting monty python sketches to tiktok and cashing on billions of views from teenagers who've never heard of a dead parrot

don't be a coward. go ahead. kiss your fedi mutuals. what's stopping you other than untold miles of spatial distance?

the ""zombie virus pandemic"" is over okay. it's just a cold now. when are you gonna return to normality and start feasting on brains with the rest of us, huh?

everything new I learn about Australia makes me grateful as hell that I don't live there.ike apparently you folks have trees with giant fucking pinecones that fall and occasionally kill someone, and also you can eat the nuts inside? fucking brutal

me: "mom, can we have transfem representation?" mom: "no, we have transfem representation at home" the transfem representation at home: Brianna Wu

at a job interview "whats your biggest weakness?" "understanding the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics" "could you give an me an example?" "yes i could"