thinking about the "Pancakes; Divorce; Pancakes" episode of Review again

@vantiss : "you know, Bob the cat? from Doonesbury, I think? the one that goes 'ack?'" me: "...you mean Bill the Cat? from Bloom County?" @vantiss : "... yes!!"

choosy moms choose yiff

RE: https://mastodon.social/@h4ckernews/116216825805985823 Wait... wait... isn't? Wait... I thought the point was... What?

choosy moms choose yiff

why do they call it "oral" instead of a "glansing blow" or a "clitical hit"?

thinking about how when I first saw ads for Ed, Edd, & Eddy back in the day (I was like 9), I thought it was going to be Cartoon Network's version of South Park or something

only four 3rd person games have ever given me extreme motion sickness: * The Vanishing of Ethan Carter (had to play in smaller spurts even with camera settings tweaked) * SH: Shattered Memories (couldn't finish it) * Nier: Automata (took several iterations of camera tweaks before getting […]

FYI Mainframe is starting to air the restored HD versions of the original Reboot series on YouTube. youtu.be/inKdUICLmXY

ok charging bypass might just be the best feature the pixel 10a has that my 7 didn't

inventing a brand new type of posting that you do by using your mouth to make sound representing the words. I'm gonna call it "speaking"

inventing a brand new type of posting that you do by using your mouth to make sound representing the words. I'm gonna call it "speaking"

dynamic, AI-driven, forward-thinking polycule management

I love going places but fuck do I hate the process of getting there

There are two kinds of mask fit testing used in healthcare: • Qualitative, which uses a nebulized spray you can taste if it gets in your mask. • Quantitative, which uses a PortaCount fit testing machine to count how many ambient particles get inside your mask. youtube.com/watch?v=2xyN...

so, I moved to a Pixel 10a earlier this week, and ever since then, I haven't been getting notifications for fedi Notifications for every other app I'm using work fine, but neither moshidon nor fedilab seem to be giving me system-level notifs (even if I can see them in the app itself) I just […]

gonna tell my future kids these were kiki and bouba

they're doing this to me tomorrow

in re: the reports about "Windows 12" over the last day: it's not true

what a week,

just managed to get a clear on my very first run of Slay the Spire :3 with thanks to my gf for help and advice

i went to scary world but i had to leave for reasons i dont really want to talk about. no i didnt get scared. dont say that. i wasnt scared. i was really brave. i didnt get scared in scary world. stop telling everyone i got scared in scary world

titty seller. I'm headed into battle and I require your largest implants. you can't handle my largest implants, traveler! my largest breasts aren't fit for a Beast, let alone a woman

just learned grover norquist is still alive

It's obvious but I haven't personally seen it yet so

goals: no thoughts, head empty

just learned that @haveibeenpwned is on fedi! in case anyone else also had no idea and wants to follow :>

I thought for sure there had to be a mistake here, but it's exactly what it sounds like (sildenafil is viagra btw)

I thought for sure there had to be a mistake here, but it's exactly what it sounds like (sildenafil is viagra btw)

meows at you yes, specifically you

meows at you yes, specifically you

me trying to decide on a fursona

Have you seen the new chat app? It's totally decentralized. It's literally peer to peer. It's spammed with CSAM. It's literally got day-zero security exploits. You can probably log on without it erroring out. Dude it's got a standard from 1998. It's a vibe coded original. It's not on iOS. You […]

being a Disney adult in the year 2026 is like being a Democratic Party die-hard in the year 2026

my opinion on Disney adults is, I'm all for people living their cringe, but why can't you choose to be cringe about literally any other form of entertainment media

showing my gf the Wachiwski's Bound (1996) for the first time, but it's the Criterion Unrated version, and dang 👀

incredible. among other things, this doesn't mention COVID even once, and only mentions AI insofar as it talked about it displacing workers. it's the laptops, ofc […]

"i think it's good to have furry lipstick. I think furries deserve to have lipstick" -@YKantRachelRead

Undertale Yellow review so far: I think Lovely Lady RPG was the last time that it's been this obvious to me that a game was developed by furries (complimentary)

my HRT provider just sent out a very long rambling announcement in the client portal about them being subpoenaed that included suspicious use of markdown formatting, bountiful em-dashes, and also this really awesome prose

showing rachel Primer (2004) for the first time tn :3

[discussion of abuse, queer community conflict] whenever the intrusive thought that my former marriage wasn't as bad as I remember it being starts to enter my head, there are a few vivid memories that I redirect my thoughts to. one of those memories involves a time a few months before our […]

finding your timeline is too empty? simply find yourself following some accounts in an instance which is suddenly re-federating posts to you from 2 years ago. easy

anyway, I've also been watching Frieren S2, and the episodes are, at worst: "oh no, another Fern/Stark will-they-won't-they sequence" and at best, "this is a profound meditation on the passage of time and humanity's capacity for mythmaking." y'all should watch that.

a post on my timeline reminded me that I've been sitting on a review of Cosmic Princess Kaguya for several days now: visually gorgeous high-budget anime, the music is well done but not really my thing, and there's also some gay-baiting that's it. that's the review

PSA: If you block the `claude` user on GitHub, you'll get a warning every time you view a repo with that user in its commit history. This allows you to, the moment you look at a repo, immediately adjust your expectations. You may do so here: https://github.com/settings/blocked_users

I've been helping @vantiss troubleshoot an issue with her notifications, so this is what my most recent posts look like at the moment

posting from treehouse that's now on the latest glitchsoc! hopefully maybe this will mean we can get on the patchset that enables reactions at some point soon :eyes:

surprised they never made a Chanukah Kraft Dinner, they could've called it "Gouda Maccandchees"

An amusing #bumpersticker I encountered in the wild today. Cheers besties.