big structural bailey

did you hear about the guy who secretly infused his beer with nitrous oxide? it was a real brouhaha

it took like 30 minutes but I did it 😮‍💨 100 hits in the Hammer Rally in M&L: Brothership that was definitely easier than the similar ones in Super Mario RPG, but it was still plenty tough (and worth it for the Luck Charm DX :3) credit to my gf for providing (a) her lap & (b) encouragement :>

[Tara Knight meta, the "FBI letter" is a lie] so, after news spread not too long ago that transfeminist writer Tara Knight had allegedly received a threatening letter from the FBI, I noted that several details about the story didn't pass the smell test. consequently, I decided to wait for […]

did you hear about the guy who secretly infused his beer with nitrous oxide? it was a real brouhaha

they did surgery on the grape that makes you old

it took like 30 minutes but I did it 😮‍💨 100 hits in the Hammer Rally in M&L: Brothership that was definitely easier than the similar ones in Super Mario RPG, but it was still plenty tough (and worth it for the Luck Charm DX :3) credit to my gf for providing (a) her lap & (b) encouragement :>

[medical question, photo of skin irritation] i'm so confused ,, wtf is happening why is my skin so itchy and red and bumpy in random places ,,,, hydrocortisone ointment helps but it keeps happening in so many spots i can't just cover half my entire body in hydrocortisone

In 2004 i was 16, gmail was in closed beta, everyone wanted an account, and invites were really hard to find. People were paying hundreds of dollars for them. I had a blogger account i never used but i somehow ended up with a bunch of gmail invites and i found a site where people were trading […]

TÖLT IS GOING WELL

trigun stargaze ep1 first impressions: milly!! :3

@lizzie saw this on a walk today and had to gort it at you

me going back to find and boost the Original Wormo

@vantiss , out of context: "I don't want to talk to you! I want to be a ball!"

it's literally @soft

it's literally @soft

[lewd, kink] nintendo really released a game called "mario & luigi: brothership" and I didn't see a single incest yaoi joke on the entire internet shame on you, queer perverts

mastledong has no `@WednesdayOr` bot, this is a travesty

Shallot, shallittle

tfw a supplement gets recalled because it doesn't moost your metabolism

the humidity here tanked over the last day or so and I cannot seem to get enough lotion 💀 so dry

I was going to go ahead and order a couple Metrix tests to tide us over until we can get more PlusLife ones, only to find metrix ones are out of stock until mid february :s rip

just spent like an hour trying to get logged into my social security account because login.gov wanted to re-verify that i was me I'd already done so once last week for the california DROP act website, and it rejected my phone number (the one i've had since I was 14 years old!) as invalid, so I […]

occasionally when I see someone mentioning having a headache, I have to remind myself "oh right most people don't Always Have One - even getting one is unusual for most people"

[agdq super mario world run posting] doing kegels to maintain my p speed

tfw I was on hold for over 4 hours before they finally picked up (and no I didn't get an answer to my question but she did try really hard to get me one!)

The author of a viral Reddit thread alleging fraud at a food delivery company tried to back up his claim by sending me AI-generated documents. Today I'm publishing those documents in the hopes that it helps other reporter see what we're up against in the age […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

changing my name to "Amy A Mario" so people have to introduce me by saying "it's a-me, a-mario!"

"can we get a $5 big lady train?" - one of the #agdq2026 runners just now

sometimes I want to let my nails get longer again and then I remember what a massive pain in the ass housework was, not to mention guitar :s

heartbreaking: the sweetest person you know thinks they're the most uniquely evil entity alive, undeserving of any kindness whatsoever

heartbreaking: the sweetest person you know thinks they're the most uniquely evil entity alive, undeserving of any kindness whatsoever

[cwboost uspol shitpost] . https://is.meows.gay/notes/ah1ok9qv2qxgc0pp

I made a venn diagram to help you understand Moiré patterns.

eating cereal with water because i spent all my milk money on magic beans

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Event Where This Regularly Happens

archimedes screw?? I certainly hope he did

RANGING in the new year or something

me when i'm grateful for yuri

happy new yuri :3

OH, gf: "love to emerge from the gooey vagina to the rocky hellworld"

RANGING in the new year or something

[shitpost, adhd] "we need to listen to women’s voices“ - I do! They are in my head keeping me awake at night

[discussion of intimate partner abuse, SA, self-harm] so, this is a tragic fucking situation. a while back, a YouTuber named Gem - who's primarily known for his educational videos on the Splatoon metagame under the channel Squid School - was accused of emotional abuse and sexual assault by a […]

thinking about the bripe again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MnxlhXeGdM my brain when i'm trying to sleep

technology connections meme ? on my instagram feed ? it's more likely than one would think

[shitpost, v minor AI: Somnium Files 3 spoilers] as soon as we saw this, my gf and i both immediately said "It's more likely than you think!"