it’s not always easy having a blazingly brilliant creative mind

"Because You Watched Bob's Burgers" Hulu recommends The Darjeerling Limited. I dunno if yer system is working over there everybody. Least of all cause I watched The Darjeerling Limited on Hulu like a month ago so why recommend it again.

yes but IF you spend some time with the High Mucklord of the Slime Goblins you'll realize she's actually pretty cool

it is absurd how good Final Destination Bloodlines is. Just making the characters compelling and likable people who care about each other goes such a long way.

it is just basically that I have to find words for my feelings and arrange them in such a way that you might understand them. I have other motivations for writing but that's a huge one.

we watched a Hallmark movie where Elizabeth Reaser played a "Jessica" and that was interesting

ostracized from the crime family yet again for seducing the boss's wife

you know trans women in sports debates were always bullshit because even chess authorities banned us from competing. chess!

let’s gather round for some stories of the old gods and heroes such as they may be remembered

the movie was alright. a little sleepy, and being primarily a comedy, the crappy subtitles decidedly impact the experience!

what do I want for Christmas? how about even the slightest physical intimacy har dee har har

they call me mister vampire! [table slam]

once again, I sit down to watch a Hong Kong movie on streaming and the subtitles seem translated properly but riddled with basic typographical and formatting errors that one glance would catch. I’ll have to grade Miracles: The Canton Godfather on a curve I guess.

also if you want nice Thanksgiving feelings and good times, just watch all the Bob's Burgers Thanksgiving episodes. Most years I end up doing this and then I do it again for Christmas.

violinist girlfriend leads me around like a rat on a string

if anyone feels like helping a broke bitch stay housed and fed <3

hey, you need a family today? i'm your family. come hang out and watch some old TV with your mom. maybe help me make rent for the month and eat food twitch.tv/keiiplays

America is not good enough to deserve Darlene Love but she's blessed us anyway, amen

bad news, the Macy's pirate float has been boarded by the Straw Hats. they are holding the Macy's elves below decks and demanding the release of political prisoners in exchange for their freedom.

(foreigner singing about leftovers) you're as cold as rice / unwilling to reheat thrice

does the blonde lady from the psoriasis medication commercial have an account on here this is important

I think Mario should just admit that he dyes his mustache

the year: 1997 welcome... to the future

it’s totally okay if today is just a random day off to you, and if it’s not even that, just know that by working you’re probably saving someone’s day and you deserve to be appreciated

do you ever party too hard

shout out to all the baby hepcats in the crowd tonite

a ring a ding dong ding basically

let’s write about the idea that ideas are people. welcome to the ideazone

the latest in sausage technology

I really hate any joke/“observation” with the premise “if you do x then people will be interested in you” because it’s just a complete fucking lie lmao

heh. you would think that. wait until I play my ultimate card... the octo-dog

I just feel like I barely started to figure out what I was actually good at when I was like 25 (and then took much longer to actually put it into practice) which probably is normal but I just had shrunk my life so small by then I still barely am able to crawl forward

I thought I was smart in a specific way that it took me forever to realize I'm actually not and it's honestly very freeing to just realize my limitations and focus on what I'm actually good at it, instead of gesturing at stuff without doing the actual work and wondering why it means nothing

let’s all just really enjoy my attention tonight in fact maybe if it was craved by someone that could be interesting, there’s no bad ideas

it’s sorta like porno but the people look different you see

Mia Goth biting my fingers off

will you get the surgery to get that dawg in you removed…? sorry, sorry, I shouldn’t ask

you ever wish you were a misanthrope because why would your brain be designed to have such strong feelings that will never be returned? haha me neither no worries

it’s a society for women who are awake deep into the night

we joke about “exploring each other’s bodies” but do you ever think actually you could really use a lil mapping mission

entrahppment is what copsh do to thievesh

are you all ready to rock about soybean subsidies

third decade of wondering how to get invited to the smart girls table

the new toothbrush went well last night but I’ll keep you apprised of future developments

I never see any steel sheep walking around though

missed connections on craigslist (or in actual personals): did that ever actually work?

they should make another coneheads movie

I forgot to buy steel wool again

good scene for the Phil Collins biopic is when he first hears about the In The Air Tonight concert spotlight thing

bury me inside the old Nick at Nite logo