are we doing enough, with worms? The dune one, obviously, tremors. Big guy made of worms, big bunch of worms all around the place. Worm dragon? Wheres the worm guys, worm cults, wormspell. We might be doing wrong by worms, is what I'm saying. Leaving a lot on the table, re:worms

My cat testing for the 349575th time whether or not biting me will make me feed him more

I really, really need to move because every time it storms I worry one of these giant dogshit cottonwood trees is going to fall on my house. One literally did fall on my neighbor’s house last summer so this is a valid fear

please enjoy this upbeat holiday music from Chumbawamba, an underrated band of world class haters

Bring back broadway musicals where the cast is naked

That pull to the left is normal, it has nothing to do with the 5,000 potholes you just drove through

I predict arson will be the weapon of choice for many dissatisfied Americans in the upcoming years. Long periods of drought & high speed winds make for ideal conditions. Avoids direct conflict and sometimes one gets away with it. This is not an endorsement, just divine prophecy/pattern recognition

'All you had to do was pay us enough to live. There goes your inventory': video shows employee setting fire to Kimberly Clark warehouse in Southern California, destroying it completely

Mayor is a job for dogs and people with a humiliation kink

“Decades of research have consistently shown that stadiums are not major engines for economic growth and that subsidies typically outweigh the economic benefits.“ But sure let’s keep pushing for that fucking stadium

Gotta refresh the pink in my hair before camping so the trees know what kind of weirdo I am

I don’t ACTUALLY want to go to seminary, given that I left church some 20+ years ago, but SOMEONE’S gotta stand at a pulpit and breathe fire over the willful misinterpretation of scripture

the kids look like topeka dinner theater stage production versions of radcliffe and co it's extremely funny

Revolutionary dish washing

Brutal.

It’s always a great day to call your senator and reps and tell them to eat shit

Hey guys what’s for dinner?

Who is that handsome fella on the end @countwhorlok.bsky.social

Hey, have a seat. What I’m doing here is I’m looking for a copy of a decades-old book that contains a picture of the specific reconstruction-era cross stitch that inspired Michael Stipe to write Swan Swan H. How does this feel? Better than trying to ban books at schools where you don’t have kids?

The deleterious effects of not having a hobby are becoming a defining point in this cultural moment—and who is poised to help? That’s right: the autistics. Job fair day where we all set up tables explaining our deep dives and give people a hand out, a path back to society.

Space pants 🚀

I keep seeing posts on the local subreddit that boil down to “I have no friends and I don’t know how to meet people.” It seems like everyone has forgotten you can just talk to people. Pick any recurring activity, make a point of regularly showing up, and you’re almost guaranteed to make a friend.

my husband is married to me, a beautiful woman, and he never spends time harassing women online. have some of these guys thought of trying that?

Thought a tolerance break would help with some gut issues, but it’s been worse since I started. Beginning to think weed is the only thing keeping this body functioning

For several minutes before this picture was taken, he was head butting me in the face while drooling and purring. This happens most mornings. When I walk around the room getting ready, he follows me until I am finished so we can bonk heads.

The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of baddies of indeterminate gender

The ghost I sublet my body to keep complaining at me via burps. I keep telling them “shut up, you’re not even on the lease!” But they keep causing me to burp and asking me to fix the light switch. I don’t even know where the light switch is? In my chest?!

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Pretending that CVS is an immersive experience about extending carceral logics to toothpaste

I think all social media, including Bsky, should die. I say that as someone who has forged lifelong friendships and met my spouse via social media. Until/unless the internet reverts to being a place you have to visit instead of an ever-present parallel reality, we’ve lost social media privileges.

everybody likes me nobody hates me sucks cause im hungry for worms

Asking an improv group would be better, as there’s a real chance someone in that group is a therapist. Seemingly higher than average amounts of lawyers do improv too.

OH MY GOD

Kinda thought I wouldn’t be gardening at this house this year but… I am! So here’s some pretty early blooming native plants.

we still have time for Full Communism

anywho if anyone needs any photos restored or retouched, or design work, or web-planning(or web design!), or photography shit, or anything plz lemme know 🥲 need to make rent by the weekend ///:

Unsettling dreams. Feeling stuck. Feeling like I should’ve sucked it up and finished grad school.

Would anyone like two tickets to The Last Dinner Party tonight at The Midland? Free! Opening band starts at 8. I'd have to transfer them to you in the AXS app. If you want them, message me.

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

Caroline Cash‬ is absolutely killing it with the Nancy strip. It's super funny and it's one of the best looking strips out there right now.

I’m reading War and Peace, and you know, probably a lot more people would read it if they knew just how extremely cunty the dialogue is

This is the mom in me speaking, but if your tiny town doesn’t have an antique shop downtown next to a coffeshop/cafe, what are you even doing? Leaving money on the table, that’s what! Tiny towns are the best place for some casual antiquing

47/100 thank you for helping 😭😭

A quick warning about gas starting in May, your fuel will last even shorter durations bc they will be diluting it even more. E15 gasoline can now be sold. 15% ethanol based gas evaporates faster and creates more smog in warmer months.

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

When I am in charge HGTV and Bravo are getting nationalized

This is just a fantastically reported story about the history of jaywalking as a crime Did you know Kansas City passed the first anti-jaywalking law? Did you know Boy Scouts used to pass out cards shaming jaywalkers? www.kcur.org/history/2026...

Tolerance break starts Wednesday so we probably need to smoke all this weed that’s still in the house

House spouses and stay at home parents deserve publicly subsidized income. (But also everyone does)

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you