There’s a lot of bedazzling involved in burlesque

many of our national, cultural, political, psychic, and sexual problems would be solved by the release of a new SSX video game.

I am certain that whenever someone posts about “gatekeeping art” or whatever, they’re talking about posting drawings online for clicks. They never mean arranging rocks in the back yard. They never mean whistling to yourself and finding a tune that makes you happy. They never mean napkin doodles.

the ancient world just intuitively understood that hot beverages taste better when poured out of a little dude. we had the technology before, and we can again.

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For my birthday, there’s something I’d like to do in Michigan and something I’d like to do in Wisconsin. For being so geographically close together, you’d think that wouldn’t be an issue but there’s a pesky body of water between them that makes it difficult

Karen I love you

I’ve been feeling mostly ok since Grayson died last week, but I picked up his remains today and the little tuft of his fur did me in. He was so soft, so beautiful

I can’t say “figure you out” without devolving into Nickelback. Why is that groove so deep?

The Bush family is a bunch of monsters but they’re also so funny

I am a pessimist about the GOP because they are unrelenting evil. I’m a pessimist about the Democrats because they’re weak and feckless. But I’m an optimist about the American people.

Every excerpt I see from those Epstein emails drives me a little further into madness. What do you mean the billionaire pedophiles who cannot spell or form coherent sentences yet somehow hoard 90% of the resources on this planet were discussing the benefits of sucking girl cock? Where’s the wall???

You don’t want hands free driving, you want trains. You want trains you want trains you want TRAINS

People need to understand that a large part of being in a society is actually performative. But being performative is not a bad thing! People wear signals of our virtue so neighbors know how to find each other without needing to say a word. That’s both practical and performative.

build relationships with: • drug dealers • aspiring ecoterrorists • strippers • biohacker gremlins • yaoi artists • ppl w/ arson charges • 30-50 feral hogs • sluts • vampires • thick werewolves • ppl on 5 different stimulants • tranarchists • dudes who self-suck • heretics • big titty goth gfs

the explosive says “letsa go!” before it reaches its target.

nintendo is going to drone strike the data center responsible for this

Those of us with the biggest privileges have the biggest responsibility to take risks. Not all of us pay the same price for resistance.

“When ICE comes to my city…” They’re already there. Maybe not in the numbers or way you see it playing out in Minnesota, but they’re in your city and they’re kidnapping your neighbors. In KC, they’re snatching people from their homes and the immigration courthouse. The time to act is now

I could get a part time job…. OR I could find yet another way to volunteer in getting food to people who need it. Probably know how this is gonna go

My sidekick, my muse, my familiar, my little alien prince, my handsome boy is gone. It feels like a piece of my soul has been taken away. He knew how to say three English words. He would have been 14 in a few weeks. It was not enough time together. It never would have been. I love you, Grayson.

It’s fire 🔥 Walk with me

This was just me making this comparison yesterday, but today the Korean news is calling Minnesota "America's Gwangju" and have human rights lawyers explaining how America is now living through the dictatorship Korea once had.

Just about every famous nerdy guy I ever liked turned out to exist on a spectrum from “kinda sucks” to “absolute human garbage.” Most of the non-famous ones, too.

Also, the primary purpose of law enforcement body cams, functionally speaking, will always be the surveillance and criminalization of members of the public, not law enforcement themselves. Extraordinary exceptions confuse people about this.

also, it's a great app to use for ordinary everyday chatter. yes it's secure but it's not about being secure, it's about being NORMAL in a way that chat apps mostly fail to be. Having your conversations be ephemeral and not having everything logged somewhere is the normal state of talking to people

Modern Times Cafe in south Minneapolis is changing its name and its business model for as long as ICE remains in Minneapolis. Effective immediately, the cafe will operate as Post Modern Times and will be shifting to a free and donation-based structure.

friendship ended with kim kitsuragi. now yakov little is my best friend

My cat is dying and refuses to eat but will meow very sadly at me all day as if I am the cause and solution to his problems

I hate AI images and videos and anyone making/sharing them can fuck off into the sun. Just spent an hour doing online sleuthing to help someone figure out whether a video of someone who lost a finger to a “less lethal” round was AI or real (final ruling: it’s real.)

be yrslf asterisk (24 mins) www.noncanon.com/comics/2026-...

🚨KC METRO AND ALL OF THOSE OPPOSED TO THE SYSTEM OF CONCENTRATION CAMPS BUILT IN THEIR NAME🚨 Platform Ventures made a contract with DHS to sell a large commercial warehousing facility for an internment camp. This not only violates the spirit of their contract with Port KC but all of KC. CALL THEM

There is no way in hell the United States under the Trump regime can host the World Cup in a few months. They are murdering citizens in broad daylight, threatening war against NATO, and lawlessly kidnapping children and foreign heads of state. The world has to organize a boycott. It’s not safe.

Snow day ❄️

There are a lot of men out there who do not see any of the logistics happening around them and they're like "wait, where the fuck did these hand warmers come from?" Look at every kid wearing mittens, and that's your answer. From the people who have been silently keeping hands warm for centuries.

I think @sarahjeong.bsky.social said it's because they devalue women's labor and a LOT of this Scary Logistics stuff comes from people who don't understand that basically all of the civic life they enjoy is created with the help of free labor, largely by women.

KCDSA Member Elias talks about the history of the Latino community in Kansas City and the significance of the current moment.  Talk to your neighbors, join a local organization, and do what you can to protect your community.

A random guy just showed up at my house and started clearing the driveway of snow. I went out to tell him he had the wrong address and he decided to finish mine anyway

every great laker has a little switch in the back of their head and if you flip it they decide they only get to go to lutheran heaven if they kill a plantation owner and the more plantation owners they kill the more lutheran the heaven they get to go to becomes

This kind of community care is supposed to be categorically impossible in America and they know it and it infuriates them. It is our greatest weapon

I have so many thoughts about Pathologic 3 and mythmaking and living in a time of fractured realities and I just need 3-5 people to sit in a room with me for an hour while I talk about it

Abolish ICE, prosecute and imprison its leaders, impeach and remove the President from office. This is the only sane reaction to a group of armed men kidnapping and gunning down our neighbors in the street.

I feel like this article is really of a piece with the story of the biracial trans woman who let noted piece of shit Jake Lang into her car because in the moment he approached, she saw a scared human being desperate for help and not a white supremacist.

This kind of info should not be behind the paywall. So here it is, not behind the paywall: archive.today/hspjJ

Do you think god ever worries about whether we’ll forgive him

We forgot to move the firewood today to keep it dry from the snow and tomorrow’s high is 9 but right now it’s a balmy 33 so I guess we’re doing this in the dark

The thrift gods have once again blessed me. Found the perfect character shoes for my burlesque acts and snow boots for when I’m handing out firewood in this weekend’s snowstorm

“But I don’t have time to get involved in my community!” Let me see your screen time recap and planner. We’ll find the time. Oh you don’t have a planner? There’s the first problem

Important info on the experiences and responses of Twin Cities residents during the occupation of MN. I hope KC is ready to come together to protect each other like this. We’re going to win.

I've been here 24 hours, but already with what I've seen, well, I genuinely believe we're going to win. People here are well aware that what happens here impacts the entire country, that it sets the tone for resistance. ICE is angry, ICE is terrified, of how deeply unpopular it is.