Sunday is both Father's Day and the summer solstice. My excitement is palpable. Can't wait to do my quarterly warlockcraft.

I feel like more movies about the suburbs should be described as "dystopian" Somehow an urban landscape is automatically dystopian, but a bunch of single-story office buildings surrounded by parking lots gets shunted off somewhere else in the collective imagination

At the bare minimum, introducing Dutch athletes to the American street delicacy, rolled coal.

Some guy in an F-150 is about to kill an entire World Cup team because he was reading about Jelly Roll's divorce on his iPhone

Give the Drummer Some More: Advances in Breakbeat Analysis/Synthesis (2022) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siYeBhrggQU

accidentally liked a slop picture of a conversation pit so now I have to post a real one www.reddit.com/r/FuckYourEa...

When you're getting ready to a threesome while watching the Challenger launch

Eugenicist piece of shit.

this tv sat on a stoop for a month in summer before i took it in lmao, it will also randomly “scream” for like 2 minutes and turn itself off

A good rule of thumb when welcoming tourists to your city is to not just assume they are all criminals and build a $25M temporary jail. And apparently Kansas City is the only city unwelcoming enough to build a new jail for the tourists.

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━🙃━┻ Although not as frequent as before, there are still plenty of times where a good UTF-8 Emojicon is the only thing that fits the bill

This is a pretty sweet deal if you're a giant nerd

My wife leads a bike bus from our neighborhood to Downtown every Tuesday to try to help people bike commute, and I swear to god since they started it has rained every single Tuesday.

A fun thing about trying to skateboard in my 40s is that when I wake up I know exactly why I'm sore

Texas GOP clarifies that, yes, they really do hate Muslims, full stop www.texastribune.org/2026/06/15/t...

First car commute in 16 years Survived

Good day to skate

I found this horrifying drink recipe on my phone

The way that Dril's twitter account in the 2010s provided us with a detailed map of Pete Hegseth's brain today is truly a miracle of prophecy

I chose to believe that this means I can have a cool record collection I film the day I die

last night Mr planet said he had an idea he wanted to act on and he would do it if “3 girls or 12 guys approved” and I just like the way that he laid it out. There’s a gender-opinion exchange rate. You can cash in the opinion of 4 boys to get the opinion of a woman.

Dudes rock bsky.app/profile/hist...

this is what they want to take from us

gm

Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.

alt text: A crowd of extremely likeable, determined, & cheerful people massed together in a city with trees behind them, waving a trans flag high & an enormous banner reading in pink on black: NO PRIDE IN TRANSPHOBIA UK FUCK OFF, with which sentiment all people of good heart & spirit & mind agree

Hey everyone, my friends @bikewalkkc.bsky.social are raising money for a bike lane sweeper! Please chip in if you can (and share): bikewalkkc.org/sweeper/?fbc...

Kansas City really been fucking up with that "cover the streetcar in art from local artists" thing and not letting me put opossums all over one of them, what the fuck

Keep the scaffolding up, I'm sure we can find another use for it

"Rack-rooted rovernment rugs"

i think the dark chapter from american history that scooby doo is best suited to mention by name has got to be ruby ridge

lol ok now nobody around here has any excuse for fucking it up www.kansascity.com/news/local/a...

The Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social

The Trump admin continues to go after Kansas schools for not making life as shitty as possible for kids they don't like Olathe rolled over and that still wasn't enough You can't bargain with these assholes, you fight back or you die www.kansascity.com/news/politic...

Imagine being in marketing for the pet health insurance company Fetch. You're spending all of your working days trying to make Fetch happen.

honestly yeah do you think the french would stand for this shit no there’d be a bunch of farmers pulling them off with rope and horses

if i had my way when that tarp and scaffolding come down both Trump and Kennedy's names will have been replaced with a sick-ass mural of Dale Earnhardt killing God with an X-Wing

For no reason at all I'm going to remind folks to read "Everything for Everyone" because it is good www.commonnotions.org/buy/everythi...

Widows Bay Ep9: most directors would have cut that genealogy scene down and they would have been WRONG and they would have been COWARDS who didn't TRUST their ACTORS

Georgia Louise Harris Brown 2nd African American woman to become licensed architect in US. 1st Black woman to earn degree in architecture @ University of Kansas. Later worked on large projects in #Brazil incl designing an airport, factories & homes b #OTD 12 Jun 1918 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia...

It is easier for straight men to imagine embedding surveillance technology into every corner of their bathrooms than it is for them to just fucking remember to put the toilet seat back down

so small he only need 1 popcorn

The most accurate way to tell if your company is a startup is that you have a [email protected] email address

Teams have to wash and steam #WorldCup shirts to remove shoulder bulges. "Nike boasted about the use of 'computational design'… driven by performance data that incorporated elements of AI to work alongside the company’s designers as they crafted the kits." How could they even ship these?! Shame.

Summer vibes

X-Files S1E7 is about a computer programmer who creates a powerful AI and doesn't want to the government to get their hands innit and turn it into a weapon Kind of fun to watch a 30+ year old depiction of AI and think about what it got right and wrong

I have yet to be invited to a group chat (complimentary)