I've read poetry for almost every day of National Poetry Month so I have that going for me

Debate lord types like "debate" because even if they're wrong it means they are important enough to have opinions that should be discussed The worst thing imaginable for them is that they are so wrong that they are irrelevant

Data center selling you reclaimed cooling water as AI e-girl bath water

Today so far: * dumped coffee into metal french press frame because i forgot to put the carafe in * 8AM meeting right after school drop off * system I manage starts showing weird behavior but no errors in prod * SRE wants help validating dev and staging systems * I forget to pick up kid from school

I don’t know exactly what it’ll look like, but the Bryan Johnson story is going to end in stunning catastrophe. I’m just waiting for the day.

Drawing a cross in the dirt with my foot when encountering a new person like I'm a first century Christian, but it's actually a "T" as in "maybe it will happen Today"

This is about a block from my house I saw the commotion yesterday but couldn't quite tell what happened I went by today, looks like the car jumped the curb, hit the mower (which hit a tree), and then continued about halfway through the church parking lot www.kshb.com/news/crime/m...

horns should be inside the car, facing the driver

Hey ... You don't need to lay down on your horn I promise that you are annoying the shit out of everyone, not just the person you're mad at

We keep us safe 🌹💕 Free brake light and turn signal repair this Saturday, May 2 from 11AM-5PM @ Community Assistance Council, 10901 Blue Ridge Blvd, KCMO.

The beautiful ambiguity of "free jazz show"

it’s incredible that we’ve invented a technology that is frighteningly good at generating plausible english sentences and my phone is still like, “did you mean ‘I lorb you?’”

Therapy is great but don't forget that you can also get a skateboard, learn to ollie, and jump over one thing every day

I think it’s the subtle flaws like goblin deficiency that we don’t even know what we are losing when we choose AI that are the most concerning

Well well well, looks like SOMEONE regrets scraping every single post from tumblr

One of the first things I'm going to do if I find myself unemployed again is post a bunch of pictures of the abandoned video rental place in Roeland Park

Here's a teddy bear for your Tuesday evening, because I didn't want to get up to draw something

I had a dream about this weird charming school/hotel that was trying to eat my family My alarm went off before the dream ended, but I'm pretty sure it was going to win

I found a handwritten poem in a book of Borges poems

Blue Monday

Blockbuster was the sanitized video store in every town. Every town also had their version of Video Corner in a strip mall next to a random pizza place that had things like Frankenhooker and Evil Dead available, and a curtained off area in the back. It was the best

I doubt we’ll ever give the Ronettes the credit they deserve, may her memory be a blessing, thank you for everything

Saw somebody say that BlueSky was gonna get shut down because the weekend's shooter has an account Do not promise me the sweet relief of oblivion if you can't deliver

fellow parents, your son being a "big fan" of andrew tate and clavicular is "red alert take fmla and get him in counseling" time

Parenting is tricky and kids make their own choices, but I feel like this would be a "drop everything and focus 100% on being a dad and fixing it" situation

Well, in my experience, there's only one way to hang out with Mussolini. 🦇

RIP Marcel Duchamp you would have loved this shit

"I'm at the strip mall for the *right* reasons" I whisper to myself

Getting a bunch of those "I bought this before he went crazy" stickers and slapping them on the Info Wars-branded 50 gallon drums of protein powder I have stored in my garage in order to address any questions that come up when I have visitors

Hearing Joy Division at the mall still feels weird But also I can buy a skateboard at the mall 1995 me would feel things

This guy has to be a plant, right?

I feel like I am kind of a kindred spirit with Kash Patel, as a dumbass who's floated up because I'm a good hang. I feel a lot of empathy with him, and because of that I'm happy to report that he is In Hell

I got imposter syndrome pretty bad I don't think I could handle opening up the newspaper and seeing "lonestartallboi sucks at their job and does not belong there and will be fired soon"

Like I'm pretty stoned at the moment and imagining that I could walk around a corner and instantly have to be Doing My Job is the most terrifying concept

Imagine being Kash Patel and getting cucked at the WHCD while crossfaded out of your mind and then suddenly having to be At Work

I don't want to cut these fucks any slack but also adrenaline does some absolutely fucked up shit to your brain

We're all taking our friends to the range today, right?

If you're bad at a thing you don't have to try to do it There's a lot of roles in the kitchen, it's ok to just be the guy who makes the soup

[me, mumbling half-heartedly] I can't stand it I know you planned it Imma set it straight, this Watergate

the catholic church has joined the war on cinema on the side of cinema. everyone involved in marvel will be excommunicated.

Honestly setting up firing squad infrastructure from scratch is tough so they did the tankies a favor there

Also the reason why we've seen an explosion in ADHD diagnosed is because we successfully stopped teens from smoking.

Two out of three so far and we also went to the skateboard shop

I am reminded of the story relayed in Adam Curtis's The Trap about John Nash et al. at Rand attempting to test game theory games simulation on their secretaries and it not working as hypothesized because the secretaries chose cooperation.

I watched 2 videos of people disecting Beast Games and the problems of the games in them and what stuck out to me but was largely unexamined was that the whole show seems to hinge on MrBeast viewing all of humanity as greedy backstabbing misanthropes and the games break down when they aren't

Old enough that "New Balance skate shoes" still feels weird

this ain't it, and will never be it. distracted driving is a serious emergency that requires categorical rethinking of driving culture and infrastructure. AI and biometric surveillance isn't going to help.

Watching 411 skate videos and listening to Black Flag with my son until he's old enough to not think it's cool

yes, i am a collector of fine art,