My son did the obligatory field trip to a one-room school house I remembered my experience being kind of shitty and demoralizing so I talked to him about it a bit beforehand He came back and said it was kind of stressful because he kept getting yelled at for not having his feet flat on the floor

Taking agency from the driver and moving it to the vehicle is how we end up with stacks of dead pedestrians every year

Happy 10 year anniversary to my greatest selfie ever I "exited" my job a few hours later Had a kid a few weeks later Got a pacemaker three months later Wild times

Part of the reason I'm not totally dooming over AI video generation is that there are already so many ways that we are lied to with "real" photos (like this 1990s LA standing in for 2020s Portland)

Werewolf season

All warnings should be accompanied by pictures of hot people violating the rules Otherwise how will be learn?

This story is amazing and I hope it get national traction because it nicely encapsulates the level of pettiness and entitlement we're seeing TL;DR Trump tried to take a sword from a presidential museum to give to a literal king, the museum director said "no" but found an alternative, and was fired

Victory New sketchbook fits in goofy man bag

My son and I built the LEGO haunted mansion over the weekend, which inspired me to draw a creepy house

Post four albums that bring you into spooky season

The best way to avoid phishing scams is to rarely check your email

Post four albums that bring you into spooky season

I made a French breakfast burrito

When the music is "difficult" but not in a cool way

"The cops will arrest ICE" Motherfucker shut the fuck up do I need to come over there and explain this to you with jangley keys and shiny rocks?

to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game

Not for nothing: if you live in KC (or even of you don't!) and want to support non-AI generated local reporting on LOTS of stuff, including local politics, arts and culture, @thepitch.bsky.social would love to have you.

[wistfully looking out the window] When will my wife return from Chappell Roan?

Lifeforce in 4K is crazy to me. Absolutely no shade to the VFX which are in fact quite good but that movie is the most "made to be watched in pan and scan on Space Channel at midnight" movie to ever exist

"the climate crisis continues its to loom"

Behold the gift of prophecy

If you want to find me at Mastodon I'm [email protected] Just passing that along for no reason

I made this on a plotter 6 years ago, after doing a cardiac stress test I joked that it was a tribute to my failing heart Anyway 3 months later I had a picture of the failed heart sitting on a metal table, and now all I've got is my tribute

MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT

Pssst!! Free spaghetti in the park; pass it on

it's Jean Baudrillard's world, and we can't quite tell if we're living in it or not and it's driving us kind of insane

It seems like my city has more restrictions on kids riding e-bikes than some of these places have on driverless vehicles

You'd at least hope that governments would have either said "You can't use driverless cars here" Or "You can use driverless cars here because we've spent at least 5 minutes thinking about the implications" Instead it appears that they just YOLO'd it

“Altogether, that represents a staggering 36 percent of the U.S. population; only 25 percent of total transportation infrastructure spending, meanwhile, flows towards transit, biking, and walking.” It is time to rightsize our transportation budgets to meet the needs of people. #WeekWithoutDriving

Bad Bunny is like the most popular musical artist in America If you're having trouble assimilating to the dominant culture that might be a sign that you don't belong here Am I doing this right?

My take on the Super Bowl is that most people would probably be a lot happier if they just went out and played flag football with a group of friends, and maybe in the middle of the game you take a break and Amanda gets out her drum machine and trumpet and plays some experimental jazz

Acts of imagination and creative play do have a place in countering the rancid, psychotic imagination of this administration. It's just one way, but the juxtaposition is important because it helps us remember how utterly bankrupt it is in normal human values.

Coffee zombie

Really the fake VHS artifacts are the most viscerally annoying part of the slop nostalgia videos that I keep glimpsing

Seasonal skeleton sketches

Are people out the fucking almond cakes?

Did you know you can check out board games from the Library? 🎲 Jazz up your game nights with top-rated games on the shelves at the Bluford, Plaza, and Waldo branches. #KansasCity #KCMO #ThingsToDoInKC

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If one cop attacks another cop do we still blame Antifa or what?

The concern here is legit But what I want to do is shift the understanding of video (and images in general) Images have NEVER be objectively true, they always involve framing and editorial choice This is a good time to embrace that and move on

Let's remember that in 2020 Johnny Rotten got a flea bite on his dick because he was playing with a squirrel loudwire.com/johnny-rotte...

Beep beep table inspector #whiskerwednesday

Fleeting beauty on the way to drop 15yo off at school.

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Good sky on the walk this morning

October is the best month of the year and the best ppl are born this month. This is science.

I see that my October birthday buddies were up early this morning Octoberposting

SKUNKTEMBER IS OVER POSSTOBER HAS BEGUN

This set fucking slaps (don't forget ya boy here is a Libra and has a birthday coming up) www.lego.com/en-us/produc...