yeah i’m not gonna have any fun watching this

our phones became the shadows in the cave

It's amazing how much conversation there was about the Cup playoffs until the moment it became clear it was going to be Hurricanes v. Golden Knights and then it absolutely evaporated

watching the stanley cup playoffs, something that will certainly lighten my evening and not make me angry about things i cannot control

I DO IT FOR MY DADDY AND I DO IT FOR DALE 🗣️🗣️

you should be doing more illegal things than just smoking weed and driving poorly

women love to lie

culturally, this decade will be remembered for being uninspired

actually very much for the shorter albums trend, considering i think most EPs are stronger releases than albums because they trim the fat

the second most important thing behind making art is listening to artists talk about making art, especially art you don’t necessarily engage with

don’t start a podcast with a clip i’m gonna hear later. i have already clicked on your show, i have already committed to wasting an hour listening to you yap, don’t fucking insult my attention span by assuming i need a teaser to convince me to listen to the thing i’m already listening to.

conceptually, i understand the appeal of a fried egg with crispy edges. practically, if you serve me an egg that’s crunchy, i am swinging on you

people respect genuine irreverence. not being edgy and saying idgaf, but disregarding social constructs that don’t mean anything to you.

i’ve never had a social media account with my legal first name, crazy it took fascism for y’all to catch up to me

the most important life choice you can be making right now is which faction you’ll be fighting for in the climate wars

if it adds any context to my relationship with christianity, my church was woke enough to watch Jesus Christ Superstar in youth group

now and forever

i fundamentally fail to understand the purpose of these docuseries of celebrities going around the world and “discovering themselves” or whatever. if it takes traveling the world for you to give a fuck about the global south you’re genuinely pathetic.

Miles Davis - BOTD in 1926

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

This is the poet who wrote it. Like the poem? Buy his book. 😉

its june u guys... dont listen to experimental music its fucking pride month you should listen to experiwomental music ONLY

happy pride, any excuse to post my favorite poem

every now and then a short but fairly jacked man will make eye contact with me and i see a little piece of him die because no matter how much he works out he can never be as tall as me

taking genre seriously in any capacity in the year of our lord 2026 shows that you don’t know a single thing you’re talking about

find yourself a pride month that's not for straight people

having an altar ego is all fun and games until the one with the job doesn’t want to do this shit anymore

I find it moving that Lynch's legacy in the queer community is now forever tied to the phrase "fix your hearts or die". It has become a rallying cry. It is bigger than him. It is bigger than Twin Peaks. It is beautiful.

urbexers are so fucking annoying that they made literal water some spooky bullshit

fell asleep with my laundry in the wash which isn’t a big deal except someone else wanted to use the washing machine so now i have to wait til morning to dry my wet lump of clothes on the dryer

3oh3! is on a relevance arc and i am unfortunately tapped into

unless your fingers don’t work, surely you can correct the homophones in your voice-to-text message

how many times do i have to fucking remind y’all

actually swinging for the fences and saying Queen. they got the treatment everyone thinks Nirvana re:Cobain got. current generation only cares because of the fuckass Rami Malek biopic. never revolutionary, just a chart topper incapable of pushing boundaries. ironically comparable to Foo Fighters

idk man i think your reverence for the white house as a concept is a solid litmus test for liberal vs leftist

if we somehow make it long enough for “the culture wars” to become a textbook chapter, i can’t imagine anyone reading it thinking everyone involved was anything but the dumbest motherfucker alive

“you should sell those” you should learn to make it for yourself, actually!

gen z only hates millennials because they interact with them more, if they understood that Gen X is just Boomer Lite they’d have a fucking field day

ask a gen x man his favorite band and i can guarantee you it’s one of them

attending a wedding for the first time since maybe 2022. open bar. only caveat is i have to be upright enough to play Free Bird by the end of the night.

computah, divest all defense funding into creating soups meant to be consumed cold

quick, before pride month starts, you can tell one of those annoying letterpeople that they’re being gay in a george santos way

very good at checking on stuff to see how much time it has left, terrible at looking at any clock so the time remaining has any frame of reference

“i can venmo you for that” no you can’t actually. you’re my friend and i love you :)

have you listened to Rat Saw God recently? if not, what are you doing to remedy that?

killing insects is anti-whimsy

it’s okay to be unfunny but don’t do that shit around me

blessing the hos type beat

you can listen to ethel cain but i don’t think you can truly experience her without listening in rural america