I WANT SEX MONEY BITCHES AND THE STICKIEST WEED I WANT A CIGARETTE

this may be a hot take but i adore but random singers in high fashion. like obviously Ethel Cain belongs in Dior and idk who did Jonathan Davis’s most recent fit but it fucking eats

another reminder

i grew up with dogs and therefore learned “you fucking idiot” was a term of endearment

if i haven’t given you a reason to hate me we haven’t spent enough time together

L7 brought the lyric “got so much clit she don’t need no balls” which is great on its own but also somehow started one of my favorite friendships. RIP Jennifer Finch man, you never wanna see a bassist go down

not a huge fan of screens when it’s daylight but also fuck right off if you only message me when the sun’s down

“you can pull off anything that isn’t normal”

but your honor, the angel numbers told me to do it

no qualms about wearing a tank top in public because my armpits are above most people’s noses

me and the potential eight month situationship we’ve mutually agreed to not pursuing because it would ruin both of us but it’s still fun at the moment vs the world

low balling? yeah they hang

woman learns new language

barking in their dms is overrated. start making sea lion noises.

post the best photo you’ve ever taken, you vain bitch

something was lost when annoying fuckers stopped commenting “sauce?” on any post making a huge claim

i think maybe one of you on here (shoutout gnarly rae jepsen) remembers when i was obsessively annoying about Carly but i think that version of me is back and Worse

either you think Run Away With Me is the single greatest pop song of all time or everything else you think is irrelevant.

cannot stop listening to the Carly Rae Jepsen and Rebecca Black singles, 2011 is so fucking back

all these puzzle games advertise themselves as like “memory enhancing” or “brain fodder” or whatever when all i want to do is stop The Thoughts

loooooove a friday afternoon meeting

i remember when i used to be able to post “send imessage games” on twitter and not only would my friends actually send some, i’d get random people who i didn’t follow dm’ing me their number

no ones knows how to improvise anymore. because of woke.

more call and response guitar licks

my phone just blue-lined me? like the grammar one in Word. that is absolutely not allowed.

it’s humid af in my apartment but this guy is the happiest i’ve ever seen him

*prints out this tweet, crumples up the paper, and throws it on a pile labeled Rules Trump Has Broken; this pile fills a completely abandoned corner of the room, now entirely blocking a big sign that says "It Doesn't Matter If He Does Illegal Shit If No One With Power Holds Him Accountable"*

man i wish so many nineties rock bands just accepted they had a solid discography and gave it up before making a bunch of dogshit in the 10s

Peach PRC makes good music but i can only read her name as “Peach People’s Republic of China”

unfortunately, “Blue Angels flying too low” is an “it smells like bitch in here” moment

Big Booty Bitches was the first soundcloud rap song and it should have ended there

idk the full Rizzler story but it’s so funny to me he was just some kid that joined a couple obvious grifters and now those grifters are significantly less relevant and just a meme and this 8(?)-year-old is getting PR opportunities even B-listers beg for

the slutty copypastas stop being fun when you have to explain what’s actually happening in plain terms

this is definitely one of those mean vs median situations

the military’s about to become the nation’s greatest diy hrt supplier

The A/C And Dehumidifer Are Raging Inside My Apartment

Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley

at a certain point you just gotta stop reporting on/engaging with figurehead’s dogshit takes because they feed off the attention

you can’t even see my cool band tee with my lab coat fully buttoned

Herbie Hancock literally in the studio

not a huge fan of PPE in practice but wearing safety glasses feels more correct if you have a ballcap on

It is just tiresome and more than a little disheartening that for many supposedly on our “side” our identities and our experiences — gay or trans — only matter to them inasmuch as they feel they can leverage them as a gotcha to call a fascist a fag

it’s not hard to get what you want if you know how to give good compliments

lana del ray double album announcement i’m gonna buy a gun

you’ve gotta stay a C-lister to be interesting enough to interview

being high in public is implicit consent for sober people to torment you

going out and spending $100 because i have no impulse control vs running around my apartment on all fours because sitting watching a screen feels Evil

jackin off the cucumber reallll good to get rid of all the parasites