Most companies have moved to evaluations and reviews that you just read and sign. Maybe there's a conversation, maybe not. Veeblefester wants to make sure everything he hates about you is heard in his voice. What's with all the newsboy caps and berets?! www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/we-t...

Who’s up for a little midcentury COMEDY GOLD?

Poor Teeny has to go on camping/fishing trips while staying with these relatives. www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/frid...

TRUMP: *signs his name* Oh, that's a good one. Look at that, Joe. Do you think Biden can do that?

Poor Teeny has to go on camping/fishing trips while staying with these relatives. www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/frid...

If you're a Kansan and think this is a feel-good story, it isn't. People buying these shirts should also call their state legislator and ask why they aren't supporting Laura Kelly's plan to give Kansas children free school meals. Valley Center is represented by all Republicans, by the way.

lmaooooooooo

He's gripping that podium like his life depends on it!

"We don't need a new washer and dryer! Ours work just fine!" *pulls sopping wet clothes out of undrained washing machine and throws them in the dryer that heats up but doesn't spin* www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/were...

"We don't need a new washer and dryer! Ours work just fine!" *pulls sopping wet clothes out of undrained washing machine and throws them in the dryer that heats up but doesn't spin* www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/were...

"Here's that nuclear dust you wanted," guy pulls five handfuls of dust out of his pockets and pours it on Trump's desk, "Sorry it's not in a container or something," he shrugs and leaves.

Do the Thornapples live next door to the post office, because I don't think Brutus will get there in time. Is Wilberforce or Mother Gargle standing off panel since Gladys is looking over and talking? Otherwise, she just looks crazy.

Trump's not scared of being blown up by other countries, he's scared of the people of his own country who want him out of office on January 20, 2029 or sooner.

Do the Thornapples live next door to the post office, because I don't think Brutus will get there in time. Is Wilberforce or Mother Gargle standing off panel since Gladys is looking over and talking? Otherwise, she just looks crazy.

Why is Brutus using the keyboard like he's playing the piano? www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/red-...

Why is Brutus using the keyboard like he's playing the piano? www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/red-...

Technically, more people voted for NOT Donald Trump than for him. Trump = 77,302,580 Every other candidate = 77,457,967

I like the little bag of money. I want to believe that Veeblefester is using it to pay off his employees for...reasons. It's just a small bag full of nickels, but the employees will happily sign away their morals for the next year. www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/unde...

Doctor Senator TeeVee continues to embarrass Kansas. "Religious zealots"? The same kind of zealots that post pictures of Trump as the Pope and Jesus?

I like the little bag of money. I want to believe that Veeblefester is using it to pay off his employees for...reasons. It's just a small bag full of nickels, but the employees will happily sign away their morals for the next year. www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/unde...

We at Andrews McMeel stand alongside over 100 grassroots and national advocacy organizations, publishers, booksellers, parent groups, and professional associations in opposition to H.R. 7661. Read more here from the EveryLibrary action center: tinyurl.com/hapf2m9r

I agree with Brutus. He needs some time off and he should get some time off. I have a lot of responsibilities too. I need a day off. Thankfully the summer is almost here. www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/day-...

I agree with Brutus. He needs some time off and he should get some time off. I have a lot of responsibilities too. I need a day off. Thankfully the summer is almost here. www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/day-...

Breaking news: Hungarians chose to end the 16-year rule of Prime Minister Viktor Orban, darling of MAGA-aligned American conservatives, an ally of the Kremlin and a proud antagonist of European Union leaders in Brussels.

We are so close to the media actually asking members of Congress "Why should you be reelected or kept in office--or even have a Congress at all, if you are just going to defer to the president on things that are your responsibility?"

Local History Museum Really Digging Deep To Fill 2 15-By-20-Foot Rooms https://theonion.com/local-history-museum-really-digging-deep-to-fill-2-15-b-1825465467/

Brutus is like "Man, even the doctor is getting more action from my wife than me." Seriously, it's been a while since we've seen Gladys and Brutus canoodling. www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/infe...

The Artemis II mission has ended safely, but if you still want some space adventures, the April 1952 collection of Chris Welkin, Planeteer posted today. Can Chris Welkin save the Earth from Rad Rune? Find out here: www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/chri...

Tulips at Twilight 🌷

I don't know why Brutus is asking Mother Gargle about his face. I think she spends a lot of effort trying not to look at Brutus' face. "I looked at him once in 1997 and that was enough for me!" www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/can-...

I don't know why Brutus is asking Mother Gargle about his face. I think she spends a lot of effort trying not to look at Brutus' face. "I looked at him once in 1997 and that was enough for me!" www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/can-...

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Why can't girls have things?

It's not just me and Wilberforce has been way too into money lately, right? I mean, I get it. Money is nice. I like money. I want money, but I don't talk about it like Wilberforce has been. (Side-eyes asking for money at the end of nearly every Sunday post...) www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/thur...

It's not just me and Wilberforce has been way too into money lately, right? I mean, I get it. Money is nice. I like money. I want money, but I don't talk about it like Wilberforce has been. (Side-eyes asking for money at the end of nearly every Sunday post...) www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/thur...

I mentioned this yesterday when "oil prices plummetted" but gas here is now $3.59--went up 20 whole cents in 24 hours.

"Sigh...Women!" I'm gonna stop you right there, Brutus, and leave. Brutus has been married to Gladys for at least 15 years. He should know what makes her tick. Even if what makes her tick changes. Brutus just really is that bad of a husband. www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/tick...

But...But the pictures...😕

'All you had to do was pay us enough to live. There goes your inventory': video shows employee setting fire to Kimberly Clark warehouse in Southern California, destroying it completely

I didn't know the Royals were bi. Good for them!

Every article I've seen about this makes it seem like a bad thing. We've made it clear as a country that we don't even like babies and children so why should we make more?

"Sigh...Women!" I'm gonna stop you right there, Brutus, and leave. Brutus has been married to Gladys for at least 15 years. He should know what makes her tick. Even if what makes her tick changes. Brutus just really is that bad of a husband. www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/tick...

Oh. The tuna is in oil☹️ What is the milk sitting on? It's in a bag but it's peeking out from the top. Hopefully it's not sitting on anything that could break. And yes, I'm ignoring the oppor-tuna-ty joke. www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/tuna...

"Oil prices plunge" Huh. Guess they didn't tell the gas stations. Gas went from $3.39 last night to $3.59 this morning.

Oh. The tuna is in oil☹️ What is the milk sitting on? It's in a bag but it's peeking out from the top. Hopefully it's not sitting on anything that could break. And yes, I'm ignoring the oppor-tuna-ty joke. www.tauycreek.com/2026/04/tuna...

NOT NOW SUPER EL NIÑO!!!

The Art of the Deal!

If you ever wanted a comic strip to bring attention to the giant hole in your skull and point out how it fills with snot and sometimes overflows and comes out your nose, then have I got a comic for you! Spring draining? Doesn't even sound like, and is much grosser than, Spring cleaning.