Today I learned that Brussels sprouts are just decommissioned VX gas munitions.

Do you think it’s possible that an alien has removed Trump and is instead wearing his skin suit over its own exoskeleton? That’s the best I can come up with to explain this weirdness: youtu.be/Q_ARgCi6cCc

@jessicatarlov.bsky.social and @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social and an excellent pair here. Facts matter.

One of my favorite moments in the history of free speech: Larry Flynt publishing a satirical Campari ad featuring Jerry Falwell Sr. as an incestuous drunk who first had sex with his mother in an outhouse. Falwell sued. In a unanimous decision, the Supreme Court found that satire is protected speech.

WTAF!!! He’s so casual about this. Why does he still have a job? Do Fox and News Corp condone this?

Why does a know-nothing like Joe Rogan even have an opinion here—about Canada or COVID? If we have questions about eating cow balls, beating each other bloody, or *maybe* even comedy; sure, Joe Rogan should weigh in. Otherwise, SHUT THE FUCK UP. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Elon Musk is Ted Faro, the world’s first trillionaire (via massive govt contracts) whose lust for power led to the death of all life on earth. Ted destroyed humanity’s collective knowledge to hide his own culpability. Now Elon wants to destroy @wikipedia.bsky.social. ElonMuskIsTedFaro.com

Well would you look at that.

Hi @timothysnyder.bsky.social, is Christopher Wray’s resignation obeying in advance, or is there more to it?

Trump’s previous Surgeon General.

I left my X for bluer skies…