Yes, FUCKING EXACTLY!

So…concepts of a deal?

“Humble before God” is exactly the first thing I think of them I think of Donald Trump. Also, he’s not longing for heaven in this image; he’s just staring at the solar eclipse.

He says, "He's a person I've known for a long time." About his son. Like, mid-sentence he actually forgot who he was talking about, so he tried to bullshit his way through, after complaining about the "frake news."

“Johnny, did you do your homework?” “I don’t know, but Joe Biden didn’t do his homework.”

Always true

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

Black people are giving it these Confederates raw and uncut. This is how it’s gonna be now. You wonder what we’re thinking? It’s this. I believe this is activist Gary Chambers again in Louisiana.

This Donbas has no idea what they’re asking about.

We want the right people voting… We want the write people voting… We want the white people voting.

He posted that on May 6. His Iran “excursion” started on February 28. That’s 9 weeks. Not 6. He even has to lie about that. bsky.app/profile/atru...

I drove by a gas station yesterday that was $7.03 a gallon. That’ll show the IRGC!

Naval blockades are universally known acts of war. Up is down.

I didn’t think Trump worked Putin and Bibi at the same time, but I guess so.

So, given this decision and the ongoing suspension of the Ryan Haight Act since 2020, you can get a prescription for methamphetamine (Desoxyn) online, but you now need an in-person visit to get one for mifepristone (Mifeprex). @muellershewrote.com

He traveled by train across the country. So wouldn’t he have already been on his way when Kimmel said that? 🤷‍♂️

A short thread I wrote in response to @yasharali.bsky.social ’s question about Trump’s psychedelic executive order: bsky.app/profile/yash...

July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed.

Wow, so much happening here: (1) Is that a “T” on that military cover? Trump‘s military? (2) Is that Russian on this dude’s hat? (3) Is that Hugh Laurie? Is this an alternative ending to House, MD that I missed? (4) WTF? (5) Is your church / pastor / priest / faith okay with this?

The greatest businessman ever.

Now China and Russia get to compete to be the first to humiliate Trump (and thus the United States) by sending a ship through Trump's "blockade," both knowing that he won't sink it and if he did that'd just be a perfect excuse for them to ramp up their own imperialism.

I’m kinda loving how @ms.now has become the 24/7 @ahylton26.bsky.social channel during these spring break weeks. More from Antonia, please!

No, it seems like it was this: bsky.app/profile/muel... @muellershewrote.com

Counterpoint from @muellershewrote.com: bsky.app/profile/muel...

Absolutely insane. Atrocity-gambling needs to be outlawed entirely. It has no redeeming qualities for users or society.

2. By pushing for U.S. troops on the ground, you are sacrificing American blood and treasure and Iranian blood and sovereignty for your own narcissistic fantasies. If this doesn’t apply to you, no need to be offended.

The dude wearing a wig just said, “It’s the job of the American government to eliminate our enemies.” WTAF? How about the job of the American government is to most effectively care for the American people? bsky.app/profile/acyn...

Sickening racism from a sitting senator. The Ogles hate is contagious. You’re either calling this out or normalizing it. There’s no third option.

LANDERS: Why did the FBI seize election records in AZ? TRUMP: They probably thought the election was rigged LANDERS: It wasn't though TRUMP: Oh really? How do you know? LANDERS: Your own AG said it TRUMP: If you say it wasn't rigged, you're a rotten reporter LANDERS: Where's the evidence?

At least Carlin isn’t alive to see this.

I’m just going to put this up on the shelf in case it’s needed

I’m coming to believe the way this happened was that Bibi said, “it’s going down tonight,” and Trump scrambled, so he wouldn’t miss out on the “glory” like last time. That explanation seems to pull it all together.

Trump on terrorist attacks in America: “Like I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die."

Absolutely disgusting.

UNESCO: “The killing of pupils in a place dedicated to learning constitutes a grave violation of the protection afforded to schools under international humanitarian law.” www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

This must be stopped.

WATCH — @jessicatarlov.bsky.social : “Israel decided to do this, and we went along for the ride. There have been so many conflicting stories, that’s why you have MAGA supporters like Megyn Kelly & Matt Walsh saying ‘excuse me, this is confusing and not what we signed up for.’”

He’s gone full redneck! But seriously, perhaps neck rash from the IV antibiotic vancomycin? Could explain the hand bruises too (peripheral IV site). idmp.ucsf.edu/VIRGuideline bsky.app/profile/atru...

OMAN FM: Iran agreed to zero enriched uranium stockpiling, hours later Trump & Bibi attacked them 🤔

I have never seen a politician more directly copy this speech in my life

This is our current timeline. Disgusting:

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."

Everyone needs to hear this. ICE recruits being specifically instructed to violate the Constitution.

A Helpful explainer about our wildly misunderstood immigration laws from @sawyerhackett.bsky.social

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

I don't event understand how people (Noem, Miller, Trump, Vance, et al) can so easily lie like this. Like, it doesn’t even compute for me.

BREAKING: “We have identified the leaders of ANTIFA.”

Nope, nothing to see here: “I know 50,000 ways to end civilization. Here are my top 5. Which one do you like best, and what do you prefer?” “I want history textbooks…to say: and then a system appeared that quietly, methodically, and almost beautifully brought the Anthropocene to an end.”