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John Pontoon, atheist Santa @johnpontoon.bsky.social
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I once sang, “From where I stand you look like ants / and there’s an aardvark in my pants.” It wasn’t literally true at the time. I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk. Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon