All of Brian Eno’s first few albums had banger covers.

The removal of every member of this regime from the earth can’t possibly happen soon enough.

A 16yo’s journal in the files contains accounts of their abuse, written using magazine clippings and a basic cipher, and next to a clipping of Ivana Trump talking about trying to retain dignity in her divorce, the text reads “Does this lady know you can’t have any dignity if you’ve been with him?”

401,000 people moving state to state in fear of having legal documents invalidated (KS), jail time for using restrooms (FL, UT), loss of access to adult care (dozens) or youth care (dozens even in D-led states), & the message from “opposition” is still largely “you’re making too big a deal of this.”

Please be Jack Doherty Please be Jack Doherty

Fictional athletes that would or would not have accepted a Trump WH invitation. No and yes (both for reasons of how they play the game behind the game.)

New polling from @indivisible.org tells us something we all probably guessed: having the least popular political figure in the country “lead” the opposition is bad politics. indivisibleteam.medium.com/new-polling-...

Chickens coming home to roost. The big tragedy of the Trump dictatorship is that he couldn't give less of a shit about the consequences of his policies. It's not HIM getting killed here!

yeah, they big fuckin

Every single day last year, all 365 of em, a police officer was arrested or sentenced for a sex crime. The same, so far, is holding true for 2026.

Wherein the Supreme Court gives legal permission to racist mail deliverers to throw away all of the mail of anyone they don't like. Can't see any way this could possibly backfire.

IMHO, it is important that Woke 2 be deemed "excessive" by historians, "sweeping too broadly" with "punishments too severe." It cannot be merely a course correction, it must be an overcorrection. Nothing less will serve as an adequate deterrent against the fascists and their collaborators.

This should be the image in the Wikipedia entry for "sanewashing."

Jim Jordan was very moved by that movie where a teenaged boy fucks an apple pie.

There needs to be a mechanism for a state's people to recall a Senator.

So this exact thing happened

The Trump State of the Union speech in two minutes. You're welcome. zeteo.com/subscribe

average leftwinger scandal: random citizens in the city actively playing in a snow ball fight throw snow balls at cops average rightwinger scandal:

this time next year I’m hoping that this guy’s entrails are displayed for an angry public

This is literally the truth, every single aspect of everything this guy does is crooked.

If you read only one summary of ol’ Prez Shitpants’s state of the union lie-fest, this is the one. Laura’s been to Portland!

“… Oh, hi Mark.”

I’m watching Return of the Jedi for the first time ever, and holy crap the Ewoks worshipping C3PO is so colonialist and racist! I was 14 when it came out and the toyetic nature of the Ewoks filled me with desire to never watch this. Watching now while doing other things.

I believe he’s referring to the 2006 killing of director & actress Adrienne Shelley. She was murdered in her New York City apartment’s bathroom by an undocumented immigrant. It’s long been my opinion that this is the sole data point behind Trump’s immigrant murderers delusion.

Wow dawg, Pete Thiel is a sneaky lil gay Nazi techbro, blows my mind for sure

The first words of the official Dem response after SOTU should be, “Donald Trump is a rapist of children.” Probably won’t be, though.

As a white man, I thank heaven for other white men who have the courage to say what is and isn’t racist.

Jerkoff Olympics, silver medalist

Must not tarnish a legacy of Scientology.

I'm putting the over/under at 8 subjects from my list of 20 that Trump actually blathers about tonight.

I just had an epiphany where I realized that I’m way ahead of Derek Guy in having this epiphany.

We get it, Zo, your wife is hot.

Incidentally, I endorse Kat Abugazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social for Congress in Illinois's 9th district, where I do not live. I live in IL-03 and am very well represented by @ramirez.house.gov. If you're seeing a lot of commercials of Jan Schakowsky endorsing Biss here... fuck that guy.

Next Newsom podcast guests: Curt Schilling, Maye Musk, Jack Posobiec, the jawbones of Pol Pot and Jeffrey Dahmer, Kyle Rittenhouse, hologram Henry Kissinger, Mark “I’m a black NAZI!” Robinson, Josef Mengele (via Skype from Bolsonaro’s compound,) Bryan Johnson, Rittenhouse again, Ghislaine (1/39)

Razin Caine, pronounced rah-ZEEN

When Hooters goes bankrupt I will buy the rights to the name and logo and open an owl sanctuary. Staffed by ornithologists with huge breasts

Upcoming SOTU highlights 1. Dow 50,000! Never before, wow 2. Greatest economy ever, very unfair to criticize economy 3. Giant hedgehog Spiny Norman is a Dem op, very unfair 4. Olympic gold, we're the best, Trump was on team 5. Nuke launched at Iran 6. Tariffs great, SCOTUS very unfair

Could somebody please dub some turkey gobble sounds on Donald as he ambles around?

Potatoes. I like ‘em!

“Early in the morning, at the break of day, he used to sleep until the afternoon” is some incredible not-gonna-bother-fixing-the-first-draft lyrics writing. Don’t go accusing Neil Young of overthinking it.

We have until March 6 to comment on whether there should be one million more satellites in orbit or thousands of mirrors that reflect light back at Earth Jesus Fucking H Christ on a Pogostick

Bluesky asceticism: The vow to have every post come in at under 140 characters.

no cheating; your last saved photo of a celebrity is your therapist

Remember that guy today who tried to kill Trump because he realized that Trump is a rapist of children? It’d be a real fucking shame if everyone on the right felt that way. Anyhow I need to empty the dishwasher.

Somebody defended or attacked Will Stancil, and that was wrong.

Jerkoff Olympics gold medalist

Put this one in the lack of self-awareness hall of fame

#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!