"We got dicks like Jesus" Bwahahaha open.spotify.com/track/2tN2Kv...

You need to start popping 80mg Oxy if you really want that.

Isreal is ethically cleansing Shia Muslims from THEIR OWN COUNTRY (Lebanon). Meanwhile, the patheic Lebanese government refuses to use it's own national army to even try to defend it's own people, and their land. This is why Hezbollah exists in Lebanon and I'm glad Iran is supporting them.

Cutting a grill cheese horizontally instead diagonally is such a massive fail.

The serving size of Fig Newtons is only two fucking pastries. Real cute.

I realize it is not in my profile but Sir, I am literally a wh0re.

PET PEEVE: If I get a microwave meal, I want it to be one step. I am not going to nuke it for 2.5 minutes, stir it, nuke it another 1.15 minutes, let it rest for 2 minutes. Listen, I put it in for 4 minutes. I take it out when it dings. I burn my mouth b/c it’s too hot. The end.

Bingo! It’s their common denominator.

What a sad, sausage party of losers, con men and dupes. Bye bye!

These days I would be down for a rolling opium den….

I would like a neighborhood ice cream truck but for adults that comes around at like 6:00ish and serves fantastic cocktails inspired by all of the original ice cream truck treats

Kidnapping on the high seas. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/...

If he was shooting, he'd be dead.

Free Legal Advice: The WHCD shooter should just tell the cops he was only trying to impress Jody Foster. 😉

Our brave Stephen Miller is using his pregnant wife as a human shield.

Am I understanding this correctly? The President, the Vice-President, the Speaker of the House AND the Secretary of Stare were all at the White House Correspondent's Dinner together and security was so laxed that a guy ran through security with a long gun? I call bullshit.

Karoline Leavitt being interviewed by FoxNews: “There will be shots fired” tonight.

It was a waste of time bc Iran had already left. Trump should definitely remember to send his goons to Pakistan earlier next time, so they at least have a chance of bumping into the Iranian officials in the hallway.

Starts a billion dollar a day war, then complains that the cost of flying to the peace talks to end it are just too expensive to bother.

Having to poop right after showering is disappointing in and of itself but the betrayal by your body knowing the whole time and saying nothing is what really hurts.

In the wake of the Michael Jackson biopic success, producers are now planning a John Wayne Gacy movie that focuses only on his career as a clown.

Singing “what what in the butt” whenever someone stands a tad too close to me at check out.

Whoever called the faction of the press who still want to attend the White House Correspondents Dinner the ‘Access of Evil’ I salute you

Exactly. Satanyahoo is a true representation of Jizzrael.....not just a 'bad un'...... #JizzraelIsATerr0r1stSt4te #zi0nismIsACancer

Norse Atlantic Airways has canceled all flights from Los Angeles (LAX) for the summer 2026 season due to surging jet fuel costs. All direct routes to London (LGW), Paris (CDG), and Rome (FCO) are removed from their schedule, affecting passengers with planned travel to Europe.

I think you're a fucking illiterate idiot with low reading comprehension, who likes to start fights and say stupid shit to feel better about yourself.

💥 Israel killed every single person in this photo in Lebanon. Every. Single. One. All journalists. Targeted and assassinated intentionally. For reporting the truth from the frontlines @sarahabdallah.bsky.social

This polish lawmaker had the guts to tell .,

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

the level of islamophobia across the west is genuinely astounding. like, we're bigoted against everyone obviously, but with muslim/arab/arab-looking people it's truly next level. and for no good reason, people act like they're all terrorists who may come bomb us, while we literally go bomb *them*

Illegal invasions, ethnic cleansing, and murdering 1000s of civilians is just the costs of war. But the IDF draws the line at vandalism.

Trump makes it clear who's really in charge.

The whole reason that there are French UN Peacekeepers still stationed in Lebanon since 1978 is to protect the established southern border. However, the US and Israel recently pressured the UN to suddenly withdraw the Peacekeepers at the end of the year.

I wish we could just kidnap all three of them and sew them up into a human centipede. They'd probably wouldn't mind either as long as we put them in the right order.

Remember, it's actually the Shite Muslims living in Lebanon that IDF are really at "war" with, not the actual country itself. The weak government of Lebanon considers themselves helplessly stuck in the middle. Isreal turned the southern half of their country into a war zone.

The president and this administration are clearly lying about what's going on over in Iran. We're not getting the truth from them about anything. Whether it comes to the situation overall or how many of our soldiers are injured and/or dead. Nobody should believe a word they say. All they do is lie.

No one can name a UFC or MMA fighter, unless they’ve abused a woman or a child.

Isreal continues to kill its neighbors, and it's using us to do it. Enough! youtube.com/post/UgkxVBB...

Nightmare blunt rotation

American republicans never seen Black Catholics before. .

I don't think we should send more bombs and bulldozers to Israel rn.

She might as well have married Vivek Rhamaswamy, ffs. At least both of their parents would've been happier.

I'm surprised he's still willing to touch Asians.

Did Iran hire Newsom's digital media team...?

Is he in Lebanon?