People should start including their bodycounts on their dating app profiles.

Go #portland!

This idiot still hasn’t learned lol

McDonald’s back to making them BET-esque commercials with throwaway T-Pain beats. So you know its a recession.

“Marjorie Taylor Greene is saying Lib stuff.”

Wow 👇

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat. For the crime of … complaining about government policy. Core 1A speech. With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

This descriptive quote from @acitrano.bsky.social says it all. "It's almost impossible to believe he exists. It's as if we took everything that was bad about America, scraped it up off the floor, wrapped it all up in an old hot dog skin, and then taught it to make noises with its face."

I just flew in from the Riyadh comedy festival and boy are my arms chopped off.

D.E.I. = Diversity, Equity and Inclusion (It simply means equal justice and fairness.). The opposite of D.E.I. promoted by facist Republicans, is Uniformity, Inequity and Exclusion.

Just don't cave! Americans won't even remember this shutdown a year from now. Make the fascists pass their own budget.

In that case, his necktie is 100% a clip on.

Let me translate.... "Hey, even the n******* hate those filthy illegals."

In a world full of greedy billionaires, convicted felon leaders, and climate change deniers, be a Greta Thunberg.

When I was a little kid, I thought microwaves were basically magic super high technology.

Putin wants civil war in the U.S. And his puppet, trump is setting the groundwork. Oh and... Release the Epstein Files.

People parrot the media who are already minimizing the violence targeted toward Black people by ICE currently being perpetrated in Chicago. "They were released right away." But not before their children were terrorized and their homes were destroyed.

Same people demanding Super Bowl singers speak English don’t know the difference between there, they’re, and their.

Bill Belichick lost 73-24 today. Just kidding; that’s how old he and his girlfriend are. Fucking pig.

This Nuremberg rally could have been an email.

Do you feel strong today, General? How about you Admiral? Feeling strong? Feeling well led? Feeling proud of what you do? Happy to be protecting the Epstein Files with occasional murder?

You gotta admit, Ai just rocks sometimes when it's done right.

Melania just happened to become the most successful teenage prostitute from all of post-Cold War Eastern Europe. Honestly, she became the most triumphant prostitute in modern history. I dare one to n a me a better example.

Let's be real, Americans have been slowly cultivated into being the most complacent and ignorant people on earth.

The US has allowed itself to be distracted by the bells and whistles of electoral banter, waiting with bated breath for that "gas prices will be lower" trope. They are unaware bc they are the unwitting drones of fossil fuel companies and their monopolistic hold over commercialism/monetised media.

I'm not so sure of that. Remember, Trump wanted Matt Fucking Gaetz as AG originally. Senate Republicans wouldn't confirm him. That was the ONLY time they have ever defied Trump over something. Hmmmmmmmm

This is the guy in charge of the most powerful military in the world… serves him right. Now play the axe throwing one, where he injures the poor drummer. 🤦 #News #FuckHegseth #FuckTrump #Resist

If you own more guns than pairs of clean underwear, you might be a Republican.

Regardless of what Trump does or wants, to fund his government is to admit Democrats are not serious about their criticisms of him being an authoritarian. They need to show principle. Show they mean what they say.

No there are not fine people on both sides

Just realized that my online therapist was just a lady in a repeating Capital One commercial on YouTube.

Hey, so where are those fucking Amelia Earhart files? I stayed up all night hitting refresh...

Selena and Benny are gonna have some cartoon ass looking kids together.

BREAKING: Mike Johnson reveals why he REFUSES to swear in Adelita Grijalva. #TrumpEpsteinFiles

You know we're living in the upside-down world when the president is a known rapist who is pulling every delay and distraction tactic to delay confirmation that he's also a pedophile.

Federal Troops Arrive in Portland and Immediately Form Bands

Whom have I NOT boosted lately that would like to meet more friends? Let me know. Repost

Hey, so where are those fucking Amelia Earhart files? I stayed up all night hitting refresh...

Hey Democrats. It's time to stop calling ICE terrorism "detainments" or even "kidnappings". It's a fucking ethnic cleansing campaign.

I made the mistake of watching Bill Maher last night and now I can't stop kicking my dishwasher.