Always true

. @kosherguacamole.bsky.social and mine's LearnedLeague One Day Quiz: Questions Our Infant Could Answer is live so leave your diphthongs and consonant clusters at the door for these answers that all kinda sound like something a babbling baby might say learnedleague.com/oneday.php?7...

Trans rights are human rights and this administration is an abomination of hate and greed.

Fuck that's awful

I know enough about baseball to know that a player named Tugboat Wilkinson could have only been a rising star for 1932 St Louis Browns until he got his foot caught in a wheat thresher

wemby is French (complimentary) whereas rudy gobert is French (derogatory)

It's hard to overstate how much of right-wing culture war bullshit comes directly from the funding of like 9 oil billionaires

As someone with 20+ years experience in Speech & Debate I'd be disappointed in a novice freshman LDer if they presented something this facile

The only Tremors that are essential to me is the one starring Kevin Bacon and Reba McEntire

The Keyes Line remains undefeated

Driving a Cybertruck in 2026 is such a quick and obvious shorthand for "I'm a huge fucking idiot" that the writers of The Boys already used it

Kinda funny that they turned a color photograph into black-and-white for this.

The former Atlanta Braves manager?

Watching Shai Gilgeous-Alexander hoop:

It's Met Gala Night, post a random Met

I know Ant's feeling strong again because I saw him lift a sugarcube

This surprises me, I figured if they wanted Masai they would have signed him 6 months ago

I don't agree with this guys on much but I do think it's good they put out this anti-smoking PSA

The thing I don't understand about these sites is that they intentionally market themselves as "the MOST accurate source of info!!!" and I'm like OK well then why should I ever want to gamble there? You know what gamblers love? A perfectly priced market that's impossible to make money from!

Love the new rainbow Info Wars logo THEY'RE TURNING THE FREAKING FONTS GAY

The Orlando Magic in the second half

Dawkins has to be the easiest mark in history for the tells you you're a special genius boy app

you know they’re going to be at least 45 minutes late

I don't remember that stage of grief

I love when idiots try and sound smart by saying things like "direct stochastic"

Info Wars never existed. Alex Jones is a crisis actor paid by Big Brain Pill.

It's 2026 and old timey diner lingo is now outlawed References to shit on a shingle or Jayne Mansfield will be punishable by death

Beyond being pathetic it's also just wrong 43% of me voted for Harris in '24 which is perfectly in line with every other election of past 40 years

I'm beginning to think that either I or people in Hollywood do not know what "live-action" means

On behalf of the J! contestant delegation I want to report that Jamie rules and everyone I've seen who's has any interaction with him loves the guy (which is not always true of superchamps)

A 60 win team unraveling because their first round opponent’s starting center is putting your All Star in the cuck chair is an all-time NBA plot line

This reminds me of those polls that show like 9% of guys think they could win a fight vs a grizzly bear The only way I'm hitting a HR of Paul Skenes is if I offer him half the money to play RBI Baseball on Nintendo against me and I get to choose the Tigers

Very excited to have gotten the chance to work on the 90s Music MiniLeague in Learned League with my wife and a bunch of friends Just remember, all the questions you like came from us and all the ones you don't came from someone else

*incredible* ten minutes for this rule

The baby was extremely fussy last night so I got almost no sleep but the idea of Alex Jones bingeing Tim & Eric sketches and reacting like a dog when you pretend to throw a ball is going to get me through the day

I'm starting to figure out why every business venture this guy attempts other than being PG Rated Jigsaw is a huge clusterfuck

RFK Jr is a eugenicist who believes the lives of the ill, infirmed and disabled are not worth protecting Giving him power over the US healthcare system is arguably the worst thing Trump's done and I know how steep competition for that title is

If anyone believes this, please message me. I have some amazing real estate investment opportunities involving a bridge.

The thing previously holding back out military might was the lack of 40 year olds who are scared of a flu shot These men will be our bravest warriors

Did...did the Pope give it back?

There was a rule in the rulebook that said dogs couldn't play basketball but David Stern assigned refs that would ignore it because he knew it'd result in a product that would be easier to sell to advertisers