There's no backwards compatibility anymore

This is the most Tim Hardaway Sr story possible

You don't say?

I was able to find this recording of Detroit talking themselves into John Collins

I'll vote for whichever Dem has the best plan to launch the SCOTUS into the sun

Ladies and gentlemen, your 2026-27 Golden State Warriors

The em dash being the thing that makes chat bots not financially viable is some grade A irony

Sports is boring when every team is run by Harvard MBA guys who conceptualize ROI the exact same way It's better for the league when there's a couple of teams that will do insane stuff

scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go

I don't know where you draw the line for who gets a full graphic to go with the report but I'm pretty sure Josh Minott doesn't clear it

Astounding that PHX found a way to trade Grayson Allen while becoming much more hateable

Let them eat fast food shrimp

All online personality/ideology quizzes are bullshit pseudoscience except for when they give me results that I like (I expected to score higher on woke and Luddite-ness but here we are)

Excited for the new season of King of the Hill to introduce the world to Temoc, the University of Texas at Dallas' horrible nightmare mascot

one thing you can see on TikTok etc is that there are a lot of young, low info people whose primary exposure to the concept of antisemitism is as a bad faith smear, and my guess is that’s not good.

Actually pretty impressive how Portland was able to get an in demand, well-respected coach and still come out looking like a poverty franchise

PAIGE

Not the trade we were all expecting tonight

U.K. Weighs Social Media Ban Of Everyone Except Old Men Who Grow Big Vegetables https://theonion.com/u-k-weighs-social-media-ban-of-everyone-except-old-men-who-grow-big-vegetables/

Anyone can correctly predict the topic of this video in 3 guesses before hearing him speak

Happy Pride

Icarus to Daedalus

Pretty impressive how the Starmer premiership went exactly as everyone to the left him said it would before he was elected

Damn, we can't catch a break

Zoran: Good morning Rama my wife. Rama: hello Mamdani

The median small business in Idaho

That man thought she was Wendy Peffercorn

i think boarding school teenage masculinity is a part of masculinity but not of manhood. we have to get away from the concept of the opposite of "man" being "woman." the opposite of "man" is "boy"

This must be so scary if you're dumb as hell

"Hopes to avoid Jazz" who is he, Henry Ford?

It's kind of life affirming to see a rando Euro dude with the pallet of toddler. I grew up believing that Europeans were so much more cultured and cosmopolitan than Americans. As I've grown I now know that they're just as myopic and unsophisticated as anyone else.

McConnell's looked like Gary Oldman's character in Hannibal for a while now, he's not walking out of that hospital

Scott Foster looks like he'd try to plant coke on a fouled player

I love when the NBA telecast identifies a famous person in the crowd but not the slightly less famous but still recognizable person right next to them

The Brak Rooms.

I know there's 45 trillion more important things going on but if Obama said this in 2008 Republicans would still be talking about this like it was Watergate

Pfft, he just ripped off the painting in Bojack's office. More like David Hackney!

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

AI could NEVER.

Anyone giving money to a company that plans to put data centers in space is either involved in an embezzlement/tax avoidance scheme OR should be placed under conservatorship

Only one thing could ruin the vibes and that’s if somehow the worlds single worst human being shows up and ruins it all

Former MLBer LaTroy Hawkins has a fun ongoing bit where he's posting this over and over to piss of bigots