Quizatz Haderach
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First thing, second thing, unrelated third thing
I just paid a dozen guys on fiverr to go to the gym and lift weights for me I'm going to be Mr Olympia in no time
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CJ Ciaramella
about 11 hours ago
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
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UK Heat Fan
1 day ago
Feel like this bleacher report graphic has the chance to go triple platinum in the future
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Really putting the duhhhhhh in DeRosa
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Dane Owens
3 days ago
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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I had to double check this. Can't believe it's actually real
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2 days ago
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If your main takeaway from one of the most amazingly unlikely events in sports history is anything other than pure delight then you need to touch grass and probably talk to a therapist because the part of your soul that feels joy is damaged
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2 days ago
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Note to the writers of the universe -- USA failing because its leader fails to understand basic math is a little on the nose
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2 days ago
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Bam's previous season high was 32 points lol
3 days ago
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I've always said Bam is a better scorer than Kobe
3 days ago
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I'm leader of the Bam fan club but he's doing what?!?!?
3 days ago
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Hey listen up, Buster Brown!
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3 days ago
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Jordan Uhl
3 days ago
"Blueskee"
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A Yoshi that fucks
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4 days ago
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Literally me
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5 days ago
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YO! Can we get F's in the chat for unenforceable contracts???
7 days ago
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I'm a dumb American who knows nothing about Nepalese politics so idk if this dude's cool or not but the new PM of Nepal's music is smooth as hell
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpwG...
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Balen - Man Yo Udyo ( London Version)
YouTube video by Balen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpwGzSoC0ZI
7 days ago
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*Stefon voice* This story has everything Chandler Parsons Disgraced Morgan Stanley Investment Advisor Viatical Life Insurance Six Figure Payments to Your Lover Nyjer Morgan
www.chron.com/sports/rocke...
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Federal jury convicts advisor who scammed Rockets players out of millions
The advisor took the funds to give $200,000 to his love interest and renovate his home and backyard pool.
https://www.chron.com/sports/rockets/article/rockets-advisor-guilty-fraud-21954773.php
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Noel Murray
8 days ago
Finally!
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Love to see elder millennial representation in sports
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8 days ago
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CHOAM: Spaceknight
10 days ago
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If your vote didn't matter they wouldn't be going to such great heights to stop it
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9 days ago
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Dems are going to outvote Rs by ~250k statewide There's going to be more Texans vote in this Dem primary than the last 2 senate cycles *combined*
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Wife: Honey, why was there a withdrawal of $4,000 - $8,000 from the retirement account? Me: (muffled from inside fiberglass rhino) Could be lots things
propstoreauction.com/lot-details/...
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https://propstoreauction.com/lot-details/index/catalog/496/lot/192055/4-Planet-Hollywood-Collection-Ace-Ventura-s-Jim-Carrey-Oversized-Mechanical-Butt-Birth-Rhino-ACE-VENTURA-WHEN-NATURE-CALLS-1995?url=%2Fauctions%2Fcatalog%2Fid%2F496&fbclid=IwY2xjawQUOYZleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZBAyMjIwMzkxNzg4MjAwODkyAAEeiPFMQ2FWdJdklHvB5rUSeanoryIZe5PTc6KB5Wkq_uEqBDwfnf1j-zupNCg_aem_pbX9OWQdqAzTXJFIS4YrBQ
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I'm choosing to read this graphic against this coffee as being an ad for 17 donuts You will not regret eating 17 donuts. It only has as much sugar as 1 coffee!
10 days ago
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Mr Parles "The Eggman" Plubbins
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11 days ago
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*youth pastor sitting in chair backwards*
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12 days ago
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We're just taking the word of an attorney insect?
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12 days ago
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Kenny Logins
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Kenny Logins
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Kenny Logins
14 days ago
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Kenny Logins
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Michael Mirer
13 days ago
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14 days ago
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Given these emojis I can only assume that 90s Def Jam comedian Hamburger Jones is involved in this
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15 days ago
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With that punishment I assume he made a minor citation error on a paper 4,000 years ago
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16 days ago
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Kenny Logins
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It's kind of amazing that Kash Patel being a big hockey fan is the most likable thing about him and the least likable thing about hockey
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17 days ago
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He won't run and he's too old but I honestly think if he did run that Al Green would win in 2028 by a landslide
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17 days ago
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Miracle Speech - You were born for this - Herb Brooks, Movie: Miracle
YouTube video by Tom Kellis
https://youtu.be/tdmyoMe4iHM?si=B_I-Oqe3nf3wjY1N
19 days ago
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In retrospect, USA playing faster than any team in the world in the first 10 minutes might have had a downside
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Greg
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Snowden St.
20 days ago
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Is it a sign of a healthy government when everyone is shocked that half of the conservatives on the bench actually agree that a blindingly obviously unconstitutional thing is actually unconstitutional?
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21 days ago
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Everyone on Bluesky falls into one of these three categories
22 days ago
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Pretty sure that the last English royal arrested for behavior in office was beheaded by the new model army
23 days ago
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"Never buy anything from someone who is out of breath" remains undefeated advice
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23 days ago
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You: pointing out how stupid this is because it's a fictional character Me: pointing out how stupid it is because the fictional character is, canonically, a biracial and from an immigrant family
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