I just paid a dozen guys on fiverr to go to the gym and lift weights for me I'm going to be Mr Olympia in no time

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Feel like this bleacher report graphic has the chance to go triple platinum in the future

Really putting the duhhhhhh in DeRosa

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

I had to double check this. Can't believe it's actually real

If your main takeaway from one of the most amazingly unlikely events in sports history is anything other than pure delight then you need to touch grass and probably talk to a therapist because the part of your soul that feels joy is damaged

Note to the writers of the universe -- USA failing because its leader fails to understand basic math is a little on the nose

Bam's previous season high was 32 points lol

I've always said Bam is a better scorer than Kobe

I'm leader of the Bam fan club but he's doing what?!?!?

Hey listen up, Buster Brown!

"Blueskee"

A Yoshi that fucks

Literally me

YO! Can we get F's in the chat for unenforceable contracts???

I'm a dumb American who knows nothing about Nepalese politics so idk if this dude's cool or not but the new PM of Nepal's music is smooth as hell www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpwG...

*Stefon voice* This story has everything Chandler Parsons Disgraced Morgan Stanley Investment Advisor Viatical Life Insurance Six Figure Payments to Your Lover Nyjer Morgan www.chron.com/sports/rocke...

Finally!

Love to see elder millennial representation in sports

2 Ayatollah, 2 Khamenei

If your vote didn't matter they wouldn't be going to such great heights to stop it

Dems are going to outvote Rs by ~250k statewide There's going to be more Texans vote in this Dem primary than the last 2 senate cycles *combined*

Wife: Honey, why was there a withdrawal of $4,000 - $8,000 from the retirement account? Me: (muffled from inside fiberglass rhino) Could be lots things propstoreauction.com/lot-details/...

I'm choosing to read this graphic against this coffee as being an ad for 17 donuts You will not regret eating 17 donuts. It only has as much sugar as 1 coffee!

Mr Parles "The Eggman" Plubbins

*youth pastor sitting in chair backwards*

We're just taking the word of an attorney insect?

Given these emojis I can only assume that 90s Def Jam comedian Hamburger Jones is involved in this

With that punishment I assume he made a minor citation error on a paper 4,000 years ago

It's kind of amazing that Kash Patel being a big hockey fan is the most likable thing about him and the least likable thing about hockey

He won't run and he's too old but I honestly think if he did run that Al Green would win in 2028 by a landslide

In retrospect, USA playing faster than any team in the world in the first 10 minutes might have had a downside

Is it a sign of a healthy government when everyone is shocked that half of the conservatives on the bench actually agree that a blindingly obviously unconstitutional thing is actually unconstitutional?

Everyone on Bluesky falls into one of these three categories

Pretty sure that the last English royal arrested for behavior in office was beheaded by the new model army

"Never buy anything from someone who is out of breath" remains undefeated advice

You: pointing out how stupid this is because it's a fictional character Me: pointing out how stupid it is because the fictional character is, canonically, a biracial and from an immigrant family