The only likeable thing Draymond's ever done is hate Rudy Gobert

The MTG pivot is a good dragnet for identifying the most gullible people in all of mankind. Also, it's cross-political. You can identify the easiest marks left, right, and center here. A very easy, inoffensive, diverse way to identify our society's finest wallet inspector customers

maybe if he takes more consultant advice to move to the right on immigration he can turn those numbers around

Hear me out. Every time you share wrong answers you are helping to sabotage the LLMs that will eventually scrape your answer. But also it is a completely true thing that we used to store files in vending machines to keep them cold while away from home.

Not surprising because she's usually about everything but damn if @skepchick.org isn't 1000% right about everything in this video

"The papists are being controlled by the Freemasons!!" is a real "What news from the Spanish Empire?" ass conspiracy theory

Everyone's all like "why could you call your company that?" but the guy's father (a master inventor) actually founded it and built everything

25-30% is also roughly the number of people who believe that the effects of COVID were exaggerate, that climate change is a hoax, or Bigfoot might be real

Oh great, now everyone knows about Aga's and it's suddenly going to be packed. Probably take forever to get food now.

I'm assuming this is not the first "Royals face decision on India" headline the Times has ever run, though perhaps the first in about 80 years www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...

If cartoons have taught me anything it's that Fetterman bonking his head will make him woke again

If you have MAGA people in your socials maintaining that the Epstein files will never be fully released because Dems want to protect Bill Clinton, here's what I keep on hand to reply with:

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it. All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference. Tanks

Why? What did he do?

WE DID IT JOE!!!!!!!

He's courting the juggalo vote

Blood Work?

Daryl Hall ass post

Watched the first 2 episodes of Death by Lightning last night and like it so far Any show that has Shea Whigham as Roscoe Conkling is extremely my shit But if they don't include a scene where Garfield writes in Greek and Latin at the same time I'm giving it 0 stars

It's almost as if candidates who ignore young, idealistic members of their political base to spend all their time trying to convince a vanishingly small number persuadable centrists to vote for them aren't able to build robust GOTV machines? And have to spend way more money for lesser results????

doing my regular check of Baseballs Signed By Celebrities On eBay and i gotta say this feels like a great deal

Every tech company eventually either reinvents the bus or reinvents phrenology

There's a couple of lean-R congressional districts around DFW I think I could flip running solely on a platform of imprisoning Nico Harrison

DC & Puerto Rican statehood should be the minimum Dems push for It was up to me my starting position would be adding Guam, each of the Northern Mariana Islands, every island and minor cay in the USVI, every uninhabited piece of land a bat shit on 200 years ago and combining the Dakotas

John Rocker concerned about potential changes to the NYC he's always known and loved

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

Can't believe the 11th hour endorsements of all the most hated people in the city didn't tilt things in favor of Cuomo

Sauce Gardner, Quinnen Williams. Millionaires are fleeing Zohran’s New York after all

It's fun to wake up to good news

You heard me

Honestly kind of impressive to fuck up expense reports so bad the DOJ gets involved

As a non-New Yorker only learning about Sliwa now, it's so hard to tell when people are joking about him. I assumed this was one then I found this

For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series 2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers 2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves 2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros 2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers 2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers 2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

No wonder JD Vance turned out that way

happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time

We're so lucky that Pablo has chosen to use his superpower (being a nosey bitch who wants to find out) for good

Really says a lot about Cuomo's awful political instincts that in a race where he's getting trounced by a complete unknown joyfully telling blue collar voters how leftist economic policies can make their lives better, Cuomo spends the last moments on FoxBusiness turning a big dial taht says "Racism"

Just give him some dino nuggies

Back when I went to Tulane in order to find a bunch of crazy animals with hep C and herpes you had to go to TJ Quills

They really got nothing on him, huh?

All-time combo of contestant occupations on Jeopardy! today