[with respect and reverence] SHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTT

I would publicly tell these fascists to eat shit if I were him

I got new glasses. I thought they'd be smaller.

Sat at a table adjacent to Mark Rylance at Le Relais de l'Entrecôte on Rue Marbeuf once

It's Sanna Marin

Well hopefully they're charged with murder too. Sickening.

This is what I've been saying. You have to fight this by destroying his legacy. And doing it with prejudice. There needs to be spectacle made of the destruction.

@smugdingus.bsky.social you guys sure know how to party

No Independence Center is a mall on 39th Street.

My mortal nemesis

So when is Microsoft going to actually implement the functionality behind right-click -> create rule in New Outlook? Also how tf did that make it to prod?

You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Don’t CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT

My mortal nemesis

Vouchers must equal or exceed current subsidy and pre-existing condition stuff must not be touched.

Patrick Mahomes would've made that throw

This game was salacious for us Chiefs fans

LMAO

Go for two

Oh holy shit

You can't overturn that can you?

50 year mortgages are fucking stupid, there's your research.

What did I do, Rick?

What a stop

So far the Bills look outmatched.

Look, I get fun family shows on OTA TV, but we must abolish The Masked Singer.

😕

But that was PI

Hahaha Rodgers

I can't get my Boston entry fee charge to go through and had to email their support 👿

I'm thinking about just getting a peanut butter cup blizzard for lunch

It’s that time again

Jesus, what the hell was that

Lol that was a 0 IQ football play from the returner there

Sometimes I can take good pictures of myself.

Slammin Strawberry

Chiefs should draft Hardy

Saturn, by Peter Paul Rubens, 1636-38

[werner herzog voice] these prefabricated mortal pastries, dying for cheap spectacle

HE'S GETTING AWAY

GIVE US THE SACRIFICE

*Pop Tart chants rising*

Kalani Sitake devoured those Pop-Tarts like Cookie Monster 😂

*Werner Herzog voice* "The pastry seeks the sweet release of death, whether browned and toasted, or raw, the fruit and chocolate yearns to be free of the bounds of our corporeal world"

SACRIFICE

Three mascots will be consumed to celebrate BYU’s win.