And just like that, I have a meeting-free Friday.

This is why I will never, EVER own an iPhone. Apple gets to tell you what you can and cannot have on your phone.

Still totally pissed that StL got that BA direct flight to London. We should disallow any temporary direct flights for the World Cup in retaliation. Force them all to have a damn layover.

I think I might like cream of celery better than cream of chicken? WTF?

Eat my shorts

Day 2 of Tokyo training

This is a continuation from last year when I didn't get the hot girl that worked in the supercar division at BMW's deets.

Really wish I would have gotten that hot quantum physicist doctoral candidate's @ at Oktoberfest. Even her parents were cool.

What the frick

RIP Jane

Updated to: Sucks

Today sucks pretty hard

ADP numbers are in and WOOF

Just want to point out that Thanksgiving and therefore Christmas lights season is next month

So St. Louis gets increased flights to Frankfurt and now a direct flight to London meanwhile KC gets told though luck, connect through the airport where it takes longer to taxi to your gate than the actual flight time there from KC.

So St. Louis gets increased flights to Frankfurt and now a direct flight to London meanwhile KC gets told though luck, connect through the airport where it takes longer to taxi to your gate than the actual flight time there from KC.

St Louis got a direct flight to London? Are you fucking kidding me

Google is blocking AI searches for Trump and dementia

A MILLION DOLLARS

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

The Bengals are cheeks

starting to think that an increasingly senile trump is being shown a different reality by his aides by making ai videos of shit and telling him it’s real news

I'm getting fucking cooked today at work

Uhhh guys

Good morning! Victory Monday!

Update: open.spotify.com/track/2qOm7u...

That was...dumb, Harbaugh

Who the hell is Cooper Rush

Why don't they play Swag Surfin' at Arrowhead anymore

You mean you can't do that?

I don't know what this means

February 10th give or take

When do catchers and pitchers report

Lamar turning into Shane Falco out there

What on earth

Just your random Mahomes QB sneak for no reason whatsoever

@keepingsanewth4.bsky.social @missroyalkc.bsky.social @chriskamler.bsky.social @wesmoodykc.bsky.social @ladylofi.bsky.social @lightlyredacted.bsky.social @codybtapp.bsky.social @mutiny32.com @blueyedgirl710.bsky.social ...Cody Tapp's prolly not busy for the game, right?

It's going to be a good day.

Made it!

Uhh the ground can't cause a fumble...

Why is Trump posting AI slop pushing obviously fake medical technology?

WAKE UP IT'S GAAAAAMMMEEEDDDAAAAYYYY #ChiefsKingdom

Just got back from the Riyadh Comedy Festival and boy are my arms chopped off.

The conservatives on Twitter are absolutely eating this Brilyn kid alive. To be fair, he 100% deserves it because he's an obvious plant.

That was dumb as hell, Kansas

All those comedians who decided to do the Riyadh Comedy Festival just decided to burn all their respect and good-will in one shot, huh.

Oof, Kansas