yeah i guess you could say that my community sees me as a cornerstone th— wait, no. what's the neck one. millstone

A sincere thank you to each and every friend who loudly calls out and condemns AI slop whenever it circulates.

I got to tell @inviolablevoice.bsky.social something she didn’t know about antique fashion. Big day for me.

Hearing more stories about women being charged after their young children ate their gummies. Do me a simple favor and get a little lockbox for them (the gummies, not the kids).

This is my #1. Some day I will make this Goosploitation film.

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

Honk honk.

(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee

since we're doing USPS discourse again, a reminder of what Dems should be saying

This came to me in a dream

I still draw.

My bass teacher is moving to AZ at the end of the year, and he says I’m probably ready to join a band anyway. I want to respect his opinion as a teacher and professional musician, but not if it means thinking positively about myself, you know?

This is the first year I don’t have a Spotify wrapped, so instead of being annoying about posting my list, I’m going to be annoying about not having a Spotify.

Three is the perfect number of people to have in a conversation.

If my doctor told be I had a tumor, I would be like "oh shit," but if my doctor told me my tumor was shaped like Houston TX, I would be like "oh fuck, shit shit shit shit."

I've been struggling for a while to describe exactly how I've felt for a while, and I finally figured it out. I feel like a stripped screw.

I don’t know if I’d call all grifting “evil” per se, but if your grift requires you to do a really convincing imitation of evil, then that’s evil.

Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:

Why am I getting ads for sports betting? I’m not your target audience. I can assure you.

I’ve been on a “perplexing” kick lately (I say the word “perplexing” a lot) and there’s nothing perplexing about that at all (it’s the ADHD)

For some reason Democratic leaders seem to prefer telling voters what they won’t be able to do, rather than what they’d like to do. If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections. www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...

Homemade Moxie on the horizon.

When the baby won’t latch, those are nopeles.

I’d rather be accused of psychopathy than have sweat drip down my ass crack.

There’s a guy who takes recordings of people doing mouth guitar noises and turns them into actual guitar riffs. The people mouthing the riffs have so much more artistic vision than anyone generating songs from AI prompts.

I don’t want to die in my sleep. I wanna try to die in someone else’s sleep.

The reality, of course, is that Miller and a significant portion of Trump’s base are the ones who failed to assimilate to America’s post-WWII culture of multi-racial democracy & religious pluralism…and they are now using their power to destroy that once dominant (and still popular) American culture.

The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve been to. Stars Death Cab For Cutie Children of Bodom The Beths Piebald

First southern Thanksgiving is a success. I even socialized successfully. Please clap.

i think scissorman in the clock tower video game is just what happens if you get a giant pair of scissors without the regulating power of mayorship, which helps you control and channel the powers of the giant scissors. even with this, many mayors still succumb to the corruption of the scissors

I cannot keep Traffic and Buffalo Springfield straight in my head.

Elmer Fudd is in bed with a beautiful woman, but she's sad. She says she feels all alone in the world. Elmer says, "The treatment is simple. The great bunny Bugs is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." And the woman bursts into tears. Says, "But Elmer...I am Bugs Bunny."

its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made

My ambitious gingerbread house collapsed so dramatically and to such joy amongst the youngest members of the family, that I am required to make a structurally unsound gingerbread building for demolition every year. Fortunately not that difficult.

I contain multitudes Oh Oh shit My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance

I don’t ever want to hear any TSA agent acting like anything is obvious. Everything is stupid, and the specifics of the stupid change monthly.

Using an LLM for any reason means you are a bad person

Breaking news!

Imagine if your partner left you for the autocomplete function. bsky.app/profile/junl...

If you're at your family's Thanksgiving this year and the problematic Uncle starts talking some bullshit, the best play is to immediately light a cigarette at the table. Call anyone who objects woke.

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.

Learning this on the same day I learned about the brown M&M contract rider being BS is too many things to learn in one day