a horse walks into a bar and says to the barman, "on a right angled triangle with sides x, y and z, if x and z are perpendicular which side is opposite the right angle?", and the barman says "y, the long face"

Orange cat in a sunny window.

There’s actually one simple solution to combating the converging loneliness epidemic and the rising cost of everything: a carne asada with the homies

reskeet with a favorite picture of yourself.

one interesting thing so far about loudly hating AI is the way AI lovers are like "wow so you're just totally closed off to hearing another perspective??" as if their perspective hasn't been relentlessly pushed down our throats with no space to push back (particularly in professional settings)

There are no good wars, only justifiable ones—but you have to know what you are justifying, and it is always ugly.

An alternate reality where backing up one’s car is seen as depraved behavior is a perverse reverse ‘verse.

The cassette printer has a quest for me.

I remember stumbleupon and all the great webcomics it fed me. Questionable Content, xkcd, Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, Sinfest before the author went full terf…

I had a weird dream, but woke up to use the bathroom. Then I fell back asleep and had a different dream where my friends were nitpicking the narrative structure of my previous dream. It was very dumb.

I love a good answering machine montage.

This tree looks like it’s wearing a much larger tree as pants.

The X-Man I want to see most in live action is Chamber. I don't even like him that much as a character, I just want to see how they pull him off visually.

Listening to a video where the guy keeps replacing the word “exacerbating” with “exasturbating”

"Some of those who work forces are the same who burn crosses."

You have have have to couch this in quality of life terms: - more money in your pocket - zero health insurance anxiety

Hell yeah, I'm a pro at this.

I really miss the Mass Effect 3 multiplayer.

Feels like I'm not processing the sleep I've been getting. The sleep is happening, but it's going straight through me. Sleep diarrhea.

My least favorite TV theme song is one of the few intros that the streaming service won't let me skip. Gotta be on the ball with that mute button.

So exactly how do people decide which part of Antarctica is its west side?

As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website

Gonna have to start blocking people who repost fake truth social posts. Might start blocking folks who repost real ones.

Killing the world’s richest man by rapidly spiking his cortisol with cooler and cooler film casting choices

"I conduct my own research" Really? Wow. That's expensive. Who is financially backing you? What methodology are you using?

Good night to watch 1993 Much Ado About Nothing.

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

My wife told me I was full of nonsense, but she has no idea how much more room I have for further nonsense.

If you use the passing of an emergency vehicle to advance through a line of traffic I hope that you are never without a hangnail.

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

Anyone else ever have deja vu about specific experiences with deja vu? Like "hold on... this isn't the first time I've thought this isn't the first time I've thought this isn't the first time I've thought this isn't the first time I've thought this isn't my first time..."

There are people working in the gynecological space who still don't know the difference between a vulva and a vagina, and that's sad

I am shocked by the rapid decline of Ben Shapiro's career and his media empire. Are people just no longer drawn to the effortless charisma and charm, the smooth, sonorous voice, and the raw sex appeal he puts on display that got him his totally organic fanbase initially

Just wanted to say that nobody is immune to propaganda, everyone should guard vigilantly against it, and people aren’t stupid for falling for a multi-billion dollar, multigenerational mental trap. That’s what traps do.

The sun is shining.

That's right, folks. It's "Wild Honey Pie," off the White Album www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-ek...

Truly! This is part of why I find the "people crave inconvenience" and "you're just nostalgic" fronts so irritating. We don't crave inconvenience or some never-real golden past. We crave things that 1) WORK, without 2) endlessly extracting from us on any and every axis they can manage.

Whoever first said mixed metaphors are bad was a loser with no imagination.

I still draw, see?

When bsky doesn't like my posts

I think Jake Paul should fight Anthony Joshua again, just to make sure the first result was legit.

Video game criticism that complains about pacing without addressing the context of how player action influences that pacing isn't helpful. You can criticize a game's pacing, you just cant approach it the same way you would with movies, TV, and other passive narrative forms.

The product in my locker was not up to the task of taming my hair, so now it just looks like I did this on purpose.

If you want to know why so many people are AI skeptics it's because things that used to work like Google Advanced Search went all-in on AI and now do not fucking work. IT DOES NOT FUCKING WORK ANYMORE

I saw two enormous Rottweilers on my drive home, and they were frolicking.

I don’t know and I’m too afraid to ask.

Slightly increase a band Third Eye Myopic

I don’t remember ordering this.

It’s very weird that people go into a public place with a default assumption that it’s okay to rearrange the furniture without asking.

Saw Pluto was in the discourse again. I know this video is over an hour long, but it’s interesting the whole time.