Hot take but nonfat yogurt is a bummer, bodies need fat

Paid twice for a car wash because they said hey install our new app but the app purchases don't work yet! It'll save it for later but still annoying

Perimenopause is just so much fun!!!

heartburn didn't go away but the famotidine is definitely necessary and helping. digestive enzymes might be doing nothing but they can't really hurt and they're not expensive so whatevs

Okay, do I want a new iPad? Just the regular least expensive one. My current iPad is 6 years old, I think it's a 7th Gen. It still works just fine but still, 6 years old. I guess support officially ended last month.

Whenever I make a reddit comment and someone replies that it helped them or they appreciate it, it makes the weird random downvotes worth it

Really don't appreciate feeling pukey out of nowhere. Ginger candy didn't work, zofran to the rescue please

Just sharing this again

PA ran out on my Aimovig, messaged my primary, let's see how much of a hassle it is. At my old clinic it was like pulling teeth and required me calling my insurance multiple times.

Even I'm starting to wonder if it will ever get warm again. 30Fs overnight for the foreseeable future.

The butterscotch tummydrops are genuinely really good

when i'm stoned there's absolutely nothing as wonderful as nice cold water

Got home and Bert had horked up allll over the bed. So glad I got that waterproof sheet! A few paper towels and clorox wipes and all cleaned up in 5 minutes.

Why is it only 3:30

Nah, Ziwe is right, outside clothes and shoes inside the house is wild behavior. Inside clothes (and shoes) and outside clothes.

So we have a board opening and the only applicant is a real dickbag who used to be on the board before and I listed off some of his dickbag qualities and my boss said "yeah and his hearing is terrible!" I FUCKING CANNOT Y'ALL

Second committee meeting, second time to discuss my boss's engagement ring

Glad we're spending this committee meeting talking about my boss's engagement ring

lmao instead of calling our benefits plan administrator she just put in a support ticket. Ma'am pick up the fucking phone.

Ope! It got me again! Thought we were done but nope!

Bout to get this cat a new home tonight

what the fuck! our hra accounts are set to roll over annually but i just noticed last month they fucking took last year's money from me. guess my boss is gonna have to hear about it.

okay anyway why am i sober

i will admit that it is kind of fun to make a batch of something and have it last through most of the week. like i still have probably 2-3 servings of the curry left that i made saturday and i'm not even sick of it. makes it really really easy to convince myself to use my energy to cook now #awlglp1

Genuinely annoyed that Lilly keeps sending me syringes when I tell them not to. I have my own!

Motherfucker. Scrolling reddit and see a post mentioning King Kunta and now that's in my head. I GOT A BONE TO PICK.

Turns out I forgot how to spell words today

Accidentally bought two copies of Kimberlé Crenshaw's memoir and if we don't have to send the second one back I'm keeping it and giving it to my stepsister

Oh god it's me and the coworker I can't stand alone in the staff room the rest of the day. Wish my last boss thought I deserved an office!

The autism says everyone is talking about Murderbot so now I don't want to read it even though it appeared on my ipad at midnight 🤷‍♀️

hail wtf

now the question is which one first? i just finished a fantasy (the king of attolia, a series reread because i learned books 5 and 6 came out and i never knew, and i forgot the plot of books 1-4 entirely), so i'm thinking maybe do a scifi and read murderbot first

i love fashion but i absolutely do not give a shit about the met gala this year

Boss walked up to me and INSISTED we had a conversation we did not have and then got super shitty when I refused to concede. Nah, don't gaslight me, it will not work.

Coworker is doing a make a lightsaber program and boss won't let her call it that so she called it "space saber" and it's doing my head in. WHAT IS IT MADE OF?? SPACE?? IT CAN'T BE MADE OF SPACE!!

Signify Health I'm gonna need you to stop calling me. I will never ever let someone working for my health insurance company enter my home. And you already fucking know I have a pcp I see regularly.

Finished the book I was reading just in time for the next Murderbot and the next Singing Hills to come out tomorrow

Whenever I hear stories about people prescribed pain medication after a surgery and they're like "it was the best feeling ever" etc and "I had to stop before I got addicted to the feeling" I am more and more convinced of the biological component to addiction.

Okay but this is something I'd say

"treat others the way you'd like to be treated" only really works if the way you want to be treated isn't considered weird. Way more people want to be constantly checked in on than I might have thought, once upon a time

news: "guiliani hospitalized in critical--" me: i'm listening... news: "--but stable condition" me: nuts

okay the leftovers of that curry were actually better than the first night. love when that happens.

"try being a [_______] for a day" is still funny to me

i still had a bag of reese's pieces eggs that i never opened and i thought about bringing them to work. but then i wanted some. so i opened the bag and put it back in the cupboard. those bitches don't deserve me anyway lmao

i'm kind of shocked at how many people are on a glp1 and just text their telehealth person like once a month and never talk to an actual doctor or don't have a pcp. then they get side effects and we all go "talk to your doctor!" and they just... don't have one. bruh these are real medications okay.

look, if you're gonna eat 60g of protein in a meal, please i am begging you to make sure it also has a lot of fiber. your colon will thank you, i promise.

One day I'll learn my lesson and just keep scrolling

Odell Lake

The TJs sweet onion pretzel sticks are beyond good

famotidine 20mg 2x a day seems to be doing the trick (or the heartburn stopped on its own, which could be) and i don't think i'm having any side effects and somehow i swear it's helping me breathe better???