My Christmas wish is to not feel like crap tomorrow, because I have to go to my parents house for several hours. Last year I had a bad crash the next day. So not this year, thanks.

time for nog and an orange creme chocolate

dang, the meatballs are actually really good for something i just heated up, and the gravy is also good. but i'm glad i went with the lingonberry jam because the "berry sauce" it came with was like apple and cranberry sauce which eh, not impressed

other word i've started noticing lately is "diabolical" and i never see anyone use it outside reddit but i see it on reddit constantly

gave bert his christmas toy, so he could have it tomorrow while i'm not home, it's a crinkle catnip bag, he loves it so far

i usually do my holiday dinner on christmas eve, traditionally i do ham and scalloped potatoes but this year i saw swedish meatballs at costco so i'm doing that, mashed potatoes, green beans, and i got lingonberry jam just for fun. i don't even know if i like it but i had to. no rolls because ehh

I have washed my hair. Which seems dumb because I literally just did and it's not like I left the house since then! Stupid hygiene

the wind direction is basically blowing the dryer vent smell into my living room and i want to throw up. how does she have this much laundry anyway!!!

chrome://flags/ search for split view, disable if you're not using chrome, that's very nice, you don't need to share

starting zep on friday, and while i know there's gonna be an adjustment period, i really hope it helps/fixes some of these issues where my body feels like it's falling apart. i'm only 41! i know a lot of changes happen in your 40s but they shouldn't be like this. #awlglp1

Spotting and cramps again, somehow. I'm so mad, I thought I figured this out. Merry fucking Christmas to me.

if i was ever in one of those shows where someone renos my home and redesigns it, and they put my tv above the fireplace, i would sue them

i guess being on vacation means i have to remember to charge my phone, since i usually end up doing that in the car during my commute

i told y'all, i really don't like elf on a shelf

well huh, michigan has a uniform public expression protection act now

i got this nice cheddar popcorn at world market that i was looking forward to and it's baaaad 😭😭😭

weed packaging is also me-proof

"i don't understand people who don't like family guy because they're mean to meg, she's not a real person" yeah it's a cartoon you dumbfuck, nobody thinks an animated character is a real person but nonstop misogynist jokes just lose their luster after you turn 14

My favorite part of a cat is that area of fur behind their ears, down their cheek, to their neck. On Bert it almost feels like super soft down. (It's because of the pinna glands.)

Damn that comment took off, more engagement on youtube than I've ever had anywhere. And some folks had to come stick up for the sad affluent influencers. Good for them, everyone needs a hobby.

Sometimes my brain confuses Clan of the Cave Bear with that Canadian book about the lady who fucks a bear. Sorry to Ms. Auel.

Was gonna take a picture of Bert's pile of feets but then he started licking his butt. Welp.

this child's name is brinley. that's a dog's name.

as a nondrinking person (medical reasons and also i think most alcohol is gross sorry bout it) it's really funny to watch people be very silly even on one drink and even when they are the kind of person who insists they "can't even feel" one drink. girl you are really struggling to wrap this present

i was going to write something on my shopping list but i didn't and of course now i've forgotten what it was. all i have is a vague sense of unease that i need something and i have no idea what! *always* just go write the thing on your list.

okay! replaced the thermostat, hung up my lego starry night art, cleaned the litter box, and took out the trash. time for weed and a snack plate.

lmao. so hannah alonzo's latest video is on out of touch influencers (jaclyn hill) are flaunting their wealth and people are over it and not watching. and i commented yeah, we're fuckin TIRED and we can't afford our groceries i'm not watching your lvmh clothing haul.

people really need to chill out with their business expectations for the last half of december. either people are on vacation or they're at work where half their coworkers are on vacation. nothing is an emergency that can't wait (i mean like, in general okay)

installed. less than an hour from turning off the breakers to getting it connected to my apps and alexa. as it should be! i can't believe that other fancy one i bought was so damn difficult

man, i used to be a barefoot person, i still am inside, but now that my body is aging it wants inside shoes. i am becoming my mother. if you tell her i'll hurt you.

Yesterday's migraine thing did not follow me to today 🙌

bert is mad that i'm not going to bed on time

very glad i'm not going to work tomorrow, today would have been one of those waste of a weekend days

that gave me a pretty bad stomachache, enough i didn't even want dinner. turns out i only had 3 in total so i might just throw the other 2 out, i don't know if i can give away something that made me sick, even if supposedly they're just fine

the turkey chomps is ehhhhhhhh as expected, good thing i only got 4

i think it was because i definitely had a postdrome (migraine "hangover" for those of you lucky enough not to experience it) and now i want to eat all the food i see

bullying politicians online is basically the only power we have left to us so i'm gonna keep doing it

showered and hair washed and then i got absolutely crit with exhaustion. like keeping my eyes open is a TASK.

might have to spend some of the day horizontal after i shower. ugh i feel terrible. it'll pass but maybe not for a few hours/until tomorrow.

Got a real vertigo situation going on this morning, probably the crazy wind situation from overnight

I'm not even in the wind advisory area but it's so loud out there right now

new thermostat was delivered, the one i should have ordered in the first place. gonna install it monday or tuesday, it's a newer version of my current one so i know how to install it on my own.

i have had to fast forward through some of the cringier bits of ep2 because i absolutely cannot handle the cringe levels

penn jillette in this episode of an older show i'm watching, i appreciate how he's seen the error of libertarianism, and spoken out about it in recent years, especially in regards to covid

ann arbor will never stop ann arboring

minnie driver has really honed in and perfected "eccentric" in the course of her career

forgot i had hello kitty pimple patches on my chin, maybe *that's* why my neighbor looked at me like that in the trash room

been waiting for vacation to watch the studio

publish or perish has been the thing forever but at least it was driven by humans

Good morning, reminder that fixer uppers are for houses, not grown human partners