Oh, for the record, CGI Hutts haven't really improved much since the special editions were released in the 90s, which is kinda sad.

I wish that one of my three cats was respectful.

I just saw an ad for hot dogs made with "regenerative beef." I had never heard that term, so I looked it up. I think they're confused about what I think I'm getting in a hot dog.

My whole right side is very itchy. I am a man of focus, commitment, and sheer will.

I can't say enough good things about eggs.

I want to watch Primer, but I don't think I'm smart enough for it today.

Tonight's Dinner: Chicken Enchilada Mac and Cheese Tonight's Album: "The Room's Too Cold" by The Early November

Nephew and I are getting ready to see The Mandalorian and Grogu.

I haven't watched a lot of Parks and Rec, but I just saw a clip where Ron Swanson referred to a flag being flown at half-mast for Li'l Sebastian, and that's just poor writing. I feel like Ron Swanson would know that flags are only flown at half-mast in ships. On land, they're half-staff.

The Red Lobster at 95th and Metcalf has closed. Part of me has died.

Watching "Stalker." Some manner of Russian sci-fi film.

Tonight's Dinner: Hash Brown Egg Nests

One thing that sucks is when someone loves the same genre of music that you do, but they only love the dogshittiest bands possible, while your faves are magnificently curated and exquisite.

I don't know what I'm doing tonight, but I bet it involves nothing.

FUCKING FINALLY

That moment when you swear you own a metal muffin pan but you don't own a metal muffin pan <<<<<<<<<<

LJS didn't make me shit my pants, so I'm pretty sure I'm immortal now. Or at least invulnerable.

I cannot wait to peel this fucking Tegaderm off after work. I appreciate its usefulness and the help it provides in healing, but it sucks when it's located on a twisty part of the body.

Today is one of those days when I'm 100% just white-knuckling it until 4:00.

Continuing ed is done for two years. Now to just sit back and let the money roll in.

Saw that I See Stars is coming back to town and got excited. Then saw they're one of the openers for Hollywood Undead. The gods have forsaken me.

Trying to finish my last CE course today. It's a requirement for every cycle, and it's always the worst. This year's version has a number of videos, and every one has the same background music. Awful.

I just think it would be great if I stopped feeling constantly exhausted for no reason.

Can't wait to feel ill later.

Ope, Knocked Loose gonna be here two days before my birthday. The dark lords come in clutch again.

Going to see Nightbreed at Screenland next month. I'm excited, as I've never seen it on the big screen, but it starts at 9:30. At night.

A 1980s personal pan pizza from Pizza Hut that you got through Book It. There has never been a tastier, more rewarding meal than that in my entire life.

I just feel like it's probably about time to revisit some of my favorite art. (Con Air)

Ding-Dongs (2026)

2027 is gonna be the Royals' year. I can feel it. The season went to fast this year.

I have a headache and want fried chicken. It's important to listen to my body, so I'll take an Advil and get some Luna's.

Sitting in the waiting room at my therapist's office, wonderinf if I can fit 100 minutes of bullshit into a 50-minute session.

As someone who's largely a side-sleeper, last night was rough. Tegaderm came off the edges hear my stomach, and I need to try and keep the first batch on until tomorrow afternoon/evening before I wash and replace. The wolf inside me that likes to bitch and moan is winning.

I had a dream last night about someone wearing green corduroy overalls, but I can't remember who.

I don't wanna

I need someone to bring me my evening clonazepam and refill my pill sorter. (It's much less complicated now than it used to be. I promise.)

I need Knocked Loose to tour the US soon.

Gonna have to wear nothing but black T-shirts for awhile to avoid staining anything. However shall I survive?

The temptation of a Memorial Day devil's nap is overwhelming.

Culver's is saving a life tonight.

Erotic City is under new management, if you even care.

I wonder what Rick Rubin would look like with a haircut and a beard trim.

Went to start my last CE class this morning, which is required. Tried to download the textbook (which I could survive without), and it gave me an error message. Contacted customer service, and it's a known issue. Unfortunately, I can't proceed in the course until I download the book. Due 5/31.

I'm at my most dadly when I look at my freshly mowed backyard and feel a sense of pride in having walked mostly parallel lines for 25 minutes while listening to Dance Gavin Dance and stepping in three piles of dogshit.

Gonna watch a movie called "Monolith" tonight. Like most of the movies on my list, I can't remember why I added it or what it is about, but it's 1h35m, so it can't be bad.

My main goal as a dad is to be a better father than mine without overcorrecting and trying to do the exact opposite (which I'm sure he was trying to do, too), as well as accepting Big Dub for who he is instead of trying to turn him into who I want him to be.

Tonight's Dinner: Slow Cooker Cuban Sliders

Okay, so today's CE course was a new required class for my profession (real estate appraisal), involving bias and fair housing. The first part of the course sucked, as it was just a lot of the same laws and regulations and acronyms that are (justifiably) beaten into your skull repeatedly. I can't

I am so mad that someone besides me has this amazing tattoo. www.instagram.com/p/DYL3c-nEpf...

Getting a big, colorful rib tattoo tomorrow and am mentally preparing myself for the two wolves inside of me - the one who has a reasonably high pain tolerance and the one who fucking loves to bitch and moan.