Staind, Seether, Hoobastank, and Hinder are going on tour together this year if you've left the house to get some smokes.

"I Never Told You What I Do For A Living" by My Chemical Romance

I am moving very slowly today. I could have used a bit longer in bed. Thoughts and prayers.

I'm ready to go home and eat some mashed potatoes.

This year's Spravato journal. The front cover is made from a defective record. The back is cut from an extra record jacket.

I should have brought my bathrobe.

Doesn't appear to be a creepy old guy in this group, so I guess that makes me the creepy old guy. One gal is a real Chatty Cathy, though, so I'm happy to have my earbuds in. Listening to Faetooth and zoning out already.

Just entered @chuckassplanet.bsky.social's hellscape, wherein I was told to be here between 12:20 and 12:30 and am still in the waiting room.

We don't use the word "smarmy" enough. Great word.

I had a dream that I saw my high school Spanish teacher at Toys R Us (RIP) with my nephew, who proceeded to throw up in the aisle. Then I woke up, and my dog was throwing up in the bed. I washed the blankets and slept on the couch.

"What shoes will give my new ketamine friends the impression that I'm cool?" 🤔

This does not bode well.

Do I feel like doing anything this morning? No. Am I going to do any this morning? Also no.

Nothing like your massive dog barfing his entire dinner all over the foot of your bed at 3am to make you feel alive.

this is this weekend :)

Monthly New Haircut Selfie

Of all the fermented cabbage products I've tried, kimchi is the best. (I've only tried two, and sauerkraut is fucking gross.)

I don't think I've ever listened to Noah Kahan, but he just looks like I probably won't enjoy it.

I just looked at a $30MM house in Utah. 8bd/16ba. Why the fuck do you need twice as many bathrooms as bedrooms? How desperate are you to take that shit, Brigham?

Gus just dropped a seven-second, 60 dB fart. I am in hell.

Reddit comment regarding Ron Zombie: "He looks like macho man Randy savage if you microwaved him too long"

I am 100% actually going to do this.

Hero. www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolC...

Haircut tonight. Really hoping that this is the month where my stylist doesn't listen to my stories from the past four weeks and ask me why I try so hard to fuck up my life. (She's been cutting my hair for almost six years.)

I can't believe my employer (a bank) is open on President's Day. What a scam.

I don't follow a lot of the Grammy coverage, but I do like to look at the metal nominees every year for a sensible chuckle.

I don't trust a white guy with face tattoos unless their music makes me want to kill myself (complimentary). I don't think I've ever heard Jelly Roll, but I assume his music would make me want to kill myself (derogatory).

Best part of the legal ketamine is deciding what music I want to listen to while I get fucked up and journal in nonsensical, barely legible preschooler words that make no sense when I come down.

I lead a very anti-prequel lifestyle, but I enjoyed the first two episodes of Welcome to Derry. I'm not sure the world needs a Derry Cinematic Universe, but I'm allowing it a probationary period.

I think I've decided that today is not going to be productive.

I'm seldomly more offended than when a supposedly clean item from the dishwasher has a small piece of schmutz on it. Bro, you're a fucking dishwasher. Wash my fucking dishes. Your manual says I don't have to prerinse (which I do), yet here we are.

"What shoes will give my new therapist the impression that I'm cool?" 🤔

I am 97% sure that Gus is deaf. The 3% of doubt comes from him still reacting to the word treat.

I would do speakable things for a Costco hot dog right now.

You've got to be fucking kidding me with this shit. Fucking tactical water drinking lookin ass. thestainlessdepotcompany.com/products/32o...

I don't believe in groundhogs.

If The Callous Daoboys don't win 64 Grammys, the music industry is a farce.

Starting the second episode of Welcome to Derry. Mutant baby really doesn't like kids.

I ain't hanging a gotdamn thing from my piercings, and no one can make me.

There are days when I believe I'm of reasonable intelligence. Then there are the days when I barehand a plate that's been in the microwave for 2.5 minutes. Dumbass.

Okay, starting It Chapter 2. We all float down here (in Waldo).

Why haven't pogs come back yet?

Today's Lunch: Kimchi Bulgogi Cheesesteak

LAST OF US SEASON 3 ISN'T COMING UNTIL NEXT FUCKING YEAR?! I hate TV.

You're telling me a Bavarian creamed in this donut?

When I am "elected" God Emperor of the Known Universe, people who know too much about the lore of a fictional universe from popular media will be sentenced to hard labor in the dark matter mines.

Robe Time ™️

Tonight's movie is It Part 1. I saw it in the theater, but remember next to nothing about it. Never saw the second part, so I will likely watch that tomorrow night, then Welcome to Derry after I finish the second season of The Last of Us.

I don't always have great luck with cubed roasts in the crock pot, but this turned out really fucking well.

Tonight's Dinner: Crock Pot Beef Tips and Gravy with Mashed Potatoes Tonight's Album: "A Different Shade of Blue" by Knocked Loose